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Leave a Comment | Posted by Heather's Thingies on October 28, 2011

A message was posted on her site today.  Adele is getting throat surgery and will not  have any dates/sing the rest of 2011.  Here is the message..

Appearances Cancelled

It is with deep regret that Adele has been forced to cancel her remaining live dates and promotional appearances in 2011. She is to undergo surgery to alleviate the current issues with her throat and a full recovery is expected. As a result, doctors have ordered her to rest her voice and completely recuperate before looking to schedule any work commitments.

Ticket holders for all cancelled live dates will receive a refund from the point of purchase. We apologise for any inconvenience and disappointment caused, and appreciate your understanding during this time.

The cancelled dates are: –

October (US)
7th – Atlantic City, NJ – Borgata Spa
8th – Durham, NC – Performing Arts Center
10th – Nashville, TN – Ryman Auditorium
11th – Asheville, NC – Thomas Wolfe Auditorium
13th – Orlando, FL – Hard Rock Live
14th – Miami, FL – Waterfront Theatre
16th – Atlanta, GA – Fox Theatre
18th – Spring, TX – Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavillion
19th – Austin, TX – Frank Erwin Center
21th – Grand Prairie, TX – Verizon Theatre

November (UK)
7th – Wolverhampton – Civic Hall
8th – Wolverhampton – Civic Hall
10th – Blackpool – Empress Ballroom
12th – Bournemouth – BIC
14th – Cardiff – Motorpoint Arena
15th – Plymouth – Pavillions

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This morning , in honor of the office Halloween party today,I decided I wanted to have fun w/ the makeup. I had a bit too much.

It’s Zombie inspired, so I’m calling it..

‘Zombie Groupie’ … or a REALLY BAD MAKEUP/HAIR DAY… or A HECK OF A MORNING AFTER LOOK!!


It was funny seeing peeps stare when I was driving in today. They were looking like they didn’t know if I was dressed up for Halloween, or if I was a crazy woman. LOL… Little of both!!  Of course ‘Zombie Groupie’s Favorite Tune’…



This show also inspired my look!

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Heather's Thingies on October 27, 2011

SO EXCITED!! Here’s a  vid Perez just posted to tide us over!

Are you ready for November 18th? My honey Ted rolled his eyes the other night when we were watching something about ‘Breaking Dawn Part 1′. All of a sudden, I went into the ‘OH NO YOU DIDN’T TUDE’, which isn’t normally like me. I said,  okay you can roll your eyes,  You’re not going with me to see the movie, because you will just bust on it ,and I don’t want the experience to be ruined. I’m EXCITED about it.  He said he was just kidding, he wanted to go with. He’s read the books, and he wants to see the last part of the movies with me. He’s seen all the other ones with me.  For now, he’s going to be my date… but there’s still 14 days… LOL…

Advice to guys taking your ladies for a date night… just refrain from any eye rolls or negative comments until she says something first.  Especially, if she’s a BIG TWILIGHT FAN! It’s not fair, but it’s safe to say if you do that, you will probably have a much more peaceful night.  Maybe make a deal that during  Sunday football, she has to return the favor. NO ROLLING THE EYES OR NEGATIVE  COMMENTS!   Compromise is  good for a relationship. :)

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Steven Tyler chats w/ Matt Lauer/Today Show about his shower fall. 

Good JuJu to Steven & the rest of the Aerosmith crew. May  they  keep Rock’n their tour without  any more injuries.  Catch Steven at the A.I season 11 judges table on January 22nd!!

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Check out what happens doing a radio show in D.C this morning. 

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Well, I would certainly eat a P.D creation. Not sure if I’d wear one?  Paula Deen is working on a clothing line.  Could be great holiday wear. Maybe have a bit of wiggle room after eating a big holiday dinner.  Figure the lady who Rocks a stick or more of butter in just about every recipe, would allow  some comfort room. Have to wait and see what P. D creates.

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6:00 AM: Amy Winehouse’s autopsy reports came back and it turned out she drank herself to death. Her blood alcohol content was 5 times the legal limit when she passed away. There is drama on Dancing With the Stars, as Maks is mad at the judge Len Goodman.  When Len said maybe it’s time for Maksim to go off the show, he said “it’s my show, this is my show”. Game 6 of the World Series was postponed last night due to rain. A giant 8 foot, 100 pound fiberglass Lego man washed up on Siesta Key Florida’s shores. It apparently is part of an art “exhibit” by a man who releases these sculptures into oceans.

