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Leave a Comment | Posted by Heather's Thingies on November 7, 2011

Here’s the recipe for  Bud Light Super Easy Fudge. It’s  Yummy Sweet… perfect for the holidays or anytime you are having a chocolate craving. The best part it’s REALLY EASY!! It also goes great with left over pumpkins!


You only need 4 ingredients:
-Bud Light- 1-2 tablespoons..the rest tastes great w/ the finished fudge.
Bud Light and Chocolate  ROCK together! Try it!

-1 can (14 ounces Eagle Brand Rocks) sweetened condensed milk
-1 bag (12 ounces) semisweet chocolate chips (2 cups)
-2 ounces/squares unsweetened baking chocolate
5 ingredients if you want to add ch0pped nuts

Directions:

- Spray pam/ or butter a square baking pan ( I used an 8×8 glass one)

-Heat milk, chocolate chips and unsweetened chocolate and 1-2 tablespoons of Bud Light  in a 2-quart saucepan over low heat, stirring constantly, until the chocolate is melted and the mixture is smooth. It will be very thick. Remove from heat.

-Stir in, quick, the vanilla (& nuts if you want those too). Spread in the pan. Refrigerate for about 1 1/2 hours then cut in 1 inch squares.  They may start to melt/get soft a bit, then just put them back in the refrigerator to set up again.  You can either eat  the ‘Bud Light Super Easy Fudge’ at room temp or cold… It’s good anyway! Especially good with a Bud Light! :) Sure sign of another Yummy Good Time!

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Leave a Comment | Posted by JB & Sandy Recap on November 2, 2011

11/2/11….

6:00 AM: A 20 year old woman is demanding Justin Bieber take a paternity test, claiming he is the father of her 3 month old child. The Zilker Tree started going up yesterday and it will be lit on December 4th. Garrett Gilbert is transferring to SMU in January and will be eligible to play for them in 2013. Zooey Daschanel and Ben Gibbard are getting a divorce. A Bermese Python in the everglades ate an adult female deer that weighed 75 pounds. They ended up killing the snake because there was no way it could

6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. The Asian actor on Glee got his start as a dancing silhouette on iPod commercials. The FDA allows bug parts in cinnamon, and in 1 gram of cinnamon you could legally find the following; 4 legs, or one head, or 2 wings, or a thorax. 1 cup of frozen berries can legally have 2 whole insects in it. Samuel L. Jackson was an usher at Martin Luther King’s funeral. Sporting good stores ordered 3 times more Rangers gear than Cardinals gear prior to the World Series. If you are the MVP of the World Series, you can earn an average of $100,000 more in a lifetime by changing more for autographs. Corona is the #1 imported beer in America, making $943 million a year.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Bank of America is backing off their plan to charge customers a $5 monthly fee for using a debit card. Last night David Arquette was voted off Dancing with the Stars. Lindsay Lohan is going back to court today and she may get sent to jail for violating her probation. Austin City Council is expected to approve the Lance Armstrong Bike Path, which would cost a half a million dollars to complete.

6:45 AM: Americans have a lot of junk in their home, and some more than others as we’ve learned from the TV show Hoarders. The average household stores almost $5,500 worth of junk in their garage. 2/3 of American households say they don’t have room for their cars in the garage because there is so much stored in there.

6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. What are your thoughts on the person who still writes a personal check at the grocery store? It drives most of us crazy, except for Alex whose mom still writes personal checks.  Sandy said it’s his big pet peeve when he’s in line at the grocery store and wants to scream when he sees someone fishing around in their purse for a checkbook. Sara said the worst is when they take up time to balance the checkbook right then and there with a line of people behind them.

7:07 AM: Did any of our listeners have a shorter marriage than Kim Kardashian, whose wedding lasted for only 72 days. Vicki from Cedar Park called and her marriage was 1 month and 2 days long. Her husband left her for the mother of his child. Sheila’s cousin got married and the night of her wedding she went home with another man. Her new husband had the marriage annulled the next day.

7:20 AM: Sandy’s great mustache story. 20 years ago or so, Sandy ran around with Jim, who was a used car salesman. Jim won a contest that got them an all expense paid trip to Las Vegas. It was Sandy’s first time ever flying first class, and Jim was drinking bloody marys the entire flight. The flight attendant even had to calm and quiet them down. They got to Vegas and were ready to tear the town down. Jim drank bloody marys for 6 hours once they arrived at their hotel. By then, Jim’s mustache was coated in tomato juice and smelling terrible. He went upstairs to wash his mustache, and didn’t come back. Sandy went to check on him and he had completely shaved off his mustache. The problem was, Jim had a VERY defined mustache tan line. They decided to buy tan in a can and put that on his white upper lip and it turned his upper lip completely orange.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Hugh Grant is a father for the first time after a one night stand 9 months ago. He is 51 years old. Garrett Gilbert is transferring to SMU in January and will be eligible to play for them in 2013. : A 20 year old woman is demanding Justin Bieber take a paternity test, claiming he is the father of her 3 month old child. An 86 year old woman in Austin drove her car into a pool yesterday and was saved by a bystander.

