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Leave a Comment | Posted by JB & Sandy Recap on January 28, 2011

6:00 AM:  Sandy was a celebrity bartender last night at Ruths Chris to raise money for the Greater Tee of Austin. He wants to thank everyone who came out and supported this charity. JB’s daughter is starting softball soon, and they need to start working on her skills. Alex and JB went to eat at Frank last night after they drank it up at Ruths Chris and now Alex is regretting their food choices. Sara is judging the National Karaoke League competition this Saturday at 8 pm at the Highball. Come out and watch if you’d like a fun evening. Cassiday’s boyfriend is helping coach the Lake Travis baseball team right now and they are seeing very little of each other. It’s made her realize how hard coaches work and has gained a lot of respect for the men and women who are with coaches.

6:05 AM: 25 years ago today the space shuttle Challenger explosion happened.  A construction accident in South Austin resulted in one man injured and on man dead. Taco Bell is saying their meat is 88% meat, not 43% meat which was previously reported this week.

6:15 AM: Unknown poll—women, would you rather spend Valentine’s Day with your pet or your significant other?  Of our listeners, 100% of them would choose their husbands, but in a national poll 14% of women would choose to spend it with their pets.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Charlie Sheen was rushed to the hospital yesterday and it turns out that he was heavily partying for 2 days with women who star in adult films.  A girl was on American Idol last night who was 15 years old named Lauren. She blew the judges away with her voice and they brought her whole family into the room. She sang a duet with Steven Tyler of “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” because it’s her parents’ song. The Crown Vic is going to be discontinued so Police Departments all over the country are searching for their new car to make into police cars. The APD will be test driving the Chevy Caprice and the Sedan by Ford aka the “Police Interceptor”.

6:40 AM: Happy Birthday to Elijah Wood (30), Nick Carter (31), Joey Fatone (34), and Sarah McLauglan (43). In NYC a BMW crashed into a cab and when the cops arrived they realized there was a bullet hole in the trunk. They opened the trunk and found a man beaten, bound, gagged, part of his ear was missing, and he was unconscious. It turns out the man in the trunk was the owner of the car and he was trying to sell it. He met with a potential buyer who beat him up, put him in the trunk and stole the car.  A husband and wife went on their honeymoon to France, and the man invited his mother on the trip with them. He said he couldn’t leave his mom alone, and she was there with them on the honeymoon. One month later, the wife is divorcing her husband saying he has too much of an emotional attachment to his mother.  47-year-old John Wade Agan of Tampa, Florida believes he’s the WORLD’S UNLUCKIEST MAN.  And if you look at his last four years, he makes a pretty decent case. Four years ago, he was robbed at gunpoint while he was driving his taxi.  The robbers beat him up and stuffed him in the trunk of his car. Three years ago, he was stabbed in the chest with a butcher knife. Two years ago, two different snakes bit him at the same time, and on Tuesday, he was STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. Wow!

6:55 AM: No Super Bowl has ever gone into overtime so Papa John’s is promising a free pizza to every American who signs up before the game IF the game this year goes into overtime. Go to Papajohns.com if you’d like to get in on the possibility of a free pizza!

7:00 AM: Coast to coast in 90 seconds.

7:05 AM: The Rite is out this week which stars Anthony Hopkins. She says it has all of the devil film clichés in it, and it’s pretty cheesy—earning an F+ from Cecily. Also out is The Mechanic starring Jason Statham and Ben Foster. She says it’s a violent action film, but didn’t feel like there was much of a point to the story. She gives that one a D grade. Cecily says go see 127 Hours if you haven’t seen it yet!