6:15 AM: The highest grossing actor of all time, earning 7.42 BILLION dollars in his lifetime is Samuel L. Jackson. He has had small roles in many films, including a role in Coming to America as the guy who robbed McDowell’s. He is probably best known from Pulp Fiction, and we think he probably owns a ton of home all over the world with that kind of money!

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. On Monday APD is going door to door to check on high risk sex offenders to make sure they are home with their lights off on Halloween, not giving candy to any trick or treaters. Lindsay Lohan went full frontal for Playboy, according to a recent report. Bruce Willis is going to be a dad again at age 56. His 33 year old wife is expecting their first child together. There are plans to make another Dumb and Dumber film with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.

6:45 AM: Audio with Erin. JB’s wife Erin lost her voice from being sick, and rather than letting her rest it, he shoved a microphone in her face and recorded her talking. She’s just worn down from juggling a lot of stuff, and lost her voice. She said the hardest thing every day is getting Raleigh to do her homework. She also has trouble getting her to wake up in the morning.

6:58 AM: A 5 year old girl in Ohio came home from school and her mom wasn’t home. She backed her mom’s car out of the driveway, realized she was stuck and called 911. She wouldn’t admit to the dispatcher that she did it, saying that “someone backed it out of the driveway”. She said they needed to hurry up and pull it back into the driveway because “mom’s gonna be pissed at me”.

7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

7:10 AM: Unknown poll. Married folks, would you accept this indecent proposal: sleep with the person offering the money for one night, but your marriage ends. You will get $1.5 million dollars for this. None of our listener would admit that they would accept this offer, but one woman did admit it was tempting. In a national poll, 1 in 5 people would accept the proposal. 20% of men and 14% of women would do it for a mere $800,000.

7:20 AM: Last meal in Austin. If money was no object, where would you eat your last meal in Austin? We were shocked by how cheap the restaurants are that our listeners selected. Only one of the picked a “higher end” place. Here’s what our listeners picked; Dot’s Café, Jardin Corona, Shady Grove, Oasis, Trulucks, Moonshine, Abels on the Lake, Franklin BBQ, Ranch 616, Smokey Moes, Torchys, Enchiladas y Mas, Dan’s Hamburgers, Taco Deli, The Salt Lick, Threadgills, and Z Tejas. Chuy’s was the BIG favorite among out listeners. If we on the show had to choose our last meals here’s where we’d eat; Alex would choose Uncle Billy’s, Sara would choose Taco Deli, JB would choose Crown and Anchor, and both Cass and Sandy would choose Hundon on the Bend.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. La Zona Rosa is for sale, and developers want to turn it into retail shopping. Eddie Murphy is doing the press rounds right now for his new movie Tower Heist, and he said he’s a semi-retired man of leisure. The highest grossing actor of all time, earning 7.42 BILLION dollars in his lifetime is Samuel L. Jackson. Game 6 of the World Series was postponed last night due to rain.

7:45 AM: Audio with Erin. JB’s wife Erin lost her voice from being sick, and rather than letting her rest it, he shoved a microphone in her face and recorded her talking. She’s just worn down from juggling a lot of stuff, and lost her voice. She said the hardest thing every day is getting Raleigh to do her homework. She also has trouble getting her to wake up in the morning.

7:54 AM: Sara got to meet Taylor Swift last night, and she got very nervous. She wrote out a speech so she could make sure she said exactly what she wanted to say to Taylor. She got a hug, then gave Taylor her speech, and said it was an incredible moment.

8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

8:12 AM: Headlines that don’t make the “4 things”. A man in England called the police to report a bright light was over his house. He said he couldn’t hear it, and it had stopped over his home. He called back 2 minutes later to report the bright light was indeed the moon. A man started a social media company and wanted to capitalize on the popularity of social media companies. He put out a monthly print magazine (4 separate ones) about Facebook, Twitter, Linked In, and Google Plus. He plans to sell them for $7.95 a copy, and doesn’t realize that no one will buy them!

8:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Sara, all women have to “fake it” at some point or another, so we need you to “fake it” on air, right now.  Sara did NOT like this, she got verrrrrrry uncomfortable, and even though Cass helped a bit and a listener called in and did a GREAT one on air, it didn’t help Sara much.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. On Monday APD is going door to door to check on high risk sex offenders to make sure they are home with their lights off on Halloween, not giving candy to any trick or treaters. A giant 8 foot, 100 pound fiberglass Lego man washed up on Siesta Key Florida’s shores. It apparently is part of an art “exhibit” by a man who releases these sculptures into oceans. On Monday APD is going door to door to check on high risk sex offenders to make sure they are home with their lights off on Halloween, not giving candy to any trick or treaters. Lindsay Lohan went full frontal for Playboy, according to a recent report.

8:45 AM: Things you IT guy at work won’t tell you. They can cover their tracks if they screw up. You can google or youtube the answers to most of the problems they fix for us. They preferred to be emailed with issues over being called. They can recover anything you’ve emailed, searched, or any website you’ve gone to even if you delete your history and cookies.

8:53 AM: 2 minute topic. America’s favorite sandwich according to a National poll is a turkey sandwich. Men tend to like roast beef the most, and women prefer turkey. Sandy said his favorite sandwich is one that someone else makes for him. Sara likes Potbelly and the roast beef and avocado sandwich at Thundercloud. Cassiday likes the Texas tuna from T-Cloud, and JB likes the chicken salad from T-Cloud.  Alex likes Jimmy John’s gargantuan sandwich the most.

9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

9:15 AM: The quest for purple donuts can FINALLY come to an end!  Thanks to Wheastville Co-Op, we can finally stop hunting for the elusive donut with purple icing. Landry has requested one every Saturday for months now, and Sandy couldn’t find one anywhere.  Thanks Wheatsville for bringing by 1 DOZEN purple donuts today!

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Michael Lohan was arrested this week when he beat his girlfriend for not giving him a blow job. Then, he was released and he was calling her and harassing her.  The police came to her apartment and heard his call on speaker phone La Zona Rosa is for sale, and developers want to turn it into retail shopping.

9:45 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Sara, all women have to “fake it” at some point or another, so we need you to “fake it” on air, right now.  Sara did NOT like this, she got verrrrrrry uncomfortable, and even though Cass helped a bit and a listener called in and did a GREAT one on air, it didn’t help Sara much.

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6:00 AM: Chaz Bono was kicked off Dancing With the Stars last night. The Austonian Hotel lost a window on the 44th floor last night and the glass shattered on the street below. Luckily no one was hurt, but some cars did get their windows shattered. Andy Rooney has been hospitalized, and on October 2nd he had his last appearance on 60 Minutes. AMC has renewed The Walking Dead for another season.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Steven Tyler fell last night in the shower before a show in Paraguay. He busted up his face and lost some teeth. Casey Anthony’s trial jurors’ names have been released, so it will be interesting to see if there is any backlash publicly, or if people have calmed down by now. Tony Romo and his wife have a baby on the way, which means they didn’t waste much time after getting married in May. Austin Pets Alive is offering $25 adoption fees through the end of October, so go look at their available pets if you want to get one.

6:45 AM: Fact or bull fact. The term “Maverick” comes from an old Texas Lawyer named Samuel Maverick. There have not been any new oil wells discovered in Texas in the last 50 years. Rick Perry’s real name is James Richard Perry. Rick Perry and his wife met in elementary school and had their first date at age 16. Rick Perry has never lost an election. Rick Perry’s father in law performed his vasectomy. Rick Perry was a yell leader at Texas A&M in college. Perry’s college nickname was “Crotch” because of his tight fitting pants. 1 in 10 Texas workers earn minimum wage.

6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. In Japan, they are doing a special offer at Burger King. For $11, you can have all you can eat Whoppers for 30 minutes. Alex said he thinks he could eat 3-4 whoppers in 30 minutes, but the rest of us wouldn’t be able to eat more than 1.

7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

7:07 AM: Grandma Shook. When Sara called her, she was watching Dr. Drew’s show. Grandma told Sara that she used to listen to Dr. Drew on Loveline, which shocked Sara. She told Grandma she’d get her a Rangers T-Shirt, and Grandma said she’d never worn a T Shirt before or jeans. Grandma told Sara that Tony Romo and his wife were expecting a baby, and she thinks it’s great. Sara asked Grandma what the best invention of all time was. Grandma said electricity. When Sara said tampons, Grandma said that Sara was probably right and wondered what women did before tampons and kotex were invented.

