6:15 AM: Sara told us yesterday that she was a state champion piano player, and we didn’t believe her. So Alex splurged $15 on a crappy keyboard at Wal-Mart so she could show us her skills today. She definitely seemed like she could play, but the keyboard Alex bought was such a hunk of junk, we couldn’t get the full effect. Sandy even tried to play on it and agreed that it was too cheap to play on.

6:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. The newest line of designer clothes in Target will be from Justin Timberlake’s clothing line William Rast and will be available in stores in December.  Drew Carey has lost 70 pounds on a no carb diet.  Chelsea Clinton’s wedding menu this week will include a vegan and gluten free meal.  Troy Aikman posted yesterday that he was going to be on Dancing with the Stars, causing a huge media frenzy. He admitted last night on his Twitter account to it not being true.

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Jamie Pressley (33), Hillary Swank (36), Tom Green (39), Lisa Kudrow (47), and Laurence Fishburne.  Headlines of the day.  There is a new trend in Hollywood, and it’s called “the Beverly Hills esthetic foot surgery”. It’s the practice of shortening toes or narrowing feet to fit into designer shoes.  A woman named Megan is married to her husband and they have 2 children together. He was taking lots of trips to Florida, and Megan discovered pictures of him on Facebook getting married to another woman in Florida at Disney World.

7:00 AM: Every Friday Cecily Knobler reviews the latest film releases for us.  Dinner for Schmucks earns a grade of a C- for being too watered down. Charlie St. Cloud, starring Zac Efron is so bad, she can’t even grade it.

7:10 AM: The Week in Review. It was a fun week and some highlights include; Alex trying to dunk a basketball, Sara trying to play the piano, Sandy’s encounter with the Wal Mart “stepmonster”, and JB’s dirty texting.  Sara hit the streets yesterday to ask the men and women of Austin if they like the Jersey Shore on MTV. Austin is split on this decision….Sara found people either loved it or hated it.

7:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. Michael Lohan has written a song for his daughter Lindsay and it’s absolutely terrible. Ellen Degeneres announced yesterday that she is leaving American Idol as a judge, and Jennifer Lopez has signed a deal to be a judge this season. President Obama was on The View yesterday and he was asked about his knowledge of Lindsay Lohan, Snookie, and Justin Bieber.

7:40 AM: Is there something you’ve been saying wrong your whole life and didn’t know it? Sandy says “bold face lie” and someone told him its “bald face lie”. We all chatted about it and think Sandy hs been saying it right all this time. Cassiday has had a debate with her friend since childhood over a similar thing. Cassiday thinks the phrase is “open sesame” and her friend thinks it’s “open says me”.  Everyone in the room except Sandy thinks Cassiday’s way is right. We took some calls and they said Cassiday’s way is the correct way, and we were able to confirm this with the Kool and the Gang song “Open Sesame”.

8:00 AM: Sandy talks to the “Wal Mart Stepmonster” on the phone. On Wednesday afternoon Sandy heard a woman at Wal Mart say to a little boy “you’re not my real son, you’re my step son and you won’t get anything from me”.  She then bought a game for her real son and then didn’t buy anything for the stepson. Sandy bought a toy and ran out to the parking lot and gave it to the boy in the parking lot. The woman must have heard Sandy on the radio, because she has been emailing him since yesterday saying she wants “a piece of his ass”.

8:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. The newest line of designer clothes in Target will be from Justin Timberlake’s clothing line William Rast and will be available in stores in December. Ellen Degeneres announced yesterday that she is leaving American Idol as a judge, and Jennifer Lopez has signed a deal to be a judge this season. President Obama was on The View yesterday and he was asked about his knowledge of Lindsay Lohan, Snookie, and Justin Bieber.

8:45 AM: We replay yesterday’s interview with America Ferrera, best known from her role on the hit TV show Ugly Betty. She was on to talk to us about her new film The Dry Land.

9:00 AM: The Week in Review. It was a fun week and some highlights include; Alex trying to dunk a basketball, Sara trying to play the piano, Sandy’s encounter with the Wal Mart “stepmonster”, and JB’s dirty texting.

9:15 AM: JB has started a new tradition of sending his wife a dirty text every morning and reading her response on the air.  Of the two he’s sent so far, he’s gotten “nookie” once, so he’s got a 50/50 chance of getting lucky today according to the numbers. Today his text reads “One Fish. Two Fish, Red Fish. Screw Fish.—Want to read some Dr. Seuss today?”.  Sandy sent the same text to his wife—wonder if either of them will get lucky tonight?

9:35 AM: We replay the Wal Mart “stepmonster” call from earlier this morning.

6:15 AM:  “I swear I could do this as a kid”—Alex swears he could dunk a basketball in 9^th grade and failed miserably when he tried this week to do it again. Sandy says he could ride a unicycle, but we were unable to find one yesterday in Austin for him to ride, so he’ll try it once we can find one. Sara told us this morning that she was a state champion piano player when she was a kid, and we don’t believe her because she doesn’t even remember what piece she played in the competition.  Hopefully we’ll be able to get a keyboard inhere soon and make Sara prove to us she has skills.

6:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. Southwest Airlines is making news again for bumping a girl off a flight because an obese passenger needed two seats.  Zac Efron went to a strip club in NYC and they spent $2,000 on strippers and vodka that night. He is getting some flack for going to a strip club because he is a “Disney” kid, but he’s old enough so we’re not sure what the big deal is. The humane society is giving out cats for free on Saturday because there is a cat crisis in Austin.  Sales of Old Spice are up 107% since this time last month because of “The Old Spice” guy. He is going to be playing a cop in a movie with Jennifer Aniston.

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Josh Radnor from How I met your Mother (36), Danger Mouse (33), Wanya Morris (37), and Martina McBride (44). USC just did a study about Twitter, and found that 0% of Twitter users would pay a fee to use Twitter. 4 tried and true ways to make sure you never forget your child in the back seat of the car; give them your cell phone, put a leash around them and attach it to you, put a post it note on the dashboard, put your purse or briefcase next to their car seat.  Bad father of the day is Michael Ratliff. He was arrested for soliciting a prostitute while holding his 18 month old child. The prostitute was actually an undercover cop. Yesterday Alex had an uncomfortable moment yesterday when our HR guy asked him to sign the tobacco use affidavit because our office is switching health insurance providers.  He was going to check that he is not a tobacco used, but JB called him out because he has been Alex smoking in recent months.