7:15 AM: This last weekend Sara was in Dallas at a furniture store with her mom and they accidentally knocked some items off an armoire. Sara’s mom was able to catch some of the items before the hit the ground, but a glass fish hit the ground and shattered. They made her buy it, but it luckily it only cost her $20.  We got a call from a listener named Melody who sways when she walks, and her husband always tells her to be careful because she’ll break something in a store someday. Well, luckily when she did break something, he wasn’t with her. She hit a frame in a furniture store and cracked the glass. The store made her buy it, and she’s hiding it from her husband in their house right now.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. 25 years ago today the space shuttle Challenger explosion happened.  Charlie Sheen was rushed to the hospital yesterday and it turns out that he was heavily partying for 2 days with women who star in adult films.  Katy Perry says her tour this summer will be very theatrical, colorful, and the venues will smell like cotton candy. A girl was on American Idol last night who was 15 years old named Lauren. She blew the judges away with her voice and they brought her whole family into the room. She sang a duet with Steven Tyler of “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” because it’s her parents’ song.

7:35 AM: Two nights ago on American Idol there was an incredibly touching story with a contestant named Chris Medina. He is 26 years old and engaged to his girlfriend of 8 years. Months before their wedding, his fiancé got in a bad car wreck and now has very severe brain damage. Chris is her caregiver and is staying with her saying “what kind of man would I be if I left her when she needs me most?”. What a man!  

7:42 AM: The week in review.

7:50 AM: Ricky Gervais had a cameo on the American version of The Office last night for the first time. He created the show’s concept in England, and played the same role that Steve Carrell plays.

8:00 AM: Coast to coast in 90 seconds.

8:10 AM: What words do you hate hearing or have trouble saying? Sandy has trouble saying regularly, Joey, and popeyes. Cassiday’s boyfriend can’t say facetious. Sara hates the words moist, panties, and crusty. The list of words our listeners hate or cant say correctly is; slacks, discharge, February, and rural.

8:15 AM: Car horn game! Alex has a very cool talent. If you call in and honk your horn, Alex can guess the make and model of the car just from hearing it once. This morning we took 3 callas, and he got all 3 right!

8:30 AM: There is a stripper shortage in Dallas for Superbowl weekend and they are looking to have a 30 to 1 ratio. This means they are short 10,000 strippers. Taco Bell is saying their meat is 88% meat, not 43% meat which was previously reported this week.  Odds makers are saying The Social Network, Colin Firth, and Natalie Portman are the ones you should bet on if you want to win some money.

8:35 AM: Congrats to Erica from Kyle who represented Texas this past weekend on America’s Funniest Home Videos. They were a finalist and took home the top prize of $10,000 for their video. The video was of their daughters getting their bikes on Christmas morning and one of the girls is mad and said “I didn’t want a bike! I wanted lipstick!” Congrats to Erica and her family!

8:40 AM: The week in review.

8:50 AM: The Rite is out this week which stars Anthony Hopkins. She says it has all of the devil film clichés in it, and it’s pretty cheesy—earning an F+ from Cecily. Also out is The Mechanic starring Jason Statham and Ben Foster. She says it’s a violent action film, but didn’t feel like there was much of a point to the story. She gives that one a D grade. Cecily says go see 127 Hours if you haven’t seen it yet!

9:00 AM: Coast to coast in 90 seconds.

9:30 AM: Someone threw a package out of their car into a ditch by Cowboys Stadium and they now have the area shut down thinking it’s a suspicious [package and could be a threat.  A recommendation to make Austin more drivable is to remove the tolls from SH 130 and 45 and add tolls to I-35 to try and make 35 less packed with cars. Katy Perry says her tour this summer will be very theatrical, colorful, and the venues will smell like cotton candy. Charlie Sheen was rushed to the hospital yesterday and it turns out that he was heavily partying for 2 days with women who star in adult films.  

9:45 AM: Replay– Two nights ago on American Idol there was an incredibly touching story with a contestant named Chris Medina. He is 26 years old and engaged to his girlfriend of 8 years. Months before their wedding, his fiancé got in a bad car wreck and now has very severe brain damage. Chris is her caregiver and is staying with her saying “what kind of man would I be if I left her when she needs me most?”. What a man!

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Heather's Thingies on

Pretty Cool way to pass it if you’re into Legos..


Click to see the Best Picture Oscar Nominees  Lego style!!
This song popped in my head… ’81 flashback…

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Cassiday Proctor on

How many songs can you name?

