6:00 AM: A 20 year old woman is demanding Justin Bieber take a paternity test, claiming he is the father of her 3 month old child. The Zilker Tree started going up yesterday and it will be lit on December 4^th. Garrett Gilbert is transferring to SMU in January and will be eligible to play for them in 2013. Zooey Daschanel and Ben Gibbard are getting a divorce. A Bermese Python in the everglades ate an adult female deer that weighed 75 pounds. They ended up killing the snake because there was no way it could

6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. The Asian actor on Glee got his start as a dancing silhouette on iPod commercials. The FDA allows bug parts in cinnamon, and in 1 gram of cinnamon you could legally find the following; 4 legs, or one head, or 2 wings, or a thorax. 1 cup of frozen berries can legally have 2 whole insects in it. Samuel L. Jackson was an usher at Martin Luther King’s funeral. Sporting good stores ordered 3 times more Rangers gear than Cardinals gear prior to the World Series. If you are the MVP of the World Series, you can earn an average of $100,000 more in a lifetime by changing more for autographs. Corona is the #1 imported beer in America, making $943 million a year.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Bank of America is backing off their plan to charge customers a $5 monthly fee for using a debit card. Last night David Arquette was voted off Dancing with the Stars. Lindsay Lohan is going back to court today and she may get sent to jail for violating her probation. Austin City Council is expected to approve the Lance Armstrong Bike Path, which would cost a half a million dollars to complete.

6:45 AM: Americans have a lot of junk in their home, and some more than others as we’ve learned from the TV show Hoarders. The average household stores almost $5,500 worth of junk in their garage. 2/3 of American households say they don’t have room for their cars in the garage because there is so much stored in there.

6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. What are your thoughts on the person who still writes a personal check at the grocery store? It drives most of us crazy, except for Alex whose mom still writes personal checks.  Sandy said it’s his big pet peeve when he’s in line at the grocery store and wants to scream when he sees someone fishing around in their purse for a checkbook. Sara said the worst is when they take up time to balance the checkbook right then and there with a line of people behind them.

7:07 AM: Did any of our listeners have a shorter marriage than Kim Kardashian, whose wedding lasted for only 72 days. Vicki from Cedar Park called and her marriage was 1 month and 2 days long. Her husband left her for the mother of his child. Sheila’s cousin got married and the night of her wedding she went home with another man. Her new husband had the marriage annulled the next day.

7:20 AM: Sandy’s great mustache story. 20 years ago or so, Sandy ran around with Jim, who was a used car salesman. Jim won a contest that got them an all expense paid trip to Las Vegas. It was Sandy’s first time ever flying first class, and Jim was drinking bloody marys the entire flight. The flight attendant even had to calm and quiet them down. They got to Vegas and were ready to tear the town down. Jim drank bloody marys for 6 hours once they arrived at their hotel. By then, Jim’s mustache was coated in tomato juice and smelling terrible. He went upstairs to wash his mustache, and didn’t come back. Sandy went to check on him and he had completely shaved off his mustache. The problem was, Jim had a VERY defined mustache tan line. They decided to buy tan in a can and put that on his white upper lip and it turned his upper lip completely orange.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Hugh Grant is a father for the first time after a one night stand 9 months ago. He is 51 years old. Garrett Gilbert is transferring to SMU in January and will be eligible to play for them in 2013. : A 20 year old woman is demanding Justin Bieber take a paternity test, claiming he is the father of her 3 month old child. An 86 year old woman in Austin drove her car into a pool yesterday and was saved by a bystander.

7:42 AM: Joshua at Occupy Austin.  We got a call from a guy named Joshua who has been at Occupy Austin since day 1 and he wanted to call in and talk about his beliefs and the cause. He said it’s all about “the fat cats” and “corporate greed”. He doesn’t think he should have to pay back his student loans because he didn’t graduate from college, and he thinks that downloading music should be free. He is upset because he hasn’t been able to charge his iPhone and he doesn’t think we should have to pay for them. He is tired of the man bringing him down. He wants to BE a man, not work for the man.

7:52 AM: 2 minute topic. How old should kids be to have a facebook account? We agreed that it may be conservative to say not until they can drive a car, but it might be the right age. We think most kids are probably starting to ask their parents if they can have one around 12 or 13. Cassiday’s friend let their daughter have a Facebook account and she is 8 or 9.

8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

8:10 AM: Headlines. A recent statistic shocked and surprised us. It turns out that more people die per year from overdosing on prescription medications than heroin and cocaine COMBINED!  That’s pretty shocking.  40 Americans die per day from prescription drug use, which amounts to 15,000 people a year.

8:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Today we decided to take this bit in a WHOLE new direction. We turned the lights down and lit a candle. We made Sara sit face to face with Sandy, her knees touching his, holding his hands, and look at him in the eyes. This made her WAY more uncomfortable than anything we’ve done yet!  Sandy looked her deep in the eyes and told her how wonderful she is, how much he likes her, and how much he appreciates her. Sara really lost it when he hugged her and tried to kiss her on the cheek. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her so tense before.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Bank of America is backing off their plan to charge customers a $5 monthly fee for using a debit card. Last night David Arquette was voted off Dancing with the Stars. Lindsay Lohan is going back to court today and she may get sent to jail for violating her probation. Austin City Council is expected to approve the Lance Armstrong Bike Path, which would cost a half a million dollars to complete.

8:50 AM: Unknown poll—women, do you LOVE your hair? 100% of our listeners said yes, they do love their hair….in fact they were obsessed with it. This was shocking because in a national poll, only 7% of American women LOVE their hair. Sara loves hers, Cassiday doesn’t love her hair because she always wanted thicker hair or curly hair.

9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

9:15 AM:  Joshua at Occupy Austin.  We got a call from a guy named Joshua who has been at Occupy Austin since day 1 and he wanted to call in and talk about his beliefs and the cause. He said it’s all about “the fat cats” and “corporate greed”. He doesn’t think he should have to pay back his student loans because he didn’t graduate from college, and he thinks that downloading music should be free. He is upset because he hasn’t been able to charge his iPhone and he doesn’t think we should have to pay for them. He is tired of the man bringing him down. He wants to BE a man, not work for the man.

9:30 AM: Top Chef Texas premieres tonight and Paul Qui from Uchiko and Andrew Curran from 24 Diner will be competing on it. There is a rumor that the state paid the production company $400,000 to have the show in Texas this season. The Wallflowers are reuniting, according to a recent news report. Last night David Arquette was voted off Dancing with the Stars. TX Dot wants to make changes on 360 to help with traffic issues, and the changes would cost 3-4 million dollars to complete.

9:45 AM:  Make sure to buy your tickets for our Bikes for Kids Pancake breakfast! They are only $3 a ticket for all you can eat pancakes November 12^th and all proceeds will benefit Bike for Kids. You can buy the tickets now at all Austin area Whataburgers.

6:15 AM: At 38 years old the average person feels the most contented they will in life. At age 42 is when a married person feels most content. Single people feel most content at 27. In the same survey, they said that money is more important than friends when it comes to being content. Sandy totally agrees with this, but Sara does not. Sandy’s argument is that friends don’t pay the bills, pay for your kid’s college, and they don’t put food on the table.

