6:00 AM: A group of 7 I.T. workers won the lottery and only one guy in their office opted out of the pool. They asked him twice to go in on it, and he was the only one who didn’t. After taxes, each guy will take home 16 million dollars. President Obama made a joke yesterday about not deserving the Nobel Preach Prize he’s gotten. Last night on American Idol all of the contestants had to sing Elton John songs, and Sara’s favorite contestant Lauren Alaina knocked it out of the part on “Candle in the Wind”. Judge Judy was filming an episode yesterday and became incoherent. She was rushed to the hospital, but is ok. Tilikum the killer whale that killed someone at Sea World last year is back at work as of yesterday. The author of Sweet Valley High has come out with another line of books called Sweet Valley Confidential.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Reebok is named after a breed of African Antelope. The armpits of white shirts turn yellow when the aluminum chloride in deodorant oxidizes. It’s impossible to surf the wave created by a tsunami. Lincoln Logs were invented by Frank Lloyd Wright’s son. Pluto lost its name when it was found to not be a planet after all, and is named asteroid #134340. The loudness of thunder doesn’t have to do with distance, but with the temperature of air close to the ground.
6:30 AM: Google just chose Kansas City to try a new high speed internet, passing up Austin and Topeka Kansas who changed their name to Google, Kansas. The healthiest county in Texas is NOT Travis county. The #1 healthiest county in the entire state is Williamson County, which blows our minds. APD arrested a person for running a prostitution ring out of the Midnight Cowboy Modeling School on 6th street. A new bill wants students to be cleared by a doctor before coming back in to play sports when they get a concussion.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Ryan Bingham (30), Ewan McGregor (40), Angus Young (56), Al Gore (63), and Christopher Walken (68). A couple met on a dating site and started dating. They realized after some time that they are siblings. A 24 year old man in Staten Island was dumped by his girlfriend. He pooped in his hand, wiped it on her door, and lit it on fire—trapping her inside the home. Luckily she was rescued and he was arrested and will be evaluated by a psychiatrist.
6:55 AM: The age that women find themselves becoming their mothers is 32. They say the following reasons are how they start to notice it; they find themselves worrying more, stocking up on groceries, using phrases their mom used with them, going to bed earlier, and watching soap operas. 17% of women say they will fight against becoming their mothers until the day they die.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast in 90 seconds.
7:05 AM: We found audio of the easiest DUI arrest of all time. The officer pulls a woman over and asks her to recite the alphabet for him starting with the letter D and ending with W. She can’t do it right and has 3 tries, and insisting that skipping from P to W is the correct way to do it.
7:15 AM: Weird places you’ve seen celebrities. Places our listeners have seen celebs include; the guys of NSYNC at Mc Donald’s in La Grange, sitting behind Donald Sutherland on a plane, Willie Nelson driving a Celica down Barton Springs Road, Charlie Sheen putting mail in a mail box in Vancouver, Sandra Bullock at the Home Depot in Austin, and Mark Walberg at a Taco Bell.
7:20 AM: Sara decided to join Match.com a few months ago and she’s met a guy she likes. They’ve known one another for about 3 weeks now, and have gone on 6 or 7 dates. She thinks he is great and that we all would like him. He went to Cornell, has a law degree, and builds homes for a living. We’re happy for her and look forward to hearing more about it!
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
7:45 AM: What drives Alex’s wife Andria crazy that he does? She hates that he makes piles of stuff all over their apartment. She also can’t stand when he shaves and leaves his facial hair in the sink. She also hates that he never puts any dishes in the dishwasher. Her other pet peeve is when he leaves his clothes soaking in the wash for a day.
7:55 AM: JB and Sandy in a hot air balloon. They are up in a hot air balloon broadcasting live and are going over downtown as they call in to the show!
8:00 AM: Coast to coast in 90 seconds.
8:10 AM: Snooki from The Jersey Shore was at the Wrestlemania press event, and a guy kept continually yelling “slut” at her. We have a message that’s hilarious. A girl was out and met a guy, and then she proceeded to call him right away and leave a message for him while she was drunk. We found audio of the easiest DUI arrest of all time. The officer pulls a woman over and asks her to recite the alphabet for him starting with the letter D and ending with W. She can’t do it right and has 3 tries, and insisting that skipping from P to W is the correct way to do it.
8:25 AM: If people could be invisible for a day what would they do with it? 48% of people polled said they’d play a prank on a friend, 24% would go backstage at a concert, and the rest would spy on someone.
8:30 AM: Last night on American Idol the judges’ favorite performance was Hayley Reinhart singing “Bennie and the Jets”. Collin Ferrell is one of the only non family members who were invited to Elizabeth Taylor’s funeral. He read a poem at the funeral even though he only met her a few years back. Google just chose Kansas City to try a new high speed internet, passing up Austin and Topeka Kansas who changed their name to Google, Kansas.
8:45 AM: Cassiday’s rant about elevator etiquette. She wants people getting on the elevator to wait and let the people on the elevator get out before they try to get in.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast in 90 seconds.
9:15 AM: Sara decided to join Match.com a few months ago and she’s met a guy she likes. They’ve known one another for about 3 weeks now, and have gone on 6 or 7 dates. She thinks he is great and that we all would like him. He went to Cornell, has a law degree, and builds homes for a living. We’re happy for her and look forward to hearing more about it!
9:30 AM: Prince William will not wear a wedding band when he gets married. Opening day for Major League Baseball is today.