7:00 AM: What’s the longest someone has been in a relationship without exchanging “I love you’s”?  We were wondering this and figured that nobody had probably gone past the 6 month mark without saying it.  We were wrong! We heard from people who had gone anywhere from 18 months in a relationship to 5 years without hearing “I Love You” or saying it. We were incredibly surprised when we heard from a woman whose uncle had been married to his wife for 50 YEARS and has never said I love you to her because he doesn’t believe in it.

7:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. Leonardio DiCaprio is pulling out of a Mel Gibson film he was supposed to star in. Judge Judy is whooping Oprah’s butt in the TV ratings right now. Jessica Simpson might be a new judge on American Idol. The producers of the show have had several meetings with her, and we all agree that would be a great fit for her!

We have actress America Ferrera on the phone to talk with her about her new film “The Dry Land” which opens in Austin the 13^th of August at the Arbor.  It’s a film about a soldier returning home from the war in Afghanistan and his re-integration into “regular” life.  The film is set in West Texas and America plays the role of the soldier’s wife.  Her fiancé wrote and directed the film, and they will be in Austin to promote the film in early August.

7:45 AM:  Friday night at the Zilker Hillside theatre Sara has a walk on role in Annie. It’s a free show, and hopes everyone will come out to see the show.  JB says he remembers going to free outdoor theatre as a child and he really loved it.

8:00 AM:  Was Sandy out of line? Yesterday he was at Wal-Mart and heard a woman say to a little boy “You are not my real son, you are a step-son, I’m not buying you anything”, so he followed behind her to the check out and realized she was only buying a video game for her real son and not for her step son. Sandy ran back and bought the step son a toy and gave it to him in the parking lot in front of the mom as he said “not everyone is mean”.

8:15 AM:  A couple was getting married in Italy this past weekend, and it’s a tradition to fire off guns at the wedding. The photographer asked them to pose with the guns, and he was killed when one of the guns accidentally fired off and a bullet hit him in the head. The parents of the bridge might be chared in this case because it happened on their property. Take note to anyone looking for a job; 40% of hiring managers say they will reject your resume instantly if you have one typo on it. 100% say that 2 typos will get you rejected.

8:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. President Obama will be on The View this morning, and he is joking about how he wasn’t invited to Chelsea Clinton’s wedding. Jersey Shore and Project Runway has new seasons starting tonight.  

8:40 AM: We talk to Coach Brown for the first time in months!! College Football season is right around the corner, and we wanted to see what he has going on. He misses Colt McCoy like crazy, and says he’s so glad to have Case McCoy on the team because Case will fill the void.

8:50 AM: Yesterday JB sent a dirty text to his wife and got a funny response, so Sandy sent the same one to his wife and got a similar response. Today they thought they’d try it again and see what happens. The text today says “Massage for you when I get home, and I’ll throw in the happy ending free of charge”.  We’ll let you know if they hear back and what their wives have to say about this one!

9:15 AM: JB heard back from his wife in response to his dirty text!! He said “Massage for you when I get home, and I’ll throw in the happy ending free of charge”, and she replied “Just to be honest, JB are you thinking you are tricking me into more sex? Because I know you can’t get anywhere near my happy ending without taking it to that level”. We’re not quite sure how to interpret her rply, but of course JB took it as a good sign! Sandy’s wife replied to the dirty text!  Her response was; “WOW. You’re quite the selfless giver today!”

9:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. Lindsay Lohan jail is reported to be geeting out of jail Sunday or Monday. Zac Efron went to a strip club in NYC and they spent $2,000 on strippers and vodka that night. He is getting some flack for going to a strip club because he is a “Disney” kid, but he’s old enough so we’re not sure what the big deal is. It has been announced that Troy Aikman will be on this season of Dancing with the Stars.

9:45 AM: JB has long said he is friends with Chuck Woolery, and Alex has never believed him, so today JB plays us a voicemail from chuck off his phone. Alex is still skeptical, so it sounds like we need Chuck to come visit the show to prove Alex wrong!

6:15 AM: Tonight at 10 pm on KEYE watch “The Nice Test” part 2. The Nice Test is a fun bit to see if Austinites are really as helpful and nice as everyone says they are. For this round of the test, Sandy donned a squirrel costume and stood outside of a broken down car to see if anyone would help him jump start it. Watch tonight to see if Austin helped a squirrel in need.  Alex claims when he was in 9^th grade that he could slam dunk a basketball.  We told him yesterday that there was NO way that he ever was able to do this. He went out yesterday afternoon and tried to do it, and Sara videotaped the whole thing. As we suspected, not only was Alex unable to dunk, but he was barely able to get close to the net. He said it was still fun to try it. Sandy claims when he was a kid he could ride a unicycle, and will attempt to do it again tonight. Tune in tomorrow at the same time to see if Sandy’s unicycle riding skills are still intact.

6:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. The new government ruling says that you can use any game or application on your iPhone. Previously Apple wasn’t allowing any iPhone user to put any non-Apple approved game or application on their phone. The new term is “jailbreaking”, and it means you can unlock your phone to put on any game or application or use any cell provider with the iPhone.  A man bought a bunch of photo negatives at a garage sale 10 years ago for $45, and if it turns out they are indeed negatives of Ansel Adams’ work they might be worth $200 million dollars. A beautician in Texas has been spying for Russia, and she’s been arrested. She lives in Plano, Texas and is a sexy 24 year old spy.

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Sally Struthers (62), Elizabeth Berkley (38), Lori Laughlin (46), and Jim Davis (65).  Men say “I Love You” more often than women do. Men are just as likely to know their wife or girlfriend’s clothing size as the women are to know the men’s size. 75% of men say they always enjoy sex with their wife or girlfriend, and only 45% of women say they always enjoy it.  

7:00 AM: Is there something weird that happens at your work, but you just have to accept it because it’s a part of the job?  Sandy met a woman who is a hairdresser and she says oftentimes when she gives male clients a scalp massage, they get erections. She just accepts it as a weird thing that comes along with the job. Cassiday works part time in a retail store and says people will leave the grossest things behind in the fitting room, and someone even left a dirty diaper once. Alex said when he worked at Home Depot a kid pooped in the paint aisle and he had to clean it up.