6:22 AM: Out on DVD today; Cars 2, Crazy Stupid Love, Water for Elephants, Californication season 4, and The Deadliest Catch season 7.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Amy Winehouse’s camp is going to release a new album of her music that was recorded prior to her death and a portion of the sale will go to children’s charities.  Target and Macys will open at midnight on Black Friday, and we expect many retail stores to follow suit this year. The first artist to his 2 billion views on YouTube is Justin Bieber. APD had arrested 47 people since Friday for driving while intoxicated.

6:45 AM: What’s the theme? Britney Spears “Toxic”, Christina Aguilera “Dirty”, and Madonna “Express Yourself”. They have all been divorced, and Alex chose this theme in honor of Kim Kardashian filing for divorce yesterday after a 72 day marriage.

6:53 AM: 43% of women has a gun in their homes. We think the Texas average is probably higher than this national average.  Sara and Cass do NOT have a gun in their homes. Sandy taught his wife how to cock a shot gun because he knows that any bad guy who may ever enter their home will know that sound a run when they hear it!

7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

7:10 AM: Questions from the bag. If you spent a weekend with any Mix 94.7 artist who would you choose?  JB chose Adele because he thinks she’s cute. Alex chose John Mayer because he seems fun and cool. Sara would choose Carrie Underwood for a friendly weekend and Jakob Dylan to “teach her about sex”. Cass chose Katy Perry because she’d like to go shopping with her. Sandy chose Kelly Clarkson because he loves hanging out with lesbians.

7:15 AM: Halloween Night Recap from JB and Sandy. Raleigh got lots of good candy, and got mad that Erin was trying to eat her chocolate. She got a huge kick out of something that JB did last night too. He put her up on his shoulers, and then forgot she was there and he was looking around for her and couldn’t find her. Sandy went to a party at a friend’s house where they have lots of fun activities for kids. Sandy was pushing his daughter on the glider on the swing set, and a woman came up and said “why don’t you get on it with her dad…or is it grandpa?”. He was so annoyed that she’d have the balls to ask something like that to a complete stranger!

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Kim Kardashian filed for divorce yesterday from Kris Humphries after a 72 day marriage. Kris is saying he didn’t know about the divorce until he read about it on TMZ. Queen Latifah is getting her won daytime talk show. . Jessica Simpson tweeted yesterday at the end of the day that she is pregnant. She got dressed up in a mummy costume and tweeted out a picture saying “it’s true, I’m going to be a mummy”.  

7:45 AM: Unknown poll-do you have a secret stash of anything? According to a national poll, 38% of Americans have a hidden stash of something in their homes. Jennifer called in and said they hide candy from their kids and adult “materials”. Michael hides his stash of “glaucoma medicine”, and Sandy has cash in a safe that his wife doesn’t know about.

7:53 AM: What does a wink mean? Gina called in and said every time she goes through the drive thru at Starbucks in Round Rock, the girl in the window winks at her. Tammy is a winker, and she said she winks at people all the time and doesn’t even realize she is doing it sometimes.  Last week we were at Frank restaurant and our waitress was a winker, Sandy and JB thought it meant she wanted them, but Cass and Sara got winked at too.

8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

8:10 AM: Headlines. The biggest distraction for drivers who have children is their own kids in the back seat of the car. 35-44 year olds are most likely to complain about their kids, and people under 35 years old and over 45 years old are most likely to complain about backseat drivers.  A list came out of personal attributes that aren’t good in life, but ARE good in the workplace. Being a jerk makes you an average of $9,000 more a year than nice co-workers. Being sexist makes you an average of $12,000 more a year. Men who have mustaches make 4.3% more than clean shaven men. Chubby men make more than skinny men. Women who are skinnier make $15,000 more than women of average weight. Being less attractive can help you make more money if you’re a woman. Plain looking women have an easier time finding a job than attractive women. Going out and being a social drinker will earn you 7% more than non drinkers.

8:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Today we pulled up pictures from Playgirl magazine and showed them to Sara to see her response. She was totally freaked out by the “things” on these guys, and thought it was gross to see men naked. Alex found some interesting pictures, especially the guy who was naked with a birthday party hat on with his man part squished into the top of the cake. That one REALLY freaked Sara out.

8:30 AM: Kim Kardashian filed for divorce yesterday from Kris Humphries after a 72 day marriage. Kris is saying he didn’t know about the divorce until he read about it on TMZ. A rumor started yesterday that Adele has throat cancer, but her camp has said that is not true. She is getting surgery for a hemorrhaged vocal chord. Target and Macys will open at midnight on Black Friday, and we expect many retail stores to follow suit this year. The first artist to his 2 billion views on YouTube is Justin Bieber. He got pulled over the other day while he was driving his custom made bat mobile.  Jimmy Kimmel is hosting the White House Correspondent’s dinner this spring.

8:40 AM: 12 people complained to the FCC when Nancy Grace’s nipple showed during Dancing With the Stars. We got a copy of the letters, and they are hilarious. Here’s a few highlights; someone accusing of them purposely showing pornography to a family audience, someone saying they should fire ABC and Nancy Grace, calling it a “nipple private” that scared and terrified their children, and the best was the person who started their letter with “I WANT ACTION”.

8:50 AM: 2 minute topic. Alex recently went to Vancouver with his wife and they had a unisex restroom in a restaurant there. The sign inside of the restroom said for men to sit down while they pee to help save on cleaning. Sandy said he’d do that because the only real way to empty your bladder is to sit down. However, he would not like going to the restroom with women in there.

9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

9:15 AM: Questions from the bag. If you spent a weekend with any Mix 94.7 artist who would you choose?  JB chose Adele because he thinks she’s cute. Alex chose John Mayer because he seems fun and cool. Sara would choose Carrie Underwood for a friendly weekend and Jakob Dylan to “teach her about sex”. Cass chose Katy Perry because she’d like to go shopping with her. Sandy chose Kelly Clarkson because he loves hanging out with lesbians.

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. “Mo”vember kicks off today, so if you see men with mustaches this month, they may be participating. It’s a movement in which they encourage men to grow mustaches to raise awareness for men’s health issues. The Zilker Tree is going up today and will be lit December 4^th, and Waterloo Park closes today and will not re-open for 4 years. Scarlett Johannsen told Vanity Fair that the naked pictures of her that got leaked in her cell phone were meant for Ryan Reynolds, who she was married to at the time she took them.

6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Scientists say goosebumps come from the fact that humans once were covered in fur, and that’s what happens when fur covered animals are scared. Americans buy enough Halloween candy each year (60 million pounds) for EVERY American resident to have 2 pounds. The #1 googled thing during October is Candy Corn, and this year searches are up 10%. Colorado is the #1 state for the Google search “Organic Candy”.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. “Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow” was Steve Jobs last words according to his sister. In Living Color is coming back to TV as well as Fear Factor with Joe Rogan. Kris Jenner is writing a biography and there is an interesting part in the book about Nicole Brown Simpson. Kris said the night that Nicole was murdered, she called Kris and asked if she could come over right away.  Kris was busy with her kids, and said she’d meet her the next day for lunch. Herman Cain said if he was elected president of the U.S., he would put a Godfather’s Pizza kitchen in the White House kitchen. 

6:45 AM: Alex’s wife did something last week he isn’t too happy about. She was at Saks Fifth Avenue on her lunch break to get her makeup done by a Laura Mercier representative. She paid with his Saks credit card and the grand total made him cringe. She charged $500 worth of makeup on his credit card, and even though she promised she’ll pay him back, he doesn’t think she will. He expected to see a ton of makeup in their bathroom, because he thought $500 would buy a lot, but he was shocked when he went into the bathroom and just saw a few bottles of makeup.