Give up?

Here's the list

Office Theme Song (0:18)
Linus and Lucy (0:38)
Turkish March (1:13)
Mario Brothers Theme (1:27)
In the Hall of the Mountain King (1:54)
Bad Romance – Lady Gaga (2:07)
Viva La Vida – Coldplay (2:50)
Like a Virgin – Madonna (3:03)
Crazy Train – Ozzy Osbourne (3:23)
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger – Daft Punk (4:01)
James Bond Theme (4:15)
Pirates of the Caribbean Theme (4:35)
The Final Countdown – Europe (4:56)

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Heather's Thingies on

Answer: By your Favorite Colors!
I was skeptical of this until I took the
‘Color Career Indicator’..
It was quick and painless.
My results below. Give it a try and see what you come up with.

Welcome Heather

The Dewey Color System® is now the world’s most accurate career testing instrument.
This report based on your personality traits indicates your two most enjoyable day-day-day occupation skills. It’s a summary of the full report, the Color Leadership Evaluation 5.0.

“Studies indicate workplace enjoyment is the key to success. So as you read, consider only “Was I mostly having fun at work?” Disregard your present and past employer’s environment.

Best Occupational Category

You’re a CREATOR

Keywords

Nonconforming, Impulsive, Expressive, Romantic, Intuitive, Sensitive, and Emotional

These original types place a high value on aesthetic qualities and have a great need for self-expression. They enjoy working independently, being creative, using their imagination, and constantly learning something new. Fields of interest are art, drama, music, and writing or places where they can express, assemble, or implement creative ideas.

CREATOR OCCUPATIONS
Suggested careers are Advertising Executive, Architect, Web Designer, Creative Director, Public Relations, Fine or Commercial Artist, Interior Decorator, Lawyer, Librarian, Musician, Reporter, Art Teacher, Broadcaster, Technical Writer, English Teacher, Architect, Photographer, Medical Illustrator, Corporate Trainer, Author, Editor, Landscape Architect, Exhibit Builder, and Package Designer.

CREATOR WORKPLACES
Consider workplaces where you can create and improve beauty and aesthetic qualities. Unstructured, flexible organizations that allow self-expression work best with your free-spirited nature.

Suggested Creator workplaces are advertising, public relations, and interior decorating firms; artistic studios, theaters and concert halls; institutions that teach crafts, universities, music, and dance schools. Other workplaces to consider are art institutes, museums, libraries, and galleries.

*2nd Best Occupational Category

You’re a SOCIAL MANAGER

Keywords:

Tactful, Cooperative, Generous, Understanding, Insightful, Friendly, and Cheerful

This very social type enjoys working in groups, sharing responsibilities, and being the center of attention. Fields of interest are instructing, helping, nurturing, care giving and instructing-especially young people. They discuss and consider feelings in order to solve problems, lead, direct, persuade, guide, organize and enlighten others.

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Heather's Thingies on January 27, 2011

The title track of the album ‘Born This Way’
released Feb 13th. Here’s the Lyrics  leaked

Don’t Be A Drag
Just Be A Queen”

She’s performing it on the Grammys Feb 13th, and
the album will drop May 23rd!
Lady G said so!!

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Leave a Comment | Posted by JB & Sandy Recap on

6:00 AM: In the last week Sandy has seen a Mazerati, a Lamborghini, and a Maybach in Westlake and can’t believe it. JB saw a study this morning saying that we’re obese because our homes are too cozy. He decided that this is the final straw, and we’re doomed to be fat forever with all of these ridiculous studies and statistics. Alex has already done 2 loads of laundry, cleaned his kitchen, taken out his trash, and dropped off his dry cleaning this morning. Sara noticed its swimsuit time at Target and she’s not ready for it yet. She isn’t in summer mode yet and wishes they’d wait a little while longer until they bring those out.

6:10 AM: Jimmy Buffet fell of the stage at the end of a show in Sydney and was unconscious for 10 minutes. He was rushed to the hospital but is in stable condition. Michael Vick has been signed to his first endorsement since the dog fighting story, and it’s for a company called Unequal Technologies.