7:42 AM: Joshua at Occupy Austin.  We got a call from a guy named Joshua who has been at Occupy Austin since day 1 and he wanted to call in and talk about his beliefs and the cause. He said it’s all about “the fat cats” and “corporate greed”. He doesn’t think he should have to pay back his student loans because he didn’t graduate from college, and he thinks that downloading music should be free. He is upset because he hasn’t been able to charge his iPhone and he doesn’t think we should have to pay for them. He is tired of the man bringing him down. He wants to BE a man, not work for the man.

7:52 AM: 2 minute topic. How old should kids be to have a facebook account? We agreed that it may be conservative to say not until they can drive a car, but it might be the right age. We think most kids are probably starting to ask their parents if they can have one around 12 or 13. Cassiday’s friend let their daughter have a Facebook account and she is 8 or 9.

8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

8:10 AM: Headlines. A recent statistic shocked and surprised us. It turns out that more people die per year from overdosing on prescription medications than heroin and cocaine COMBINED!  That’s pretty shocking.  40 Americans die per day from prescription drug use, which amounts to 15,000 people a year.

8:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Today we decided to take this bit in a WHOLE new direction. We turned the lights down and lit a candle. We made Sara sit face to face with Sandy, her knees touching his, holding his hands, and look at him in the eyes. This made her WAY more uncomfortable than anything we’ve done yet!  Sandy looked her deep in the eyes and told her how wonderful she is, how much he likes her, and how much he appreciates her. Sara really lost it when he hugged her and tried to kiss her on the cheek. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her so tense before.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Bank of America is backing off their plan to charge customers a $5 monthly fee for using a debit card. Last night David Arquette was voted off Dancing with the Stars. Lindsay Lohan is going back to court today and she may get sent to jail for violating her probation. Austin City Council is expected to approve the Lance Armstrong Bike Path, which would cost a half a million dollars to complete.

8:50 AM: Unknown poll—women, do you LOVE your hair? 100% of our listeners said yes, they do love their hair….in fact they were obsessed with it. This was shocking because in a national poll, only 7% of American women LOVE their hair. Sara loves hers, Cassiday doesn’t love her hair because she always wanted thicker hair or curly hair.

9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

9:15 AM:  Joshua at Occupy Austin.  We got a call from a guy named Joshua who has been at Occupy Austin since day 1 and he wanted to call in and talk about his beliefs and the cause. He said it’s all about “the fat cats” and “corporate greed”. He doesn’t think he should have to pay back his student loans because he didn’t graduate from college, and he thinks that downloading music should be free. He is upset because he hasn’t been able to charge his iPhone and he doesn’t think we should have to pay for them. He is tired of the man bringing him down. He wants to BE a man, not work for the man.

9:30 AM: Top Chef Texas premieres tonight and Paul Qui from Uchiko and Andrew Curran from 24 Diner will be competing on it. There is a rumor that the state paid the production company $400,000 to have the show in Texas this season. The Wallflowers are reuniting, according to a recent news report. Last night David Arquette was voted off Dancing with the Stars. TX Dot wants to make changes on 360 to help with traffic issues, and the changes would cost 3-4 million dollars to complete.

9:45 AM:  Make sure to buy your tickets for our Bikes for Kids Pancake breakfast! They are only $3 a ticket for all you can eat pancakes November 12th and all proceeds will benefit Bike for Kids. You can buy the tickets now at all Austin area Whataburgers.

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Leave a Comment | Posted by JB Hager on

“The Hollywood Reporter” has put together a list of what they think are the 10 Best Late-Night Jokes about KIM KARDASHIAN and KRIS HUMPHRIES’ divorce. Here they are:

#1.) Jimmy Kimmel: “I hate to ruin the mood, but it’s my duty as an American talk show host to report that after 72 days of wedded bliss, Kim Kardashian and her NBA player husband Kris Humphries are splitting up. She has decided not to pick his option up for another season.”

#2.) Jay Leno: “To their credit, they did try 20 minutes of counseling. It just didn’t work.”

#3.) David Letterman: “They started bickering at the altar . . . now they’re fighting over custody of the cake.”

#4.) Craig Ferguson: “You know what’s even more surprising? Of all the 7 billion people in the world, no one is surprised that Kim Kardashian is getting divorced.”