7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

7:15 AM: Anyone listening who ever found a dead body? Mairin’s husband was fishing on Town Lake when he found a floating dead body. Trista was riding horses with her mom and they found a dead body in the field when she was younger.  Scott is an ex-cop who negotiated with a guy for 2 hours before they realized he was dead.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Adele’s vocal problems are so bad that she has to have throat surgery.  The UN has decided to mark today at THE day the world’s population reaches 7 billion people, which will be a milestone for any baby born today.  Someone leaked nude photos of a blonde girl saying they look like Taylor Swift. 38 people were arrested from Occupy Austin Saturday for sleeping there and having food tables on the premises.

7:45 AM: We found a cover of Adele’s “Someone like You” that may be just as good as the original if not better. Two college students recorded their own version for the Perez Hilton cover song contest and ended up getting signed by Ellen’s record label. Their version is posted on our facebook wall if you want to hear it, and it’s available to download on iTunes.  

8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

8:06 AM: Headlines. Facebook has added a new feature called “trusted friends” that will help you get back into your locked out account by contacting a trusted friend who can vouch for you. 1 in every 500 accounts on Facebook are compromised every day. A woman had a plan to get her boyfriend to propose. He had plans to go fishing one morning, and she told him to meet her in the park for a picnic after he was done fishing. He went to meet her in the park, and she was standing there in a wedding dress. She had invited guests and had someone there to marry them. He went along with it,

8:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Today we spun a wheel to figure out WHO would touch Sara, and WHERE on her body they’d have to touch her. It landed on CASS and BOOBS. So Cassiday had no problem with touching Sara’s boobs, but Sara was VERY uncomfortable about it. We posted a video of this on our facebook page…where you’ll see Cass gets a handful not once, but three times!

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.  In Living Color is coming back to TV as well as Fear Factor with Joe Rogan. 38 people were arrested from Occupy Austin Saturday for sleeping there and having food tables on the premises. The winner of the World Series this year was the St. Louis Cardinals. The last game was the most watched World Series game since 2004 when the Boston Red Sox broke the curse.

8:45 AM: Alex’s rant about hipsters. Alex thinks that hipsters in Austin are the most ridiculous people ever. They dress in 90’s clothing, are skinny, wear short cut off jean shorts, and bike everywhere. They seems to have stolen the bike messenger look from the messengers. They drink Pabst, wear striped tank tops and high top shoes, have moustaches, and smell bad. They try to look bad on purpose, and it drives Alex crazy.

9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

9:12 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Today we spun a wheel to figure out WHO would touch Sara, and WHERE on her body they’d have to touch her. It landed on CASS and BOOBS. So Cassiday had no problem with touching Sara’s boobs, but Sara was VERY uncomfortable about it. We posted a video of this on our facebook page…where you’ll see Cass gets a handful not once, but three times!

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. No refusal weekend is still in effect today, so be careful and do not drink and drive. Amy Winehouse’s camp is releasing a new album with unreleased tracks after her death.  Adele’s vocal problems are so bad that she has to have throat surgery. Kris Jenner is writing a biography and there is an interesting part in the book about Nicole Brown Simpson. Kris said the night that Nicole was murdered, she called Kris and asked if she could come over right away.  Kris was busy with her kids, and said she’d meet her the next day for lunch.

6:15 AM: The Week in Review.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. We’re finding out more about Steve Jobs now that his biography is out. He never drove a car with a license plate, and skirted the California law by leasing a new luxury car every 6 months. Beavis and Butthead returned to MTV last night and they took shots at Twilight and The Jersey Shore. Redbox is increasing prices to $1.25 per movie on Monday. The hike and bike trail may be renamed as the” Ann and Roy Butler Hike and Bike Trail”.

6:40 AM: What’s on your mind? Sara is thinking about how she’s under the gun to get her Halloween costume put together fast. Cassiday is excited because next week she’s going to see Paul Simon in concert. Alex got a $20 parking ticket downtown yesterday and he was mad because he was good at checking and feeding the meter all day. JB is excited to have no plans tonight so he can watch the Rangers game. Sandy was thinking about how awesome it must be to be a pro baseball player.

7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

7:07 AM: Cecily Knobler’s movie reviews.  Puss in Boots is good, and fun for the whole family: B+. Anonymous is the film about Shakespeare being a fraud, and Cecily said it was a little cheesy. C-. In Time starring Justin Timberlake and is set in the future. Cool premise, bad execution: C-.

7:25 AM: The Week in Review.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Beavis and Butthead returned to MTV last night and they took shots at Twilight and The Jersey Shore. Charlie Sheen is going to star in a new sitcom that has been picked up by FX. Steven Tyler fell in the shower and there is a horrific picture of him with a tooth missing and a black eye. A 22 year old woman was walking home Tuesday night in San Marcos and was hit by a car, she was pregnant and died, but the baby was delivered.

7:45 AM: Coach Brown calls in, and he says that hard work and focus apparently isn’t leading them to the wins. He wants to change it up today to get the guys loosened up. They are going on a pub crawl tonight to have a little fun. His short list includes; Dizzy Rooster, Qua, Cheers, Chuggin Monkey, Thirsty Nickle, Poodle Dog Lounge, Red Fez, Juan in a Million, Mean Eyed Cat, Weirdos, Peckerheads….

8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

8:10 AM: Headlines. Scariest jobs; mining, serving in the armed forces, firefighting, commercial fishing, police officer, window washer on tall buildings, and the #1 scariest job is bomb squad technician.  Funny costumes are ideal if you’re a single man and looking to meet a girl on Halloween. Girls are not attracted to guys in bloody or scary costumes. You also don’t want to wear a group costume if you’re looking to meet someone. Your best option will be to wear a funny or unique costume.

8:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm—Sara, pretend we are all 12 and give us the birds and the bees talk!

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. We’re finding out more about Steve Jobs now that his biography is out. He never drove a car with a license plate, and skirted the California law by leasing a new luxury car every 6 months. The hike and bike trail may be renamed as the” Ann and Roy Butler Hike and Bike Trail”. Redbox is increasing prices to $1.25 per movie on Monday. 32% of people at home on a weeknight from 6-10 pm are watching Netflix, according to a recent study. Two biker gangs in Santa Cruz got in a fight outside a Starbucks and the fight was over whose territory that Starbucks location was.

8:45 AM: Coach Brown calls in, and he says that hard work and focus apparently isn’t leading them to the wins. He wants to change it up today to get the guys loosened up. They are going on a pub crawl tonight to have a little fun. His short list includes; Dizzy Rooster, Qua, Cheers, Chuggin Monkey, Thirsty Nickle, Poodle Dog Lounge, Red Fez, Juan in a Million, Mean Eyed Cat, Weirdos, Peckerheads….

9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

9:15 AM: Cecily Knobler’s movie reviews.  Puss in Boots is good, and fun for the whole family: B+. Anonymous is the film about Shakespeare being a fraud, and Cecily said it was a little cheesy. C-. In Time starring Justin Timberlake and is set in the future. Cool premise, bad execution: C-.

9:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm—Sara, pretend we are all 12 and give us the birds and the bees talk!