6:17 AM: Fact or bull fact. There are 6 Outback Restaurants in Australia. Chik Fil A was originally “Dwarf Grill”, and Denny’s was originally Danny’s Donut Shop. Popeyes was originally a donut shop as well and switched over when an employee began frying chicken in the fryers. Dunkin Donuts started as a donut delivery truck much like an ice cream truck. IHOP was originally going to be called IHOE (International House of Eggs).  TGI Fridays was started by a man in an attempt to pick up stewardesses. Applebees was originally called TJ Applebees RX.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Jon Cryer was on Conan last night and there were lots of questions about what it’s like to work with Charlie Sheen. Jon says he checks TMZ every night to see if he has to go to work the next day. Will Ferrell is joining the cast of The Office for 4 episodes. The FDA says there may be an association with breast implants and a certain type of cancer. Maroon 5, Keith Urban, The Blue Man Group, The Black Eyed Peas, and Christina Aguilera will all be performing at the Super Bowl this year.

6:45 AM: Seacaptain.com is a new dating site for women looking to meet sea captains. A study at George Mason University found that if women act like a man they’ll get promoted faster than other women and even the other men in the office.  You have to be confident and assertive, but continually monitor the reactions of your coworkers to make sure you remain likeable. A study was done of dialects and the Southern accent is associated with being nice and uneducated. British is associated with being sophisticated and well educated. New York accents are associated with being rude and dishonest. Midwest accents are associated with being nice and honest. New England is associated with being well educated and intelligent.  The best time to order something online is around 9 am, which means it is more likely to get shipped out the same day. Also call customer service after 9 am. The best time to go to the DMV and Post Office is before 11 am, and the best time to call a restaurant for reservations is around lunchtime. The best time to schedule you doctor and dentist appointments is after 1 pm.

6:55 AM: JB has a website called www.on-airstreaming.com where he invites musical artists to come play in his airstream. Today he plays us a video from the Canadian artist Lights. The song is called “February Air”.

7:00 AM: Coast to coast in 90 seconds.

7:05 AM: Sandy’s friend and his sons were randomly chosen to be the special guests at Six Flags for a day. They were in line and got pulled out of line for their rock star treatment. They got to turn on the electricity in the park and got to cut the line for every ride all day long. When did you get rock star treatment for no apparent reason? Mark went on a trip to Waikiki and was upgraded for free to a very nice suite with a living room, two balconies, and a beautiful view. Michelle spoke German to a ticketing agent at the airport and got first class tickets to Germany for $150 a piece. Jackie went to a Bob Seger concert when she was pregnant and got invited backstage and got to go to dinner with the band.

7:20 AM: We have a new soundboard call–Sarah Palin calling a Chinese restaurant.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Regis Philbin is leaving the Regis and Kelly show, and he told Access Hollywood it was hard to tell Kelly and Gelman, so that’s why he only gave Kelly and Gelman 15 minutes notice before announcing it.  Vanilla Ice has lied to us, saying he is poor. He actually has been investing in properties for 15 years, owns an exotic car rental company, has a pet kangaroo, and is very very wealthy. Will Ferrell is joining the cast of The Office for 4 episodes. The fight between Glee and Kings of Leon is getting more intense. The band sent out a tweet yesterday saying “let it go, see a therapist, get a manicure, and go buy a new bra” to the creator of the show, but now the Glee creator is playing the bullying card because he is gay.

7:45 AM: Maddox Jolie Pitt calls into the show to defend himself. The Jolie Pitt family is in the news because they stayed at George Clooney’s Italian Villa and wrecked the place. George went to the media saying they left chocolate syrup all over the walls and grape jelly in the bed sheets.

8:00 AM: Coast to coast in 90 seconds.

8:10 AM: Alex is annoyed with parents who are selling Girl Scout cookies for their kids and not making the kids do any work.  He also doesn’t like feeling pressured into buying them when he says no. One mother tried to sell them to Alex and when he said no she said “you’ll have a daughter someday”.  Most people agree with him, saying the lesson the kids can learn about entrepreneurship is lost when the parents are doing all of the work for them.