7:20 AM: Alex claims when he was in 9^th grade that he could slam dunk a basketball.  We told him yesterday that there was NO way that he ever was able to do this. He went out yesterday afternoon and tried to do it, and Sara videotaped the whole thing. As we suspected, not only was Alex unable to dunk, but he was barely able to get close to the net. He said it was still fun to try it. Sandy claims when he was a kid he could ride a unicycle, and will attempt to do it again tonight. Tune in tomorrow at the same time to see if Sandy’s unicycle riding skills are still intact.

7:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. Lindsay Lohan is probably going to get out of jail early, and might be out as early as this weekend. Beyonce is the best paid person under the age of 30, and made 87 million dollars in the past year, and #2 is Britney Spears who make 67 million dollars in the last year.  Gwyneth Paltrow is in a new movie with Tim McGraw called Country Song, and she’s singing country music in the film. They are releasing a single from the movie of them singing together and it’s actually pretty good!  There is a story out that Mel Gibson has planted the placenta of all of his children under the trees in his back yard.

7:45 AM: We asked you what party songs you want blown up, so you never have to hear them again. Here’s what topped the list;  Ice Ice Baby, Walk Like An Egyptian, Y.M.C.A., Wang Chung, Baby Got Back, Mambo #5, Celebration,  Jump Around, Hot Hot Hot, Groove Is In The Heart, Can’t Touch This, Supermodel, Vogue, Rico Suave, 99 Luftballoons, Dancing Queen, and Respect.

8:00 AM: The top searched things on Google yesterday were; Wyclef, Chevy Volt, and Formula One Racing. Sara hit the streets and asked people if they knew what these things were and why they were being searched.  About half of the people knew who Wyclef were, but none of them knew he was being googled because he’s planning to run for president of Haiti. The Chevy Volt is the new electric car by Chevy, and it was being googled because they announced yesterday what the price of it was. Nobody sara asked knew about it, but all agreed that it’d sell in Austin since we’re such a green city.  Headlines of the day. 1 in 4 married couples sleep in separate beds, according to a new study. Sandy doesn’t even sleep in the same room as his wife, and has “his room” with a poster of Farrah Fawcett on the back of the door. JB and his wife used to sleep in separate beds, but now are back to sleeping in the same bed.  4 Places in your home you always forget to clean; under the fridge, inside the microwave, under and behind books, the keyboard on your computer.  Sandy dares anyone to smell the inside of their microwave, claiming it’s one of the grossest smells of all time.

8:15 AM: “The House That Built Me”—was the house you grew up in cleaner or dirtier than the house you live in now?  Almost every single person we talked to says that the house they grew up in was definitely cleaner than the one they live in now. Most had stories of “clean freak” moms and their current excuse for their current house being dirty is their kids.

8:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. Continental Airlines will be testing out a self-boarding procedure where people can scan themselves onto a flight rather than being checked in by a ticketing agent.  Austin is considering extending the paid parking hours on metered parking. There was a car chase at 4:30 this morning on I-35 near Rundberg. The car was speeding and driving the wrong was on I-35. The car hit another car head on, but everyone involved is in ok condition. A man bought a bunch of photo negatives at a garage sale 10 years ago for $45, and if it turns out they are indeed negatives of Ansel Adams’ work they might be worth $200 million dollars.

8:45 AM: JB sent his wife an email saying “If you are horny at all today, I think I can fix that”, and she wrote back saying she finds the word horny disgusting. So Sandy tried the same email on his wife, and she wrote back saying she thinks only 8^th grad boys use the word horny, and that she should meet him by the slide at recess. Too funny!! Is anyone else going to send this same email to their wife today?  

9:15 AM:  William Fitzsimmons is a musician who JB loves and got to see at The Cactus Café last night. He is a very mellow singer/songwriter who has had his music featured on TV shows like Gray’s Anatomy and others. He was a therapist before being discovered, and is now touring the country in support of his music.

9:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. Chelsea Clinton’s wedding is this weekend in Rhinebeck, New York and they are rumored to be spending $15,000 on porcelain port-a-potties, $500,000 on flowers, and $200,000 on security. Wow!  Diana Ross’ niece is claiming that Michael Jackson is her biological father.  There is a story out that Mel Gibson has planted the placenta of all of his children under the trees in his back yard. 

9:45 AM: Michelle Valles and Jason Wheler from KEYE’s “Austin Live” come to visit us to talk about Sandy’s role in “The Nice Test” which is on KEYE tonight at 10 pm. Sandy rented a squirrel costume and stood in front of a broken down car to see if any Austinites would help a squirrel in need.  Make sure to tune in tonight at 10 pm on KEYE or TiVo it!

6:15 AM:  1 in 5 travelers unpack as soon as they get to their hotel room.  47% of people don’t know their spouses’ cell phone number because it’s saved in their phone.  Girl Scout cookies are made by the Keebler Company.  The U.S. has six times more billionaires than any other country (403 billionaires live in the U.S., and China is #2 with 68 billionaires).  90% of all teen pregnancies happen in 3^rd world countries. When two pieces of metal touch in space, they are permanently fused together.

6:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara.  More than 90,000 secret documents about the U.S.’ role in the Afghanistan war have leaked onto a British website.  A man killed himself with a homemade bomb in Austin Sunday night. He was attempting to throw a homemade bomb out of the window while driving and it detonated in the car and killed him.  A family was told their daughter died in a car wreck, and 6 days later found her alive in a hospital. Sergio Kindle has a fracture in his skull, and he was not allowed to fly back to Baltimore this weekend because of his injury.  

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday to day to Alex Rodriguez (35), Pete Yorn (36), Julian Mcmahon from Nip Tuck, and local boy Bill Engvall who hails from Georgetown, Texas.  Headlines of the day.  A 10 year old boy from Surprise, Arizona is making hand written greeting cards for every single one of the men and women serving in the U.S. Military overseas this summer.  That is 180,000 cards if you’re keeping count. Idiot criminal of the day is Dennis Hawkins, 48, who robbed a bank in a blond women’s wig, fake breasts, and clown pants.  He decided to run errands all morning long in the outfit before he robbed the bank, then he went to the bank to rob it. He got away but dye packs went off, he attempted to carjack a woman to get away, but he was caught by the police. Today Alex’s wife Andria is taking the bar exam.