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Beavis and Butthead returned to MTV last night and they took shots at Twilight and The Jersey Shore. Charlie Sheen is going to star in a new sitcom that has been picked up by FX. Steven Tyler fell in the shower and there is a horrific picture of him with a tooth missing and a black eye. A 22 year old woman was walking home Tuesday night in San Marcos and was hit by a car, she was pregnant and died, but the baby was delivered.

6:15 AM: The highest grossing actor of all time, earning 7.42 BILLION dollars in his lifetime is Samuel L. Jackson. He has had small roles in many films, including a role in Coming to America as the guy who robbed McDowell’s. He is probably best known from Pulp Fiction, and we think he probably owns a ton of home all over the world with that kind of money!

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. On Monday APD is going door to door to check on high risk sex offenders to make sure they are home with their lights off on Halloween, not giving candy to any trick or treaters. Lindsay Lohan went full frontal for Playboy, according to a recent report. Bruce Willis is going to be a dad again at age 56. His 33 year old wife is expecting their first child together. There are plans to make another Dumb and Dumber film with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.

6:45 AM: Audio with Erin. JB’s wife Erin lost her voice from being sick, and rather than letting her rest it, he shoved a microphone in her face and recorded her talking. She’s just worn down from juggling a lot of stuff, and lost her voice. She said the hardest thing every day is getting Raleigh to do her homework. She also has trouble getting her to wake up in the morning.

6:58 AM: A 5 year old girl in Ohio came home from school and her mom wasn’t home. She backed her mom’s car out of the driveway, realized she was stuck and called 911. She wouldn’t admit to the dispatcher that she did it, saying that “someone backed it out of the driveway”. She said they needed to hurry up and pull it back into the driveway because “mom’s gonna be pissed at me”.

7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

7:10 AM: Unknown poll. Married folks, would you accept this indecent proposal: sleep with the person offering the money for one night, but your marriage ends. You will get $1.5 million dollars for this. None of our listener would admit that they would accept this offer, but one woman did admit it was tempting. In a national poll, 1 in 5 people would accept the proposal. 20% of men and 14% of women would do it for a mere $800,000.

7:20 AM: Last meal in Austin. If money was no object, where would you eat your last meal in Austin? We were shocked by how cheap the restaurants are that our listeners selected. Only one of the picked a “higher end” place. Here’s what our listeners picked; Dot’s Café, Jardin Corona, Shady Grove, Oasis, Trulucks, Moonshine, Abels on the Lake, Franklin BBQ, Ranch 616, Smokey Moes, Torchys, Enchiladas y Mas, Dan’s Hamburgers, Taco Deli, The Salt Lick, Threadgills, and Z Tejas. Chuy’s was the BIG favorite among out listeners. If we on the show had to choose our last meals here’s where we’d eat; Alex would choose Uncle Billy’s, Sara would choose Taco Deli, JB would choose Crown and Anchor, and both Cass and Sandy would choose Hundon on the Bend.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. La Zona Rosa is for sale, and developers want to turn it into retail shopping. Eddie Murphy is doing the press rounds right now for his new movie Tower Heist, and he said he’s a semi-retired man of leisure. The highest grossing actor of all time, earning 7.42 BILLION dollars in his lifetime is Samuel L. Jackson. Game 6 of the World Series was postponed last night due to rain.

7:45 AM: Audio with Erin. JB’s wife Erin lost her voice from being sick, and rather than letting her rest it, he shoved a microphone in her face and recorded her talking. She’s just worn down from juggling a lot of stuff, and lost her voice. She said the hardest thing every day is getting Raleigh to do her homework. She also has trouble getting her to wake up in the morning.

7:54 AM: Sara got to meet Taylor Swift last night, and she got very nervous. She wrote out a speech so she could make sure she said exactly what she wanted to say to Taylor. She got a hug, then gave Taylor her speech, and said it was an incredible moment.

8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

8:12 AM: Headlines that don’t make the “4 things”. A man in England called the police to report a bright light was over his house. He said he couldn’t hear it, and it had stopped over his home. He called back 2 minutes later to report the bright light was indeed the moon. A man started a social media company and wanted to capitalize on the popularity of social media companies. He put out a monthly print magazine (4 separate ones) about Facebook, Twitter, Linked In, and Google Plus. He plans to sell them for $7.95 a copy, and doesn’t realize that no one will buy them!

8:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Sara, all women have to “fake it” at some point or another, so we need you to “fake it” on air, right now.  Sara did NOT like this, she got verrrrrrry uncomfortable, and even though Cass helped a bit and a listener called in and did a GREAT one on air, it didn’t help Sara much.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. On Monday APD is going door to door to check on high risk sex offenders to make sure they are home with their lights off on Halloween, not giving candy to any trick or treaters. A giant 8 foot, 100 pound fiberglass Lego man washed up on Siesta Key Florida’s shores. It apparently is part of an art “exhibit” by a man who releases these sculptures into oceans. On Monday APD is going door to door to check on high risk sex offenders to make sure they are home with their lights off on Halloween, not giving candy to any trick or treaters. Lindsay Lohan went full frontal for Playboy, according to a recent report.

8:45 AM: Things you IT guy at work won’t tell you. They can cover their tracks if they screw up. You can google or youtube the answers to most of the problems they fix for us. They preferred to be emailed with issues over being called. They can recover anything you’ve emailed, searched, or any website you’ve gone to even if you delete your history and cookies.

8:53 AM: 2 minute topic. America’s favorite sandwich according to a National poll is a turkey sandwich. Men tend to like roast beef the most, and women prefer turkey. Sandy said his favorite sandwich is one that someone else makes for him. Sara likes Potbelly and the roast beef and avocado sandwich at Thundercloud. Cassiday likes the Texas tuna from T-Cloud, and JB likes the chicken salad from T-Cloud.  Alex likes Jimmy John’s gargantuan sandwich the most.

9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

9:15 AM: The quest for purple donuts can FINALLY come to an end!  Thanks to Wheastville Co-Op, we can finally stop hunting for the elusive donut with purple icing. Landry has requested one every Saturday for months now, and Sandy couldn’t find one anywhere.  Thanks Wheatsville for bringing by 1 DOZEN purple donuts today!

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Michael Lohan was arrested this week when he beat his girlfriend for not giving him a blow job. Then, he was released and he was calling her and harassing her.  The police came to her apartment and heard his call on speaker phone La Zona Rosa is for sale, and developers want to turn it into retail shopping.

9:45 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Sara, all women have to “fake it” at some point or another, so we need you to “fake it” on air, right now.  Sara did NOT like this, she got verrrrrrry uncomfortable, and even though Cass helped a bit and a listener called in and did a GREAT one on air, it didn’t help Sara much.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Steven Tyler fell last night in the shower before a show in Paraguay. He busted up his face and lost some teeth. Casey Anthony’s trial jurors’ names have been released, so it will be interesting to see if there is any backlash publicly, or if people have calmed down by now. Tony Romo and his wife have a baby on the way, which means they didn’t waste much time after getting married in May. Austin Pets Alive is offering $25 adoption fees through the end of October, so go look at their available pets if you want to get one.

6:45 AM: Fact or bull fact. The term “Maverick” comes from an old Texas Lawyer named Samuel Maverick. There have not been any new oil wells discovered in Texas in the last 50 years. Rick Perry’s real name is James Richard Perry. Rick Perry and his wife met in elementary school and had their first date at age 16. Rick Perry has never lost an election. Rick Perry’s father in law performed his vasectomy. Rick Perry was a yell leader at Texas A&M in college. Perry’s college nickname was “Crotch” because of his tight fitting pants. 1 in 10 Texas workers earn minimum wage.