7:18 AM: Facebook Pet Peeves. Karen called in and said that when people post pictures of food they’ve just cooked, it drives her crazy. Maggie called in and when she found out the gender of her baby, her friend posted her news on their Facebook and ruined the surprise. Janet hates when people check in on Facebook. Amanda hates when people are constantly changing their relationship status. JB hates something that Alex does

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday 40 people were rescued from the rubble in Turkey that was caused by an Earthquake. Chaz Bono was kicked off Dancing With the Stars last night. The Austonian Hotel lost a window on the 44th floor last night and the glass shattered on the street below. Luckily no one was hurt, but some cars did get their windows shattered. A man burglarized the Big Brothers Big Sisters building three times last night, stealing electronics, office equipment, and bikes.

7:45 AM: The top 10 most pleasurable purchases for a woman. 10) Beauty products 9) Lingerie 8) Chocolate 7) Little Black Dress 6) Jewelry 5) Jeans 4) Concert Tickets 3) Summer Dresses 2) Shoes 1) The perfect handbag.

7:52 AM: 2 minute topic. Tim Larson, a Connecticut Politician in the House of Representatives thinks Halloween should always be the last Saturday in October. Do you agree with this idea of his?

8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

8:10 AM: Headlines. The most lucrative place to be a stripper is Williston North Dakota. It’s a town of 15,000 and is a big oil town. There are 2 strip clubs in town; Whispers and Heartbreakers. On a SLOW night, a dancer will make $1,500-$2000!!! The most bacteria ridden surfaces we touch on a regular basis are; vending machines, crosswalk buttons, parking meters, escalator rails, public mailbox handles, and gas pump handles.

8:22 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Sara, when you have sex for the first time, most likely on your wedding night, will you be good at it? She wonders how hard having sex could be. We explain that having sex is easy, but being good at it is something you work on. So because of this realization, she says no, she probably won’t be any good at it.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Casey Anthony’s trial jurors’ names have been released, so it will be interesting to see if there is any backlash publicly, or if people have calmed down by now. Steven Tyler fell last night in the shower before a show in Paraguay. He busted up his face and lost some teeth. Tony Romo and his wife have a baby on the way, which means they didn’t waste much time after getting married in May.

8:40 AM: Best cities in America for girls trip/guys trip. Sandy thinks Chicago is the best guy’s trip city. Dallas is good for both sexes. Our listeners said the following for a girl’s trip; Miami, NYC, Napa, Chicago, Vegas, The Mall of America, Lake Austin Spa, and Savannah Georgia. For a guys’ trip; Miami, New Orleans, Vegas, Chicago, and Myrtle Beach for the golfers.

9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

9:15 AM: Grandma Shook. When Sara called her, she was watching Dr. Drew’s show. Grandma told Sara that she used to listen to Dr. Drew on Loveline, which shocked Sara. She told Grandma she’d get her a Rangers T-Shirt, and Grandma said she’d never worn a T Shirt before or jeans. Grandma told Sara that Tony Romo and his wife were expecting a baby, and she thinks it’s great. Sara asked Grandma what the best invention of all time was. Grandma said electricity. When Sara said tampons, Grandma said that Sara was probably right and wondered what women did before tampons and kotex were invented.

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.

9:45 AM: Friday night go to Cool River’s Halloween party, hosted by Alex. It starts at 8:00 and he will be there starting at 6:30. There is a costume contest with $2,000 in cash and prizes.

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- 10/27/11: Okay this wouldn’t be a good career move, unless Lilo is moving to porn. Would you do this for $ 1 Million Dollars Be the next ‘Fleshlight’ sensationSAY NO LILO!!

Lilo just wrapped up a 4 day photo shoot w/ Playboy magazine (Guessing she was  balancing this out with her morgue community service work?) . Word is she gets close to 1 Million dollars for the pictures that will show it all! It’s a way to pay the bills.  A good way for her career? Hey if Kim K   Here’s the story!

Wonder what her Dad  Michael’s  new friends will think of his daughter’s newest gig?

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