7:00 AM:  Sandy heard a story about a woman who gained 90 pounds during pregnancy, and he thought that seemed like a lot of weight. It made him wonder out of all our listeners, what would be the largest weight gain during pregnancy that we could find? We got calls from women whose weight gain ranged from only 10 lbs, to 60 lbs, to a woman named Debbie who gained 124 pounds during her pregnancy! Wow, now that seems like a LOT to carry!  She said when she got pregnant she was 5’8 and 100 pounds, and gained 124 pounds. Her son is VERY tall and very skinny now as an adult, and so is his son.

7:20 AM:  Alex claims he could dunk a basketball when he was in 8^th grade, and we all think he’s full of it!  Sandy said the only kid who could dunk in his 8^th grade class was well over 6 feet tall, and they all thought he was a freak for being able to dunk. Alex sticks by his claim, but we all think there is no way he could do it.

7:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. The Jersey Shore starts this week on VH1, and there is a new cast member named Dina who is one of Snooki’s friends. Angelina Jolie is about to have an unauthorized biography written about her, and there are many claims in the book about her sexual past.  Kara Dioguardi is likely to leave American Idol, but not willingly. The old producer of the show is reported to be coming back and wants to only keep Randy on as a judge and get all new judges.

7:45 AM: Worst first dates you’ve ever had, and

8:00 AM: Headlines of the day. ESPN has made a list of health code violations by sporting stadium vendors. The violations include mouse droppings, toxic dishwashing chemicals stored above ice machine, and dairy products stored at 53 degrees.  A woman arrived home from work and two men barged into her home to rob her. When it appeared that they planned to rape her, she asked them to hand over her purse so she could get some money out to give them. They guys gave it to her not knowing she had a gun in there. She fired 5 shots, killing one of the men and injuring the other.

8:15 AM: Worst apologies of all time; 5) Chris Brown to Rhianna. 4) Bill Clinton’s apology for cheating 3) Kobe Bryant’s apology for cheating 2) Mel Gibson’s apology for the rant in the back of the cop car 1) Ashlee Simpson’s apology after the lip synching fiasco on SNL.

8:30 AM:  Four things you need to know with Sara. A man killed himself with a homemade bomb in south Austin Sunday night. He was attempting to throw a homemade bomb out of the window while driving and it detonated in the car and killed him. One of the girls who was in jail with Lindsay Lohan is selling her story to the press. She said Lindsay was crying the whole first day, and that Lindsay is getting special treatment in jail.  Wyclef Jean is considering running for president of Haiti, and if elected his term would be for 5 years. Formula One will be building their racetrack in Elroy, Texas which is just 11 miles southeast of ABIA.

8:50 AM: Sandy—Robert Downey Junior.  JB—John Hamm (plays Don Draper on Mad Men). Sara—Meryl Streep.  Cassiday Proctor—Tom Hanks.  Alex stayed true to himself and our expectations of him, he picked Zac Efron.

9:15 AM: JB reads letters from camp. His daughter Raleigh has been at camp for over 2 weeks now, and they’ve only gotten 5 letters from her.  The letters are hilarious because they span a wide range of emotions. One day she loves camp and says how great it is, and the next day she says how much she hates it and how often she is crying. JB says they pick her up on Saturday and are so excited to see her again.

9:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. They are making a movie based on the boad game Battleship and Rhianna is going to be starring in it. Heidi Montag is leaving reality TV (according to a recent report) to focus on her singing career. Lady Gaga played at the Round Up Saloon this week in Dallas. It’s a small bar that she played at before she was famous, and she wanted to go back to play there.  The producers of American Idol are reportedly going to fire Kara Dioguardi and Ellen DeGeneres as judges, and the two people topping the list of desired judges are Justin Timberlake and Elton John.

6:15 AM: Last week Sandy and Sara did “The Nice Test” on KEYE TV for their evening news, and one of the tests was to see if people would help Sara when she had toilet paper sticking out of her skirt. The funny thing is Taylor Kitsch (the actor who plays Tim Riggins on Friday Night Lights) walked right by Sara and laughed to himself, but kept going. Sara always wanted to meet Taylor but never imagined it would be when she had toilet paper hanging out of her skirt.

6:30 AM:  Four things you need to know with Sara. The head of BP is going to be replaced, but he is walking away with 18 million dollars. Formula One racing is coming to Austin, TX, and we will likely find out next week where the official location of the Austin track will be.  Sara has heard rumors that the track will be built in Manor near Bird’s Nest Airport. Inception is #1 at the movie box office this week, and Salt is #2.

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Tamayra Gray from American Idol, Kate Beckinsale, Jeremy Piven, Sandra Bullock, Mick Jagger, and Joe Jackson.  Headlines of the day; a man robbed a bank recently in Long Island dressed as Darth Vader. A judge in Florida has made it illegal for two neighbors to hate each other. They have been feuding for 9 years, and in court the judge ruled that Tony and Jose need to have 6 pot luck dinners in hopes to get them to overcome their differences and get along. JB’s daughter is going to be at camp for one more week, and he and his wife are missing her like crazy. They are sad because she isn’t writing them very many letters, and when she does they are very short.  Sara thinks this is a good sign, because it likely means that Raleigh is having so much fun that she’s forgetting to make time to write letters.

7:00 AM:  Tiffany is a listener who calls us often and always sounds like she’s been sipping on some of Granpa’s cough medicine. Her most recent call was very amusing and included Tiffany explaining what it was like being a pizza delivery driver for Gatti’s and Papa John’s.

7:15 AM: In honor of Jeremy Piven’s birthday we play the prank call we made using a Jeremy Piven soundboard. “Jeremy” calls a mobile DJ service and talks to Dj M80.

7:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. A 5^th Die Hard movie will be coming out soon according to Brue Willis. Levi Johnston is trying to become an actor, and he is going to be in an upcoming music video for an unknown artist. He sure is living the dream! Kings of Leon cancelled a show in St. Louis after 3 songs because they got pooped on by pigeons. Hulk Hogan is engaged to his girlfriend who looks exactly like his daughter Brooke. His ex wife Linda Hogan is engaged to her 21 year old boyfriend, who was a classmate of her son Nick in school.

7:45 AM: We tell you what we did on our vacation in 60 seconds. Sara’s vacation included Sara Jessica Parker, Justin Bartha, a boy from Staten Island, and NYC. Alex’s vacation included going out every night, his new scooter, and a fight with his wife.  Sandy’s vacation included a lot of pool time with his daughter and a fishing trip to Port Aransas.  JB’s vacation included the first vacation alone with his wife in 9 years (Marfa, TX),  getting pulled over by a state trooper going 90 mph in West TX and getting let go with a warning, and experiencing “the Marfa Lights”.