6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. In Japan, they are doing a special offer at Burger King. For $11, you can have all you can eat Whoppers for 30 minutes. Alex said he thinks he could eat 3-4 whoppers in 30 minutes, but the rest of us wouldn’t be able to eat more than 1.

7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

7:07 AM: Grandma Shook. When Sara called her, she was watching Dr. Drew’s show. Grandma told Sara that she used to listen to Dr. Drew on Loveline, which shocked Sara. She told Grandma she’d get her a Rangers T-Shirt, and Grandma said she’d never worn a T Shirt before or jeans. Grandma told Sara that Tony Romo and his wife were expecting a baby, and she thinks it’s great. Sara asked Grandma what the best invention of all time was. Grandma said electricity. When Sara said tampons, Grandma said that Sara was probably right and wondered what women did before tampons and kotex were invented.

7:18 AM: Facebook Pet Peeves. Karen called in and said that when people post pictures of food they’ve just cooked, it drives her crazy. Maggie called in and when she found out the gender of her baby, her friend posted her news on their Facebook and ruined the surprise. Janet hates when people check in on Facebook. Amanda hates when people are constantly changing their relationship status. JB hates something that Alex does

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday 40 people were rescued from the rubble in Turkey that was caused by an Earthquake. Chaz Bono was kicked off Dancing With the Stars last night. The Austonian Hotel lost a window on the 44^th floor last night and the glass shattered on the street below. Luckily no one was hurt, but some cars did get their windows shattered. A man burglarized the Big Brothers Big Sisters building three times last night, stealing electronics, office equipment, and bikes.

7:45 AM: The top 10 most pleasurable purchases for a woman. 10) Beauty products 9) Lingerie Chocolate 7) Little Black Dress 6) Jewelry 5) Jeans 4) Concert Tickets 3) Summer Dresses 2) Shoes 1) The perfect handbag.

7:52 AM: 2 minute topic. Tim Larson, a Connecticut Politician in the House of Representatives thinks Halloween should always be the last Saturday in October. Do you agree with this idea of his?

8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

8:10 AM: Headlines. The most lucrative place to be a stripper is Williston North Dakota. It’s a town of 15,000 and is a big oil town. There are 2 strip clubs in town; Whispers and Heartbreakers. On a SLOW night, a dancer will make $1,500-$2000!!! The most bacteria ridden surfaces we touch on a regular basis are; vending machines, crosswalk buttons, parking meters, escalator rails, public mailbox handles, and gas pump handles.

8:22 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Sara, when you have sex for the first time, most likely on your wedding night, will you be good at it? She wonders how hard having sex could be. We explain that having sex is easy, but being good at it is something you work on. So because of this realization, she says no, she probably won’t be any good at it.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Casey Anthony’s trial jurors’ names have been released, so it will be interesting to see if there is any backlash publicly, or if people have calmed down by now. Steven Tyler fell last night in the shower before a show in Paraguay. He busted up his face and lost some teeth. Tony Romo and his wife have a baby on the way, which means they didn’t waste much time after getting married in May.

8:40 AM: Best cities in America for girls trip/guys trip. Sandy thinks Chicago is the best guy’s trip city. Dallas is good for both sexes. Our listeners said the following for a girl’s trip; Miami, NYC, Napa, Chicago, Vegas, The Mall of America, Lake Austin Spa, and Savannah Georgia. For a guys’ trip; Miami, New Orleans, Vegas, Chicago, and Myrtle Beach for the golfers.

9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

9:15 AM: Grandma Shook. When Sara called her, she was watching Dr. Drew’s show. Grandma told Sara that she used to listen to Dr. Drew on Loveline, which shocked Sara. She told Grandma she’d get her a Rangers T-Shirt, and Grandma said she’d never worn a T Shirt before or jeans. Grandma told Sara that Tony Romo and his wife were expecting a baby, and she thinks it’s great. Sara asked Grandma what the best invention of all time was. Grandma said electricity. When Sara said tampons, Grandma said that Sara was probably right and wondered what women did before tampons and kotex were invented.

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.

9:45 AM: Friday night go to Cool River’s Halloween party, hosted by Alex. It starts at 8:00 and he will be there starting at 6:30. There is a costume contest with $2,000 in cash and prizes.

6:15 AM: The creepiest jobs out there and about how much they make per year; Roadkill Removal Specialists make 30k a year, Pest Control Specialist 30k a year, Forensic Entomologist 48k a year, Arachnologist 61k a year, and Reptologist 62k a year.

6:30 AM: Sgt. Paul Rivera from Round Rock was killed in Afghanistan this weekend. He is a 2003 Stony Point High graduate. Lindsay Lohan is going to pose for Playboy, and will get paid $750,000-1 million dollars. She did the shoot secretly yesterday. APD is cracking down on people who ignore traffic laws. They are going to be ticketing people who jaywalk because of the high number of pedestrian deaths when they jaywalk and get hit by a car. You can rent the Jersey Shore house in Seaside Heights for $2,500 a night. Austin is thinking about doing a citywide ban on plastic bags at cash registers in grocery stores, and they will officially vote on the issue in 1 year.

6:43 AM: What’s the theme? Alex says this is the easiest one ever. OMD “If You Leave”, The Smiths “Let Me”, and Psychodelic Furs “Pretty In Pink”. All 3 of the songs were in the soundtrack for the film Pretty in Pink.

6:50 AM: 2 minute topic. Last night at the World Series game, one of the field crew guys started dancing, flipping around, and doing the worm. Is this cool or dorky? We all thought it was pretty cool because as Sandy put it, baseball is all about the wacky sideshow. Overall is a slow moving game with moments of excitement, so it’s always great to have stuff like this to excite and entertain the audience.

7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

7:10 AM: Unknown poll. Married ladies, would you rather spend a night hanging out with a girlfriend or your husband? 75% of the listeners we polled would choose a night with girlfriends. The national poll found that 33% of women would choose the night with their girlfriends.

7:20 AM: What are you thinking? Cass drinks a glass of wine or two a night, and she’s always just bought the normal bottle of wine at the store. Last week she bought a much bigger bottle because it was a better deal, she was wondering if this is just economical or something to be concerned about. Sara thinks carving pumpkins is more fun in theory than in actual practice. Sandy just finished season 3 of Breaking Bad, and doesn’t know what to watch next. Sara and Alex think he should watch Dexter, and JB thinks he should watch Friday Night Lights. JB is looking at his weekend schedule and is confused. His daughter has 3 softball games on Saturday and 2 on Sunday. Alex is trying to figure out what to do for Thanksgiving and Christmas because his parents are thinking about a family trip out of town, but Alex’s wife has to stay in El Paso with her family for the holidays.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There was an earthquake in Turkey on Sunday, and there is a miracle story. 48 hours after the earthquake, rescuers found a 2 week old baby pinned under a building and it was still alive. The baby was pinned to the mother, and both of them survived. It’s been 14 years since Good Will Hunting, and Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are pairing up again for the first time since that movie. Ben Affleck is going to act in it and Matt Damon is going to direct. It will be a film about Whitey Bulger. Nick at Night is coming up with their own original sitcom called “Daddy’s Home” starring Scott Baio playing a stay at home father who is married to a Soap Star wife.

