I survived my nose and throat surgery. I am shocked how good I feel two days after surgery. No more sore throat and my nose is only a little sore. I feel like I got punched in the nose. No biggie.

Be sure to checkout www.twitter.com/sandymcilree lots more going on over there then there is going on here. Sorry.

 Ok, so Jamie Foxx's new video for the song "blame it" has got me cracking up.....I can understand why he'd feature cameos with Samuel L Jackson and Quincy Jones.....but Jake Gyllenhaal??....and even worse, Ron Howard?  Just watch....you'll be scratching your head at Opie raising a glass of bubbly amidst hoes just as I was. If this doesn't make you laugh, you have no soul.

* I  had a blast cruising around in the Hewlett Hummer
H2 SUT (HUEY2)…
*A couple more things to check out…
…I have been told this is a pretty important
part of the Awesome Powerful Smooth Ride…
..
…Looks pretty IMPRESSIVE…whatever I’m looking at???…
tie it in w/ a 4 Year/50,000 Mile Bumper to Bumper
Warranty from GM… NO WORRIES AT ALL!!!
Hey..check out ‘Huey 2’s’..what I call ‘Night Vision’..

Give it try & let me know what you think???
I THINK IT ROCKS!!!

And now breaking news about the continuing weight gain of Jessica Simpson… because I have nothing better to do and evidently neither do you.

Now normally I would not jump on the band wagon of those eager to report that Jessica has recently been packing on the pounds but as you’ll soon discover, this recent development should have some animal lovers in an uproar.

Jessica and her spokespeople have denied that she is pregnant and my highly paid informants confirmed that she indeed is not carrying Tony Romo’s baby.

So what could explain Jessica’s weight gain?

To explain the mystery we’d have to go back to when Jessica, while eating a Chicken of the Sea ® tuna fish sandwich, asked, “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?”  She gets a little confused, OK.

I have it from a highly unreliable source who happens to be the taxidermist of the brother-in-law of Jessica’s hair dresser that apparently Jessica’s weight gain is due to an adverse reaction to her eating her dog, Daisy.  The incident occurred during an all night eating binge that included Jessica’s consumption of a jumbo box of Ding Dongs ® (including the box), five bags of Uncle Salty’s ® potato chips, three gallons of Ben and Jerry’s ® Chunky Chicken ice cream, a pack of freshmint Tic Tacs ® and of course a ketchup covered Daisy.

When asked why she would eat her beloved dog Daisy, Jessica replied, “Well my housekeeper, Tencha Consuelo Conchita Alonzo had not been grocery shopping for me in days and I was really hungry and depressed and don’t hot dogs come from dogs anyway?”

Jessica was also asked if she had any regrets regarding her canine consumption to which she replied, “Yeah, I wish I had the orange flavored Tic Tacs ® instead of the minty ones.”

Jessica could not be reached for comment.

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*Took  a stroll around Madiera Beach…

John’s Pass-Treasure Island area…
Great place to shop, eat & people watch…
Even though it got a bit chilly on St. Pete
Beach…Didn’t stop… ‘THE GIRLS’…
Lara, me  & Jen from having fun…

…I also met my myspace bud Aaron for the first time
in person…He was Rock’n ‘Sloppy Pelicans’...

…FYI…Yummy place for ‘Tasty Seafood’
on the pricer side, but worth the $$…
“Snappers”…Kick’n Blackened Shrimp
& the Crab Cakes ROCKED TOO!!!
…Won’t be long before the Big 2 Day Car Trip
Back Home!!!  You know it’s ‘True Love’ when
you can travel in a car over 8 hours a day for 2 days in a
row & still come out smil’n….