#5.) Jimmy Kimmel: “It’s a shame. I thought they’d be together for at least another five to 10 ‘Us Weekly’ covers.”

#6.) Jimmy Kimmel: “Kim has asked that her fans give her a complete lack of privacy during this time.”

#7.) Jimmy Kimmel: “I wonder what happens to that 20-karat engagement ring he gave her. You know, if nobody’s using it, I bet it would look great in my belly button.”

#8.) David Letterman: “They’re planning a lavish divorce at the Laguna Niguel Ritz-Carlton with 3,000 guests.”

#9.) Jimmy Kimmel: “I feel kind of cheated by all this. I cried during every minute of that wedding special, and I want those 11 hours of my life back now.”

#10.) Craig Ferguson: “If two celebrities who hardly know each other get married for a TV show can’t make it, what hope is there for any of us?”

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Cassiday Proctor on November 1, 2011

Yes, I’m probably too old to be watching Yo Gabba Gabba and not have kids of my own..but I love it!  I even went to YGG Live at the Cedar Park center alone (yes I was the creepy person there without a kid), and thankfully a listener spotted me and let me hold their baby for the whole 2nd half of the show!

So then, I was at the mall this week and I walked by the window of my favorite place to buy shoes–the Vans Store and LOOK what I saw in the window (in adult sizes mind you)

As if my Yo Gabba Gabba love couldn’t get any stronger, they had to go and make YGG versions of my favorite brand of shoes. I love them–especially the Muno one (he’s the red guy)

Then yesterday for Halloween, they did the cutest thing…..they made this sweet little video of the YGG characters doing the thriller dance. Hilarious.

 

 

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Leave a Comment | Posted by JB & Sandy Recap on

6:00 AM: Kim Kardashian filed for divorce yesterday from Kris Humphries after a 72 day marriage. Kris is saying he didn’t know about the divorce until he read about it on TMZ. Jessica Simpson tweeted yesterday at the end of the day that she is pregnant. She got dressed up in a mummy costume and tweeted out a picture saying “it’s true, I’m going to be a mummy”.

6:15 AM: At 38 years old the average person feels the most contented they will in life. At age 42 is when a married person feels most content. Single people feel most content at 27. In the same survey, they said that money is more important than friends when it comes to being content. Sandy totally agrees with this, but Sara does not. Sandy’s argument is that friends don’t pay the bills, pay for your kid’s college, and they don’t put food on the table.

6:22 AM: Out on DVD today; Cars 2, Crazy Stupid Love, Water for Elephants, Californication season 4, and The Deadliest Catch season 7.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Amy Winehouse’s camp is going to release a new album of her music that was recorded prior to her death and a portion of the sale will go to children’s charities.  Target and Macys will open at midnight on Black Friday, and we expect many retail stores to follow suit this year. The first artist to his 2 billion views on YouTube is Justin Bieber. APD had arrested 47 people since Friday for driving while intoxicated.

6:45 AM: What’s the theme? Britney Spears “Toxic”, Christina Aguilera “Dirty”, and Madonna “Express Yourself”. They have all been divorced, and Alex chose this theme in honor of Kim Kardashian filing for divorce yesterday after a 72 day marriage.

6:53 AM: 43% of women has a gun in their homes. We think the Texas average is probably higher than this national average.  Sara and Cass do NOT have a gun in their homes. Sandy taught his wife how to cock a shot gun because he knows that any bad guy who may ever enter their home will know that sound a run when they hear it!

7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

7:10 AM: Questions from the bag. If you spent a weekend with any Mix 94.7 artist who would you choose?  JB chose Adele because he thinks she’s cute. Alex chose John Mayer because he seems fun and cool. Sara would choose Carrie Underwood for a friendly weekend and Jakob Dylan to “teach her about sex”. Cass chose Katy Perry because she’d like to go shopping with her. Sandy chose Kelly Clarkson because he loves hanging out with lesbians.

7:15 AM: Halloween Night Recap from JB and Sandy. Raleigh got lots of good candy, and got mad that Erin was trying to eat her chocolate. She got a huge kick out of something that JB did last night too. He put her up on his shoulers, and then forgot she was there and he was looking around for her and couldn’t find her. Sandy went to a party at a friend’s house where they have lots of fun activities for kids. Sandy was pushing his daughter on the glider on the swing set, and a woman came up and said “why don’t you get on it with her dad…or is it grandpa?”. He was so annoyed that she’d have the balls to ask something like that to a complete stranger!

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Kim Kardashian filed for divorce yesterday from Kris Humphries after a 72 day marriage. Kris is saying he didn’t know about the divorce until he read about it on TMZ. Queen Latifah is getting her won daytime talk show. . Jessica Simpson tweeted yesterday at the end of the day that she is pregnant. She got dressed up in a mummy costume and tweeted out a picture saying “it’s true, I’m going to be a mummy”.  