7:42 AM: I’m embarrassed I love that song. Yesterday a song was playing and Sandy said to the room, “I can’t believe it, but I like this song”…it was Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5 and Christina Aguilera. We realized all of have at least one song we’re embarrassed to like. For JB it’s Colbie Calliat’s new song “Brighter Than the Sun”, for Alex it’s Joe Jonas’ new song, and for Cass it’s Miley Cyrus “Party in the USA”. Sara’s is the new Footloose remake album in which they’ve re-done all  of the original songs into country songs.

7:52 AM: 2 minute topic. McRib—discuss. Alex says the Mcrib is like heaven. He says they taste amazing and loves when they come out every year. Sandy hasn’t had one in probably 20 years, but wouldn’t eat one if someone gave it to him. Cass, Sara, and JB have never tried one before.

8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

8:10 AM: Headlines that don’t make the 4 things. A woman was traveling and had an adult toy in her checked suitcase. The TSA searched her bag and left a note for her to discover when she got to her destination. The note read, “Get Your Freak On Girl”.  A guy in California took a $100 bet from his friends that he couldn’t fit into the kids swing at the playground. He had to lube up his legs with liquid laundry detergent, got into the swing and got stuck. His friends left him in the swing and left the park. He was stuck overnight in the swing from 9 pm to 6 am, when finally a parks employee found him and called 911 who cut him free.

8:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Sara, name as many sex positions as you can.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Lindsay Lohan is going to pose for Playboy, and will get paid $750,000-1 million dollars. She did the shoot secretly yesterday. Austin is thinking about doing a citywide ban on plastic bags at cash registers in grocery stores, and they will officially vote on the issue in 1 year. You can rent the Jersey Shore house in Seaside Heights for $2,500 a night.

8:40 AM: In our listeners’ opinion, what is the greatest invention of all time?

8:50 AM: Healthier Halloween candy choices. Peanut M&Ms are healthier than Skittles. Smarties are healthier than Sweet Tarts. Kit Kats are a better choice than Twix. Choose a candied apple over a caramel apple, and choose a tootsie roll over candy corn.

9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

9:15 AM: I’m embarrassed I love that song. Yesterday a song was playing and Sandy said to the room, “I can’t believe it, but I like this song”…it was Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5 and Christina Aguilera. We realized all of have at least one song we’re embarrassed to like. For JB it’s Colbie Calliat’s new song “Brighter Than the Sun”, for Alex it’s Joe Jonas’ new song, and for Cass it’s Miley Cyrus “Party in the USA”. Sara’s is the new Footloose remake album in which they’ve re-done all  of the original songs into country songs.

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There was an earthquake in Turkey on Sunday, and there is a miracle story. 48 hours after the earthquake, rescuers found a 2 week old baby pinned under a building and it was still alive. Drinking coffee may reduce the most common kind of skin cancer according to a recent study. NYC is trying to get cabs to stop honking their horns by threatening the drivers with fines. Robin Williams got married for the 3^rd time Sunday to a designer. Kevin Bacon went to see the Footloose remake yesterday and tweeted out that he loved it.

6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. An NFL regulation football weighs 15 ounces. The amount of people who travel on elevators in 3 days equals the world’s population. White chocolate has no cocoa in it, just cocoa butter. Michele Bachmann worked at a Kibbutz in Israel between High School and College.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A biography about Steve Jobs is coming out this week, and the author was on 60 Minutes this weekend. During the interview, he spoke about how Steve believed he was special and he didn’t need to follow the rules. He refused to put a license plate on his car, and he thought it was ok to park in handicapped spots. John Mayer seems to have dropped off the face of the earth lately—what has he been up to? He had vocal chord surgery and has mandated vocal rest for a month or more. Chris Kirkpatrick from N’SYNC had his 40^th birthday party over the weekend and the entire group was together once again. Bastrop needs Halloween costumes and candy for kids whose families can’t afford them. Sara will post the phone number to donate on our JB and Sandy Facebook page.

6:45 AM: Unknown poll. Have you ever seen a ghost? We talked to 2 listeners. One said he’d never seen a ghost and Christopher said he had. He was in his great grandparent’s house, and said he thinks the ghost of his great grandpa was there. JB said he and his wife heard what they think was a ghost when they lived in their old house. Raleigh was a baby at the time, and one night they heard a man’s voice on the baby monitor. They put their ear up to the door and heard a man’s voice moaning inside the room. They opened the door quickly, and the moaning stopped right away.

6:50 AM: 2 minute topic. A biography about Steve Jobs is coming out this week, and the author was on 60 Minutes this weekend. During the interview, he spoke about how Steve believed he was special and he didn’t need to follow the rules. He refused to put a license plate on his car, and he thought it was ok to park in handicapped spots. Does knowing this about him change your thoughts about him? We all were pretty shocked to hear this, and think he sounded like a bit of a jerk.

7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

7:06 AM: Senseless Survey.

7:20 AM: New Visa/ Mastercard scam. This one is pretty slick since the crooks provide YOU with all
the information, except the one piece they want. Note, the callers do not ask for your card number; they
already have it. This information is worth reading. By understanding how the VISA & MasterCard Telephone Credit Card Scam works, you’ll be better prepared to protect yourself. Here’s a story passed along by a concerned citizen: One of our employees was called on Wednesday from “VISA”, and I was called on Thursday from “MasterCard”. The scam works like this: Person calling says, “This is
(name), and I’m calling from the Security and Fraud Department at VISA. My Badge number is 12460. Your card has been flagged for an unusual purchase pattern, and I’m calling to verify. This would be on your VISA card which was issued by (name of bank). “Did you purchase an Anti-Telemarketing Device for $497.99 from a Marketing company based in Arizona?” When you say “No”, the caller continues with, “Then we will be issuing a credit to your account. This is a company we have been watching and the charges range from $297 to $497, just under the $500 purchase pattern that flags most cards. Before
your next statement, the credit will be sent to (gives you your address), is that correct?” You say “yes”. The caller continues – “I will be starting a Fraud investigation. If you have any questions, you should call the 1-800 number listed on the back of your card (1-800-VISA) and ask for Security. You will need to refer to this Control Number. The caller then gives you a 6 digit number. “Do you need me to read it again?”Here’s the IMPORTANT part on how the scam works. The caller then says, “I need to verify you are in possession of your card”. He’ll ask you to turn your card over and look for some numbers. There are 7 numbers; the first 4 are part of your card number, the next 3 are the security Numbers that verify
you are the possessor of the card. These are the numbers you sometimes use to make Internet purchases to prove you have the card. The caller will ask you to read the 3 numbers to him.
After you tell the caller the 3 numbers, he’ll say, “That is correct, I just needed to verify that the card has not been lost or stolen, and that you still have your card. Do you have any other questions?” After you say No, the caller then thanks you and states, “Don’t hesitate to call back if you do,” and hangs up.
You actually say very little, and they never ask for or tell you the Card number. But after we were called on Wednesday, we called back within 20 minutes to ask a question. Are we glad we did! The REAL VISA Security Department told us it was a scam and in the last 15 minutes a new purchase of $497.99 was
charged to our card. Long story made short – we made a real fraud report and closed the VISA account. VISA is reissuing us a new number. What the scammers want is the 3-digit PIN number on the back of the card. Don’t give it to them. Instead, tell them you’ll call VISA or MasterCard directly for verification of their conversation.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A biography about Steve Jobs is coming out this week, and the author was on 60 Minutes this weekend. During the interview, they played audio from an interview in which Jobs said taking LSD was one of the most important things in his life. President Obama announced this weekend that the rest of the American Troops in Iraq will be home by the end of the year. Baby Lisa has no been missing for 19 days, and on Friday a cadaver dog searched the home and picked up the scent of a dead body in the parent’s bedroom. Jennifer Lopez was performing over the weekend and dedicated “If You Had My Love” to all of her ex-husbands. She had look alikes for all of her exes up on stage, and started crying and ran off the stage.

