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‘The Boss’ new album “Working on a Dream’ has a song on it called
“Outlaw Pete”…inspiration from ‘KISS’s Short lived Disco Days???…
You Decide…
*Maybe ‘The boss ‘ will be breaking out the Disco Ball
@ The Frank Erwin Center on April 5th!!!
Recent Survey of the ‘Most Memorable TV First Moments’…
Plans are in the works for a short film on this..
..I’m surprised ‘September 11 2001..
Twin Towers wasn’t in the Top 3…
#1 Most Memorable TV Moment..
Neil Armstrong’s ‘69 Moon Walk…
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#2 President Obama’s Inauguration…
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#3…President John F. Kennedy’s
Assassination in ‘63..
…HHHMMM wonder if this will
make it in the film…
Pretty Memorable Moment..
Dude,
We’ve got to come up with a new word to call each other dude. Dude, I mean, EVERYBODY, even girls, are calling each other dude now, dude! Dude, there’s gotta be a new word dude. Let’s like, get together dude and see if anything pops into our head, ok dude? There’s even a beer commercial about dude now dude! Dude, isn’t that like our “jump the shark” moment dude? See ya later dude.
All these years, I thought I was a man. Now, I’m not so sure. I learned some deeply disturbing news just last night that has not only rocked me to my core but has caused me to seriously question my own manhood.
Last night in front of the TV as I was intently eating a two pound block of cheese with a six pack of Lonestar beer, a nightly ritual faithfully executed by every real man in America, I learned that Lingerie Super Bowl VI had been canceled. Upon hearing the heinous news, I started to cry like, well, a woman.
The last time I cried that hard was when my lifetime membership was revoked by a local gentlemen’s club, the Yellow Rose, for getting into a fight inside the club with a midget dancer named “Little Woman.” By the way, midgets prefer to be called little people but Little Woman deserves no such respect as she’s just plain mean. Also, be warned that for some strange reason, little people have the strength of like ten gorillas. So beware if you ever get drunk and pick a fight with one.
While it is a serious offense for a man to cry uncontrollably like a baby, it’s not what caused me to question my manhood. The fact that I didn’t know there was such a thing as a lingerie super bowl much less that five of them had already taken place without my knowledge is what’s caused me to become far more introspective of my manliness. I mean c’mon. What kind of man doesn’t know that there is such thing as a lingerie super bowl where grown, sweaty, hot women, presumably in lingerie, jiggle around on a football field?
So there is such a thing as lingerie super bowl, to which I knew nothing about and now Super Bowl VI is canceled. Please lord, take me now.
As it turns out, there is an actual Lingerie Football League, The LFL has ten teams and the season opener in Chicago between Miami Caliente and Chicago Bliss is scheduled for September 4, 2009. Shaaaaawing!
The road back to manhood will be long and hard for me but I vow to return.
Gimmie back my mancard!
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Lance will be on with us tomorrow morning at 8:15 to talk about the proposed State Wide Smoking Ban in Texas. Be listening, Lance is always great when he is on with us.
*A Few months ago, the Plain White T’s dropped by the MIX studios
& played a few tunes..
…One of them was 1,2,3,4…
LOVED IT…IT’S THE BESTEST LOVE SONG..
In time for V-Day..You can send a personalized Video to it..
I did one for My Honey Ted..
Click on his pix to view it…
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