8:00 AM:  Headlines of the day.  President Obama says pretty soon his daughters will be looking for babysitting jobs. His oldest daughter is 12, and he says he’s been teaching them about financial responsibility and they need to earn some money for their savings account.  A new survey finds 50% of people use Facebook while at work. 5% of people play Mafia Wars on Facebook for almost an hour a day during work.

8:15 AM: Google trends a list every day of the top things searched for my internet users. This weekend the top 3 were Radio Shack, Comic Con, and Kings of Leon.  Sara hit the streets to see if people knew why these topics were being searched and recorded their responses.

8:25 AM: Alex’s wife is taking the bar exam tomorrow and he said it’s been tough at home. She’s been studying her ass off at home, and Alex has been going out drinking every night. He thinks he’s been doing the right thing by being out of the house, so he’s not bothering her while she’s studying.  Sara and Sandy remind him that he wasn’t just going out a little bit, but that he was rocking out hardcore with his partying. He agrees, and thinks his wife is mad because she’s not able to go out and have fun too.

8:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. The Chief Excutive of BP is going to be let go this week. He recently made a comment saying “I want me life back”, and people weren’t too happy about that. Formula One racing is coming to Austin, TX, and we will likely find out next week where the official location of the Austin track will be.  Sara has heard rumors that the track will be built in Manor near Bird’s Nest Airport. Chelsea Clinton is getting married this weekend in Rhinebeck New York, and her wedding will cost about 2 million dollars. The laziest state in the U.S. is Louisiana, according to a recent study.

8:45 AM: JB has been getting a lot of flack lately for saying that he wants to take his daughter to the upcoming UFC fight at the Frank Erwin Center.  We think he’s cool for doing it, and he says it’s his way of taking her to something she’d really enjoy. She’s not the kind of kid who’d like to go to a concert or anything “girly”, so it’d be perfect for her.

9:15 AM:  If we were stuck alone on a deserted island for 10 years what items would we want with us? What movie, food, drink, and what person would we like to visit us one time? Sara’s movie is Return to Me, drink is Cherry Limeade, and would want her friend Alexis to visit. Sandy’s movie is Team America, food is cucumbers, drink is beer, and he’d want Roger Staubach to visit. JB would bring a comedy movie, food is a burger, drink is beer, and he’d want Will Ferrell to visit him. Cassiday’s movie would be American Beauty, drink peach iced tea, food bacon, and would want Bear Grylls to visit her and teach her survival skills. Alex would take Top Gun, would want cucumbers to eat, vodka to drink, and would want his buddy C-Lo to visit him.

9:30 AM:  President Obama is going to be a guest on The View this week.  A 5^th Die Hard movie will be coming out soon according to Brue Willis. Levi Johnston is trying to become an actor, and he is going to be in an upcoming music video for an unknown artist. He sure is living the dream! Kings of Leon cancelled a show in St. Louis after 3 songs because they got pooped on by pigeons. Hulk Hogan is engaged to his girlfriend who looks exactly like his daughter Brooke. His ex wife Linda Hogan is engaged to her 21 year old boyfriend, who was a classmate of her son Nick in school.

9:45 AM:  Sara is in the top 100 finalists for co-hosting The Regis and Kelly Show for a day, ad we need your help to get her to the next round. You have to “like” Regis and Kelly’s page on Facebook and then make a comment about Sara under the post about the women of radio contest.

6:15 AM: Unknown poll for married men (or men in a committed relationship). Would you rather have a night alone or a night of wild sex with your lady? We asked women this about their men awhile back, and most of the women chose the night alone. This shows you just how different men and women are. Nationally, only 13% of men would choose the night alone, and when we polled our male listeners 0% of them would choose the night alone!

6:30 AM:  Four things you need to know with Sara.  UT has decided to change the name of Simpkins Hall, because it was named after a former UT law professor who also was a member of the KKK.  The name will change to Creekside Residence Hall.  Playboy magazine bar has named 2 bars in Austin on their list of Greatest Bars in America, and The Continental Club and The Mean Eyed Cat made the list. Pink fell during her trapeze act at a recent concert in Germany, and was rushed to the hospital. She is going to be ok, and is lucky to not have broken any bones in the fall.  An elderly woman has logged 562,000 on her car, it’s a 1964 Comet Caliente, and she said that over the years she has spent about $50,000 on car maintenance.

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Corey Feldman, Will Ferrell (43), Ed Kowalcyk (39), Phoebe Cates (47), and Stewart Copeland.  Headlines of the day; a NJ man was arrested for shoplifting, and to post bail, he paid with poorly counterfeited money.  A woman in Melbourne Australia is still feeding her child, who is 6 years old. The Australian courts have sent a court order telling her to stop because the child is too old to be breast feeding.

7:05 AM: Cecily Knobler reviews the recent movie releases for us every Friday. The Sorcerers Apprentice is out this week, and she says it’s “wired and insane”, she also thinks it’s good for kids age 8-12. Grade: C-.   Inception is also out this week, which stars Leonardo DiCaprio. Cecily says the movie is totally confusing, and she has no idea what was going on the entire time. She says it looks amazing, and visually was great, but was so confused, that she needs to see it again. Grade: question mark.

7:10 AM:  The week in review features the highlights of the week, which included; Double Rainbow guy, Ty Graham winning the national Sing Like John Mayer Contest, Mel Gibson audio giving us a lot to work with, Mike Lohan showing his true colors to “Ralphie the Intern”, and Raleigh’s letter from camp to JB.

7:20 AM: We made a new soundboard prank call with the audio of Mel Gibson going crazy. This time, we called a car dealership.

7:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara.  An 18^th century ship was found this week in the ground at Ground Zero, the area where the World Trade Center used to be. The clean up crews initially thought it was an old bridge that they were unearthing, and then eventually realized it was a ship. Erin Andrews is suing the hotel where she was filmed naked by a peeping tom. She was videotaped by him through her peephole, and is suing them because she told the man what room she was staying in and then allowed him to book the room next to his. The women who were trying to get money out of John Stamos were found guilty of extortion. Baskin Robbins is retiring 5 of the 31 flavors; Caramel Praline Cheesecake, Campfire S’mores, Apple Pie a La Mode, Superfudge Truffle and French Vanilla.