7:40 AM: A guy who used to work for Steve Jobs calls in to tell us he was not the saint everyone made him out to be. He said honestly, Jobs was kind of a jerk. He worked with him for over 2 years and Steve could never remember his name or look him in the eye. He says this glorification of him after he’s died is kind of creepy, and cult-like.

8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

8:10 AM: Headlines that don’t make the 4 things. The most stolen food worldwide is cheese. Studies of stolen food found that 1 in every 25 packages of cheese is stolen, and apparently there is a black market for cheese. Other most stolen foods include; meat, chocolate, alcohol, seafood, and infant formula.

8:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm is a new bit we’re doing in which we ask Sara a question that will probably make her uncomfortable. Today we asked about her recently ended relationship.  Who said the “L” word? Did they get in bed together? Did he see her naked?

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon did an interview with Barbara Walters recently and Mariah said she “sometimes” trusts Nick and he sometimes is nice and fun to be around. John Mayer seems to have dropped off the face of the earth lately—what has he been up to? He had vocal chord surgery and has mandated vocal rest for a month or more. Baby Lisa has no been missing for 19 days, and on Friday a cadaver dog searched the home and picked up the scent of a dead body in the parent’s bedroom. Paranormal Activity was not only the #1 film over the weekend, but it’s the highest grossing opening weekend of all time for a horror film.

9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

9:15 AM: A guy who used to work for Steve Jobs calls in to tell us he was not the saint everyone made him out to be. He said honestly, Jobs was kind of a jerk. He worked with him for over 2 years and Steve could never remember his name or look him in the eye. He says this glorification of him after he’s died is kind of creepy, and cult-like.

9:30 AM:  4 things you need to know with Sara. A biography about Steve Jobs is coming out this week, and the author was on 60 Minutes this weekend. During the interview, they played audio from an interview in which Jobs said taking LSD was one of the most important things in his life. At 7:10 am on Sunday morning a German satellite re-entered the earth’s atmosphere. Austin had a flash of light in the sky followed by smoke, and it turns out it was part of this satellite. Jennifer Lopez was performing over the weekend and dedicated “If You Had My Love” to all of her ex-husbands. She had look alikes for all of her exes up on stage, and started crying and ran off the stage. Justin Bieber rented out an entire movie theatre so he and Selena Gomez could watch Real Steel in privacy.

6:15 AM: The Week in Review.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Pee Wee Herman wants to be on Dancing with the Stars next season, and Cassiday is excited about this. APD is installing 27 surveillance cameras in the heavily trafficked bar areas downtown, and they will monitor them around the clock from APD headquarters. UT announced yesterday that the wildfire relief concert raised $725,000. Waterloo Park is closing down for 4 years so the city can build the Waller Creek Tunnel.

6:45 AM: JB—we need to teach Libyans to properly operate a video camera. Alex—just saw online that Zooey Deschanel is singing the National Anthem at game 4 for the Texas Rangers. He has a big crush on her and will be at this game, so now he is very excited about it.Sandy realized last night that being home alone with no kid or wife is the easiest way to turn into the slob you were before you were married. Sara wants to wear Uggs no matter what the weather is like. Cass is doing a fun present for her dad’s 60^th birthday by having his friends and coworkers write down memories of him. She is learning so much about her dad that she never knew before and loves it.

7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

7:05 AM: Live from Hollywood with Cecily Knobler. Out this week is Johnny English Reborn starring Rowan Atkinson aka Mr. Bean is out. Cecily says it’s an unnecessary sequel and gives it a C-. Paranormal Activity 3 is also out, and Cecily says it’s also unnecessary but fun. Grade: C+. Three Musketeers is out, starring Orlando Bloom and Christoph Waltz. She gives this one a D.  If you want a good film this weekend, she recommends Moneyball, The Ides of March, or 50/50.

7:10 AM: The 10 most rented films of all time; 10)The Blind Side, 9) No Country for Old Men, Ironman, 7) Inception, 6) Sherlock Holmes, 5) The Departed, 4)The Hurt Locker, 3) The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, 2)The Bucket List, and 1) Crash.

7:15 AM: Women on average say they take 38 minutes to get ready. Sara and Cass say that seems very low, as Sara takes about an hour and 15minutes to get ready everyday and Cass takes 45 minutes to an hour. A study shows that women only maintain that “perfect look” for 2 hours and 22 minutes before the look falls apart. On average a woman will take 9 minutes to pick out her outfit, 8 minutes to do their makeup, 11 minutes to do their hair, and 10 minutes to shower.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Gypsy Trailer Food Festival is going on this weekend at Auditorium Shores. Jessica Simpson is most likely pregnant, according to Us Weekly. Her dad wants People Magazine to pay a million dollars for the official announcement. Lindsay Lohan was late for her first day of community service, just one day after she was reamed by a judge and given this assignment to complete community service at the morgue. Investigators searched the home of the missing baby Lisa yesterday for 17 hours.

7:45 AM: Coach Brown calls in to the show. They’ve had a week off and play at home next week against Kansas. With his week off, Coach has been catching up on TV shows. He’s been watching one about a Hispanic guy that teaches dogs not to bite each other. He’s also been watching a show about an ad agency back in the 60’s. He’s also been watching a show about some tan kids partying in Italy. He also is watching a show on HBO about some cool cats who are trying to make it in the movie business. He has been watching Dancing with the Stars and can’t believe he missed Chaz Bono when recruiting for UT Football. Sandy broke the news to Coach that Chaz once was a woman, but Coach didn’t understand.

7:55 AM: The Week in Review.

8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

8:10 AM: Headlines. The popular couples Halloween costumes list is out. Popular costumes for couples include; Amy Winehouse and Steve Jobs, Charlie Sheen and a Goddess, Prince William and Kate Middleton, Med Men characters, and Vampire and Zombie.  Be careful when you call in sick to work, because a new survey show that bosses are skeptical of employees who do. ½ of bosses have called the employee at home to make sure they really are sick, 1 in 6 bosses will drive by the house to make sure the car is in the driveway, and 70% of bosses require a doctor’s note.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Guliana Ransic has breast cancer surgery this week and her husband has told the media that she will return to work next week if she feels well enough. Pee Wee Herman wants to be on Dancing with the Stars next season, and Cassiday is excited about this. APD is installing 27 surveillance cameras in the heavily trafficked bar areas downtown, and they will monitor them around the clock from APD headquarters.

8:50 AM: 2 minute topic. Is any food worth waiting two and a half hours in line for?  Sara waited in line for 2.5 hours on Friday to eat at Franklin BBQ, and she said it was worth it. She loved the food, but says waiting in line that long is not something she wants to do again.