7:45 AM: Unknown poll-do you have a secret stash of anything? According to a national poll, 38% of Americans have a hidden stash of something in their homes. Jennifer called in and said they hide candy from their kids and adult “materials”. Michael hides his stash of “glaucoma medicine”, and Sandy has cash in a safe that his wife doesn’t know about.

7:53 AM: What does a wink mean? Gina called in and said every time she goes through the drive thru at Starbucks in Round Rock, the girl in the window winks at her. Tammy is a winker, and she said she winks at people all the time and doesn’t even realize she is doing it sometimes.  Last week we were at Frank restaurant and our waitress was a winker, Sandy and JB thought it meant she wanted them, but Cass and Sara got winked at too.

8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

8:10 AM: Headlines. The biggest distraction for drivers who have children is their own kids in the back seat of the car. 35-44 year olds are most likely to complain about their kids, and people under 35 years old and over 45 years old are most likely to complain about backseat drivers.  A list came out of personal attributes that aren’t good in life, but ARE good in the workplace. Being a jerk makes you an average of $9,000 more a year than nice co-workers. Being sexist makes you an average of $12,000 more a year. Men who have mustaches make 4.3% more than clean shaven men. Chubby men make more than skinny men. Women who are skinnier make $15,000 more than women of average weight. Being less attractive can help you make more money if you’re a woman. Plain looking women have an easier time finding a job than attractive women. Going out and being a social drinker will earn you 7% more than non drinkers.

8:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Today we pulled up pictures from Playgirl magazine and showed them to Sara to see her response. She was totally freaked out by the “things” on these guys, and thought it was gross to see men naked. Alex found some interesting pictures, especially the guy who was naked with a birthday party hat on with his man part squished into the top of the cake. That one REALLY freaked Sara out.

8:30 AM: Kim Kardashian filed for divorce yesterday from Kris Humphries after a 72 day marriage. Kris is saying he didn’t know about the divorce until he read about it on TMZ. A rumor started yesterday that Adele has throat cancer, but her camp has said that is not true. She is getting surgery for a hemorrhaged vocal chord. Target and Macys will open at midnight on Black Friday, and we expect many retail stores to follow suit this year. The first artist to his 2 billion views on YouTube is Justin Bieber. He got pulled over the other day while he was driving his custom made bat mobile.  Jimmy Kimmel is hosting the White House Correspondent’s dinner this spring.

8:40 AM: 12 people complained to the FCC when Nancy Grace’s nipple showed during Dancing With the Stars. We got a copy of the letters, and they are hilarious. Here’s a few highlights; someone accusing of them purposely showing pornography to a family audience, someone saying they should fire ABC and Nancy Grace, calling it a “nipple private” that scared and terrified their children, and the best was the person who started their letter with “I WANT ACTION”.

8:50 AM: 2 minute topic. Alex recently went to Vancouver with his wife and they had a unisex restroom in a restaurant there. The sign inside of the restroom said for men to sit down while they pee to help save on cleaning. Sandy said he’d do that because the only real way to empty your bladder is to sit down. However, he would not like going to the restroom with women in there.

9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

9:15 AM: Questions from the bag. If you spent a weekend with any Mix 94.7 artist who would you choose?  JB chose Adele because he thinks she’s cute. Alex chose John Mayer because he seems fun and cool. Sara would choose Carrie Underwood for a friendly weekend and Jakob Dylan to “teach her about sex”. Cass chose Katy Perry because she’d like to go shopping with her. Sandy chose Kelly Clarkson because he loves hanging out with lesbians.

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. “Mo”vember kicks off today, so if you see men with mustaches this month, they may be participating. It’s a movement in which they encourage men to grow mustaches to raise awareness for men’s health issues. The Zilker Tree is going up today and will be lit December 4th, and Waterloo Park closes today and will not re-open for 4 years. Scarlett Johannsen told Vanity Fair that the naked pictures of her that got leaked in her cell phone were meant for Ryan Reynolds, who she was married to at the time she took them.

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Leave a Comment | Posted by Sara Osburn on

1. Jessica Simpson finally confirmed she is pregnant by tweeting out this picture with the note -  “It’s true. I am going to be a mummy”

2. Kim Kardashian files for divorce from Kris Humphries  after 72 days of marriage. The headline from today’s NY Post

3. A new Amy Winehouse album will be out December 4th. The album Lioness: Hidden Treasures will include unreleased tracks, alternative versions of current hits, and new songs. $1.60 from each album will go to a charity set up in Amy’s name.

4. Black Friday Shopping grows to a new level with Macy’s and Target now opening at Midnight.

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