7:50 AM:  Sara hit the streets yesterday to see if people knew why certain topics were trending on Google. Trending topics were; Utah Jazz, George Steinbrenner, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the Old Spice Commercials, and Mel Gibson. It’s pretty hilarious because Sara only talked to women (she was at the mall in the middle of the day) and while none of them knew about the Utah Jazz, and only some of them knew who George Steinbrenner was, every single one of them knew about The Real Housewives of New Jersey and The Old Spice guy. 

8:10 AM: The week in review features the highlights of the week, which included; Double Rainbow guy, Ty Graham winning the national Sing Like John Mayer Contest, Mel Gibson audio giving us a lot to work with, Mike Lohan showing his true colors to “Ralphie the Intern”, and Raleigh’s letter from camp to JB.

8:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. : BP says they have capped the oil leak in the gulf, and that no oil is leaking out of it. They still have to test to see if it’s leaking out from any other place and if the cap will work. Mel Gibson’s ex-wife and mother of his 7 children has spoken out in defense of him and his character. She says that he was never abusive towards her, and that he was a wonderful husband and father during and after the end of their marriage. Pink fell during her trapeze act at a recent concert in Germany, and was rushed to the hospital. She is going to be ok, and is lucky to not have broken any bones in the fall. Lindsay Lohan moved into a sober living facility yesterday, which is her 4^th time in rehab.

8:50 AM: Cecily Knobler reviews the recent movie releases for us every Friday. The Sorcerers Apprentice is out this week, and she says it’s “wired and insane”, she also thinks it’s good for kids age 8-12. Grade: C-.   Inception is also out this week, which stars Leonardo DiCaprio. Cecily says the movie is totally confusing, and she has no idea what was going on the entire time. She says it looks amazing, and visually was great, but was so confused, that she needs to see it again. Grade: question mark.

9:10 AM: The week in review features the highlights of the week, which included; Double Rainbow guy, Ty Graham winning the national Sing Like John Mayer Contest, Mel Gibson audio giving us a lot to work with, Mike Lohan showing his true colors to “Ralphie the Intern”, and Raleigh’s letter from camp to JB.

9:20 AM: JB and Sandy made a trade yesterday that made them both very happy. JB gave Sandy a bike and Sandy gave JB and wake surfboard.

9:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara.  An 18^th century ship was found this week in the ground at Ground Zero, the area where the World Trade Center used to be. The clean up crews initially thought it was an old bridge that they were unearthing, and then eventually realized it was a ship. Erin Andrews is suing the hotel where she was filmed naked by a peeping tom. She was videotaped by him through her peephole, and is suing them because she told the man what room she was staying in and then allowed him to book the room next to his. The Old Spice Guy is answering your questions on Twitter and Facebook all week long, and one guy even proposed to his girlfriend via the Old Spice guy.

6:15 AM:  Sara hit the streets yesterday to see if people knew why certain topics were trending on Google. Trending topics were; Utah Jazz, George Steinbrenner, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the Old Spice Commercials, and Mel Gibson. It’s pretty hilarious because Sara only talked to women (she was at the mall in the middle of the day) and while none of them knew about the Utah Jazz, and only some of them knew who George Steinbrenner was, every single one of them knew about The Real Housewives of New Jersey and The Old Spice guy. 

6:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. Apple is holding a press conference tomorrow to discuss the design problems with the new iPhones that are causing them to lose service.  On Monday night a panhandler slit the throat and arm of a couple who turned her down when she asked for money with a three inch long blade.  The last store in Austin to sell puppies and kittens is closing. The South Austin Petland is closing on July 18^th, and 20 people will lose their jobs as a result. 

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Brian Austin Green (37), Eddie Griffin, Terry O’Quinn, and Forrest Whitaker (49). Forrest Whitaker has directed and acted in a ton of films, but Sandy will always remember him as the football player in Fast Times at Ridgemont High! Headlines of the day; the average woman changes her hairstyle 100 times in a lifetime.  A study may have answered the age old question of what came first the chicken or the egg. The study found that the chicken came first because there is a protein required to create an egg that only can be found inside a chicken’s body.

7:00 AM: Anyone listening who….is getting or giving the cold shoulder, is waiting to be asked on a 2^nd date, or is making a big purchase soon?  We got a call from a woman who was going to be paying for her entire August wedding this weekend, a woman who was going to buy her husband 6 months of piano lessons, and Alex said he’s getting the cold shoulder from his wife because he’s been out partying every night and leaving their apartment a mess.

7:15 AM: We’ve remixed the Mel Gibson audio with Poison’s “Talk Dirty To Me”.

7:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara.  Rumors have come out that Mel Gibson pulled a gun on his girlfriend Oksana during one of their fights. It apparently happened on January 5^th, and she says he punched her and then pulled a gun on her. The Jersey Shore starts back up on MTV this month, and Snookie has been offered her own daytime TV talk show.  Piers Morgan is most likely to replace Larry King, and he is in the middle of working out salary.

7:45 AM: We can’t believe how Mel Gibson talked to his girlfriend Oksana about the way she dresses, and wondered if other women out there have had their men comment on what they wear in a similar way. Alex said he’s not proud of it, but one time when his wife was showing a lot of cleavage, he said “are you really going to wear that?” to her. He said he totally regrets it and will never make a comment like that again. We didn’t get any calls from women in Austin who’d had similar experiences, but we got a call from a woman whose husband likes to buy her skimpier clothing than she’d normally buy.

8:10 AM:  The top ten list of annoying things you have to deal with on a daily basis; spam email, waiting for a repairman, discourteous cell phone users, unreliable internet service, dog poop, bills that are hard to understand, people who use their cell phones while driving, people who tailgate you, getting a recording when you call customer service, dealing with hidden fees.

8:20 AM:  How do you like me now?  Is there someone who you want to say that to? Someone who said you’d nebver amount to anything and now you’re a success? Or how about someone who dumped you and now you are with someone hotter than them?  Sandy’s ex from college broke up with him because her dad said he’d never amount to anything. He said she recently contacted him on Facebook and saw the kind of guy she married, and wanted to say to her “how do you like me now?”.

8:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. Apple is holding a press conference tomorrow to discuss the design problems with the new iPhones that are causing them to lose service.  There is a rumor they might issue a massive recall, but the other rumor is that they might just offer a free accessory to people to help their phone work better. On Monday night a panhandler slit the throat and arm of a couple who turned her down when she asked for money with a three inch long blade.  Meridith Viera caught Al Roker looking at her breasts on air and said “they’re real and they’re spectacular” to him.

8:45 AM: We play the soundboard prank calls of Ari Gold from Entourage calling a mobile DJ Service and of crazy Mel Gibson calling a dating service.  There is nothing like Mel calling a dating service and telling them “I need a woman!” Hilarious stuff!

9:00 AM: JB and Erin got their first letter from Raleigh yesterday. Raleigh is at camp for 3 weeks, and they have been waiting since this weekend for a letter. They were so excited when it came, and thought they would be getting a 2 page long letter from her. They were surprised when they opened it up and it was just a few sentences long.

9:15 AM: JB said he can tell Alex is in his 30’s now because he’s started impulsively purchasing mechanical things he doesn’t need. JB says as soon as men turn 30, that’s what they start doing. Alex definitely doesn’t need it, considering he’s had is for almost a week now and still hasn’t driven it. He hasn’t even put gas in the tank yet!

9:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara.  Rumors have come out that Mel Gibson pulled a gun on his girlfriend Oksana during one of their fights. It apparently happened on January 5^th, and she says he punched her and then pulled a gun on her.  The Jersey Shore starts back up on MTV this month, and Snookie has been offered her own daytime TV talk show.  Piers Morgan is most likely to replace Larry King, and he is in the middle of working out salary. Carrie Underwood got married over the weekend, and her first dance was a song by Brandon Heath. You can hear the song on Nikki Nite’s blog at www.mix947.com.

9:45 AM: Be sure to check out all of our blogs at www.mix947.com for funny and cool content! You can find audio from our prank calls and song parodies on Sandy’s blog, for those who have been wondering.  You have one day left to nominate Sara for The Regis and Kelly show, so go to her blog to check that out.  Cassiday posted a short film she is in that just got nominated for the Funniest Director in Austin contest.  Alex’s blog has a video of him wake surfing and JB’s blog has a hilarious video of a prank at a drive through fast food restaurant.

6:15 AM:  Fact or bull fact. The only letter not used in all the names of the states in the U.S. is “Q”. Early versions of ketchup were made out of mushroom and nuts, not tomatoes. Women are most likely to hit on a man walking a dog if he’s walking a golden retriever. The majority of caffeine in soda comes from the waste left over from making decaf coffee.

6:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. The ACL Grid is out, which is the set schedule for the festival that says what bands are playing at what time, on what stage. Friday looks like the day with the toughest decisions. There was a double shooting in Austin that was the result of a fight over a woman.  Jesse James is in a custody battle for one of his kids with his ex wife (the stripper), because the mom doesn’t want Jesse to be able to take their child to Texas when he moves here. A mother in NY has set up a “date my single kid” website.

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Jackie Earle Haley (49), Taboo from the Black Eyed Peas (aka Jaime Gomez), and Matthew Fox (44).  A man has started a website where you can rent a friend. www.rentafriend.com is a site where you can rent a friend to hang out with you, and it costs $70 a year to be on the website. You have to pay for all of their meals when hanging out with your rented friend. MORE Mel Gibson audio has leaked, and in this clip he is using a derogatory term for Hispanic people.

7:05 AM: We play the parody of what Mel Gibson’s movie “What Women Want” would be like if they made it today with “Crazy Mel”.

7:10 AM: We had the opportunity to have Michael Lohan on the show yesterday, and Sandy went to Facebook to see how our listeners felt about him. Turns out, every single one of you guys hates him. So, we had him on the show and Sandy pretended to be “Ralphie the Intern” and said he would be interviewing Mr. Lohan.   As soon as he found out that he wasn’t on the air with Ralphie, he hung up, which just proves to us that Mr. Lohan is indeed a jerk.

7:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem were married in a small wedding ceremony earlier this month. John Stamos was in court yesterday trying to fight allegations that he had sex with a 17 year old girl. He met her at Pleasure Island in Orland, Florida and went back to his hotel room. She claims they had sex, did cocaine, and were hanging out with strippers. She apparently attempted to extort him for money, saying she had incriminating photos of him and also was pregnant with his love child. Enrique Iglesias made a bet that if Spain won the World Cup, he’d ski naked, and he plans to uphold his bet. Bristol Palin has gotten engaged to her baby-daddy Levi Johnston. Bristol didn’t tell her mom, but took it to the press to announce the engagement. They plan to wed in 6 weeks.

7:45 AM: We talk to Steph, a listener who emailed us after she heard us talking about complicated lives yesterday.  Steph says she has the worst dating resume ever.  She has 3 kids with 3 different guys, has been engaged once and married once, and has never been with a guy for more than 2 years.  She knows she looks really bad “on paper”, but she really is a pretty cool chick with a lot going on for her.  She got her master’s degree, has a great job, and supports her kids.

8:00 AM: Funnyordie.com did a hilarious prank with Jewel. They put her in a disguise and sent her to a karaoke bar looking like a homely businesswoman named Karen, and she got up and sang her own songs. The audience was stunned, and couldn’t believe how much she sounded like Jewel.  Headlines: perfectionists are 51% more likely to die an early death than slackers are. The stress and anxiety that comes with perfectionism shrinks your life expectancy.  

8:15 AM: “Holla at yo peeps” Sandy hollas at The Catholic, asking them to practice some compassion after mass and be nice to each other in the parking lot. JB hollas at the cyclists, asking them to stop wearing their cycling gear into restaurants after they ride. Alex hollas at his Hispanic people, asking them to stop piercing the ears of their little girls when they are infants.

8:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. Airlines will make 8 billion dollars this year on all of the extra fees they tack on to flying. MTV is bringing back Beavis and Butthead. .  The Hills series finale was on TV last night, and the end of the show was pretty cool. It showed Kristen driving off into the sunset, and then it panned out and showed that she was on a movie set with Brody. Was the show real or was the show fake? They talked about it on the reunion show after the finale wrapped up, and Kristen and Brody admitted that their entire relationship was faked for the show.  The lesbian gangs in the jail that Lindsay Lohan is going to has said that they “want a piece of Lindsay” when she gets in there.