8:18 AM: JB wants to send a message to all women under the age of 50. His friend’s girlfriend wears “old lady” perfume and it grosses him out. He thinks all women under the age of 50 should avoid the following; chanel no. 5, Charlie, white diamonds, opium, obsession, and youth dew.

8:25 AM: Cassiday has been a long time fan of Frank Restaurant at 4th and Colorado. Last night Sandy was there doing an interview on Austin Live and really loved it. He thought the building was cool and the food also was great. Cassiday says in addition to great hot dogs, they have a great weekend brunch. Sandy and JB also have heard amazing things about their coffee there.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Jon Cryer was on Conan last night and there were lots of questions about what it’s like to work with Charlie Sheen. Jon says he checks TMZ every night to see if he has to go to work the next day.

8:50 AM: What stupid thing did you get fired for? You may have heard about the car salesman in Chicago who got fired for wearing a Green Bay Packers tie to work the day after the playoff game.

9:00 AM: Coast to coast in 90 seconds.

9:15 AM: Sara’s crush is coming to see her this weekend and we’ve been teasing her that it’s time to sleep with him and lose her virginity. She says she’ll definitely make out with him, but that’s probably as far as it will go. She doesn’t know if he plans to stay with her, but we think she should try and set the mood for romance. Tune in Monday to hear how it went.

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Kelsey Grammer wants to marry his new girlfriend because his current wife Camille has asked the judge to delay the divorce proceedings until they get their finances figured out.  Vanilla Ice has lied to us, saying he is poor. He actually has been investing in properties for 15 years, owns an exotic car rental company, has a pet kangaroo, and is very very wealthy. Will Ferrell is joining the cast of The Office for 4 episodes. The fight between Glee and Kings of Leon is getting more intense. The band sent out a tweet yesterday saying “let it go, see a therapist, get a manicure, and go buy a new bra” to the creator of the show, but now the Glee creator is playing the bullying card because he is gay.

9:45 AM: Alex stole Sandy’s dream last year of playing basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters, and he’s doing it again on Friday night. Sandy is pissed because for years he’s pitched that idea in meetings and nothing ever came to fruition.

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Comments (2) | Posted by Cassiday Proctor on

I got a catalog from ULTA in the mail last night and about died when I saw Katy Perry’s nailpolish collection for OPI. The colors are all beautiful and the coolest part is a black polish that “shatters” when you put it on over colored polish, giving it a leopard print look.

Here’s a pic from Joey’s Space showing the effect of the shatter polish. Click on the photo for a larger view.

Here’s a video from OPI’s Facebook page showing the colors and the shatter effect. Check it out!

Looks like the colors are on sale now, and are $8.50 a bottle. I'm going to go buy the shatter color today and will report back with how it worked for me! Viva la Katy!

UPDATE:  So, I bought the shatter polish at Ulta yesterday and tried it after work. Here is the result

So it looks kinda cool, but certainly not what the ads lead me to think. I’m going to try again soon because I think the way you apply the shatter polish determines on how it turns out!

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Heather's Thingies on

from the Milwaukee American Idol Tryouts..

Chris Medina is ‘THE MAN’.. Get the tissues ready..

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Heather's Thingies on

Doesn’t that sound expensive and annoying for future travel?

The  MY35  Committee recommends moving it!
The first priority near-term project for Austin’s segment of I-35, according to the advisory committee, would be to convert one lane of I-35 in each direction to a managed toll-lane from US 195 north of Georgetown to SH 45SE just north of Buda and re-designated the interstate to a highway.”

More report breakdown

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Leave a Comment | Posted by sarasays on

My fingernails are always short because I have the horrible habit of biting my fingernails. Gross. I love the dark purple/red nail polish colors…but with short nails they look ridiculous. I am loving this color from Essie right now called – Au Natural. It adds a little color to my nails and blends in with my hands…I think it helps make my nails look longer.

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