9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

9:15 AM: Coach Brown calls in to the show. They’ve had a week off and play at home next week against Kansas. With his week off, Coach has been catching up on TV shows. He’s been watching one about a Hispanic guy that teaches dogs not to bite each other. He’s also been watching a show about an ad agency back in the 60’s. He’s also been watching a show about some tan kids partying in Italy. He also is watching a show on HBO about some cool cats who are trying to make it in the movie business. He has been watching Dancing with the Stars and can’t believe he missed Chaz Bono when recruiting for UT Football. Sandy broke the news to Coach that Chaz once was a woman, but Coach didn’t understand.

9:25 AM: We check in with Tricia, Sandy’s wife who is on a girl’s trip to Savannah with Sandy’s mom and sister. She was nervous, because women have been banned from the trip in the past for being too much of a pain. She said it was going well and they were having a good time so far.

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Texas Rangers won last night and are 1-1 in their series with The St. Louis Cardinals. The Gypsy Trailer Food Festival is going on this weekend at Auditorium Shores.  Lindsay Lohan was late for her first day of community service, just one day after she was reamed by a judge and given this assignment to complete community service at the morgue. In New Zealand they are knitting sweaters for baby penguins who got caught in an oil spill and lost their feathers.

6:18 AM: A guy named Jonathan Mann made a duet with Siri, the new interactive feature on the new iPhone. It’s pretty funny, and amazing to hear the different things Siri is programmed to say.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Taylor Swift was on the Ellen show yesterday, and Ellen keeps trying to find out if Taylor has a boyfriend. She says she doesn’t have one, and spend her free time sitting alone watching Law and Order. The Jet Blue flight attendant had just completed his 1 year court ordered treatment, and says he now has control of his life. Celebrity Apprentice is rumored to have the following on the cast this year; Clay Aiken, Adam Corolla, Lisa Lampanelli, Lou Farrigno, Arsenio Hall, and Paul Sr. from American Chopper. A couple that was married for 72 years died last week one hour apart from one another, and died holding hands.

6:45 AM: Bridget calls in—she is a listener with a bit of an issue. She has been dating her boyfriend for a year and they live together. She thinks her boyfriend is trying to “fatten her up”, saying he encourages her to eat burgers and fries, cooks her fatty foods, and encourages her to not work out. She thinks he is doing it so that other guys won’t be attracted to her. He always is bothered by guys looking at her when she walks into a room, and seems bothered by the fact that she is a “head turner”. We think she needs to leave him, and there is nothing good that could come out of this situation.

6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. Trail of Lights will return this year, after all. How do you feel about it? Sandy says it’s bound to be better because a private group is doing it this year rather than the city. Alex says paying $5 a person will suck for “his people” (Hispanics) because they have so many kids, it would cost $100 to get in!

7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

7:15 AM: What are you thinking? Cass keeps getting invitations for events put on by her apartment complex, and she thinks trying to get neighbors to socialize is a bad idea. Cass doesn’t want to get to know the people who are rude to them on a day to day basis. Sara says she’s lived in her apartment for a year now, and says it may be time to finally hang up the pictures she has sitting on the floor. Alex is confused by how his wife wouldn’t let a dog in their bed if they had one, but if they had a baby panda, she’d let it sleep with her. JB was annoyed yesterday when he wanted to get a bite to eat at a local café and every table was taken up by laptop people and business lunches. Sandy is worried about his wife. She has been invited on a girl’s weekend for the first time with the women in Sandy’s family. He said she better not screw it up, or she won’t be invited back.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Lindsay Lohan was handcuffed and led out of court yesterday after the judge got “hardcore” and revoked her probation. She was releases on $100,000 bail and is due back in court in December. She could face up to 18 months of jail time. 56 exotic animals were released from a sanctuary in Ohio by their owner, who then shot and killed himself. They were hunting them down yesterday, and as of last night one monkey was the only animal left, and they were worried because he may have been infected with herpes B. They then came to the conclusion that the monkey was eaten by a tiger. Real World is casting their 27^th season and are looking for people who are actively involved in the occupy Wall Street protests. HEB is recalling bagged spinach from Taylor Farms, and says to be safe people should throw away any bagged greens from Central Market or HEB from Taylor Farms.

7:45 AM: Local Crushes—Sandy has a crush on the furniture commercial lady, but has no idea who she is or what company she works for. Sara thinks the smoothie guy at Whole Foods is hot, and is too shy to talk to him. JB likes a bartender at Zax who looks like Connie Britton and he also has a crush on Shannon Wolfson from KXAN. Alex has a crush on Courtney Timmons from KEYE. Listeners also called in with theirs; Art has a crush on Carrie Bellacosa and says he loves watching her every morning.  Sam loves a waitress who works at Weirdos, and Scott likes Cassiday from our very own show.

7:53 AM: 2 minute topic. A woman streamed her birth live on the internet—would you do that? Alex said if he got money, he’d do it…funny how his wife would be the one giving birth, but he’s willing to make that decision for her!  The rest of us said no way, and don’t see any reason to do this.

8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.

8:20 AM: “Make Sara Squirm” is a new bit we want to try. We’ll give questions to Cassiday that we know will make Sara uncomfortable, and Cass will ask Sara the questions. Today Cass asked something she’s been wondering for awhile—she wanted to know if Sara ever “gets friendly” with herself, and if she’s ever had “the big O”. Sara definitely squirmed when she was asked, but surprisingly, she was honest and said that her friends bought her a “toy” 5 years ago but she couldn’t figure out where on her body to put it, so she threw it away.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. An earthquake of 4.6 magnitude hit San Antonio this morning. Ellen interviewed Taylor Swift yesterday and asked if she ever daydreams while performing. Taylor says she has to force herself to focus because she could fall in a hole during her show and hurt herself. She said that if she does daydream, it’s usually about cats. Celebrity Apprentice is rumored to have the following on the cast this year; Clay Aiken, Adam Corolla, Lisa Lampanelli, Lou Farrigno, Arsenio Hall, and Paul Sr. from American Chopper. 56 exotic animals were released from a sanctuary in Ohio by their owner, who then shot and killed himself. They were hunting them down yesterday, and as of last night one monkey was the only animal left, and they were worried because he may have been infected with herpes B. They then came to the conclusion that the monkey was eaten by a tiger.

8:53 AM: 19% of married people don’t know how much their spouse makes. What do you think about this? Sara and Cass think its odd, and don’t know how people can live that way. JB and Sandy think you have to disclose that kind of stuff to your spouse, and said the only thing you can keep to yourself is when you get a bonus.

9:00 AM: Coast to coast new in 60 seconds.

9:15 AM: Local Crushes—Sandy has a crush on the furniture commercial lady, but has no idea who she is or what company she works for. Sara thinks the smoothie guy at Whole Foods is hot, and is too shy to talk to him. JB likes a bartender at Zax who looks like Connie Britton and he also has a crush on Shannon Wolfson from KXAN. Alex has a crush on Courtney Timmons from KEYE. Listeners also called in with theirs; Art has a crush on Carrie Bellacosa and says he loves watching her every morning.  Sam loves a waitress who works at Weirdos, and Scott likes Cassiday from our very own show.

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A couple that was married for 72 years died last week one hour apart from one another, and died holding hands. Momar Gaddafi is dead according to news reports, but the stories of how he died are differing at the moment. City Council is meeting this morning and will discuss smoking bans in public places in Austin, and the possibility of a new iPhone app that will allow people to report illegal parking in handicapped spots.

9:45 AM: What we are thankful for video.