8:45 AM: Who is listening to this show and is a new listener? By new, we mean you haven’t even been listening for a month yet….we got some great calls, including one from a girl who recently moves from Indiana to Austin for a guy, and got two calls from people who don’t live in Austin but listen to us if they’re in town on business. We love it!

9:10 AM: JB thinks that in honor of the Tour De France we all should take turns falling on bikes to really get the feel for what it’s like to be a racer. Alex was the only one willing to do it, and the girls definitely can’t be convinced, so maybe that idea has been squashed….

9:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. The Hills series finale was on TV last night, and the end of the show was pretty cool. It showed Kristen driving off into the sunset, and then it panned out and showed that she was on a movie set with Brody. Was the show real or was the show fake? They talked about it on the reunion show after the finale wrapped up, and Kristen and Brody admitted that their entire relationship was faked for the show.  There is no word yet if the other relationships between the other characters were real or fake.

9:45 AM: JB and his wife Erin are empty nesters for the next 2 and a half weeks while their daughter is at camp.  They went on a date last night and were loving it, and forgot what it’s like to be able to go out and not have to pay a babysitter. They haven’t heard from Raleigh yet, but know it must mean she’s having a great time.

6:15 AM: Sandy found a list of fun things to do with your wife or girlfriend; go shopping and the men picks out all the clothes, train for a race together, crashing a luxury pool together, pay a street musician to follow you around on your date (we don’t like this idea so much), cooking class or cook dinner together, challenge each other to a game of strip playstation, a one hour make out session with nothing below the belt.

6:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. John Stamos is in court this week because two girls were attempting to extort him for money years ago, and in the opening arguments one of the lawyers said John slept with one of the girls when she was only 17 years old.  The APD is going to be the first PD in Texas testing out a new camera technology. They will test 9 head mounted cameras for police working night time shifts, and they will have to push a button on their belt to turn on the cameras.  Nordstrom Rack is opening a store in the Sunset Valley Village. New studies have said that there are rising numbers of food poisoning cases in restaurants’ salsa and guacamole supplies because they sit out on the table for long periods of time.

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Cheech Marin (64), Cameron Crowe (53), Harrison Ford (68), and Patrick Stewart (70).  We play more of the Mel Gibson audio that has leaked today. In the latest audio clips, he threatens to kill her, says he is capable of it, and admits to hitting her.  JB and his wife are feeling like empty nesters because their 8 year old daughter is at camp for three weeks. They are enjoying the time together and having fun doing activities they normally don’t have time for, but they know they are going to be missing Raleigh a lot in a couple of days.

7:05 AM: There is a new thing being called “The Twilight Effect”, and it’s when women in their 30’s and 40’s are attracted to and obsessed with guys like Taylor Lautner, Rob Pattinson, Justin Bieber, and Zac Efron.  We got a call from Kristina, a mom whose son did extra work on the film “Shark Boy and Lava Girl” which was filmed in Austin. She got to know Taylor Lautner and his family, and can’t believe that women her own age would be attracted to Taylor, because he is just a boy!

7:15 AM: We know it’s wrong, but we couldn’t resist using the audio from Mel Gibson to make a prank phone call. We made a Mel sound board, and called a dating service. The call turned out great, and the woman hung up on “Mel” twice…..probably all of the heavy breathing didn’t help!

7:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. It is rumored that Joaquin Phoenix will replace Ed Norton as the Hulk in the new Avengers movie. Angeline Jolie got a new tattoo on her inner thigh that she says is a private tattoo for her and Brad Pitt, but she isn’t divulging what it says. Roman Polansky has been set free by Swiss authorities.  Yankees owner George Steinbrenner has been hospitalized and in said to be in critical condition due to a massive heart attack.

7:45 AM: Why is your life complicated right now? Sandy’s wife really wants a dog right now, but he knows it would complicate his life too much. Thinking about the complicated life made Sandy wonder how many people out there feel like their life is more complicated than the average Joe? We heard from Melissa who is dealing with her man’s TWO ex-wives. We also talked to Scott who has three kids who are all wild, multiple pets; he has been deployed 3 times, and lives 45 minutes away from Ft. Hood to get to work.  

8:15 AM:  Alex is a bad ass now. He got a 49cc Ruckus, which is not bad ass at all according to Sandy. Alex bought a scooter, and he and JB went out to Decker Lake yesterday and cruised around on it. Sara likes to go wakeboarding on Decker Lake, and the guys were totally weirded out once they saw it. They said it’s tiny and right by a power plant, and thinks it’s probably not safe to get in the water there. Sara says she totally loves it and we about died laughing when a listener called in and said she got in the water at Decker Lake and ended up with a virus.

8:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. Yankees owner George Steinbrenner has suffered a massive heart attack and he is in critical condition at the hospital. The APD is going to be the first PD in Texas testing out a new camera technology. They will test 9 head mounted cameras for police working night time shifts, and they will have to push a button on their belt to turn on the cameras.  John Stamos is in court this week because two girls were attempting to extort him for money years ago, and in the opening arguments one of the lawyers said John slept with one of the girls when she was only 17 years old.  Nordstrom Rack is opening a store in the Sunset Valley Village.

8:45 AM: We’ve been playing different variations of the “double rainbow guy” since Friday. The latest one features Kermit the Frog singing his song about rainbows with some help from the double rainbow guy. We’re wondering when the Ronnie James Dio version is going to come out?

9:00 AM: Breaking news this morning—Yankees owner George Steinbrenner passed away this morning of a massive heart attack in a Florida hospital. He was 80 years old.  We play an audio clip that shows the similarities between Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok” and Katy Perry’s “California Gurls”….could they be the same song?

9:15 AM: Tomorrow we have something pretty funny to play for you. We had the opportunity to have Michael Lohan on the show today, and Sandy went to Facebook to see how our listeners felt about him. Turns out, every single one of you guys hates him. So, we had him on the show and Sandy pretended to be “Ralphie the Intern” and said he would be interviewing Mr. Lohan. How do you think it went? Tune in at 7:10 and 9:10 am on tomorrow’s show and find out!

6:15 AM: Unknown Poll.  Women, if you’re going to gossip, do you prefer to gossip about other women or about men? Nationally, a poll came out saying 90% of women prefer to gossip about women.  We tested Austin women, and the results were about the same. The guys were happy to hear this, because they know that women don’t really care what they’re up to because they’d rather gossip about women.

6:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. 35,000-45,000 people showed up to Aquapalooza on Lake Travis this weekend, and 47 people were arrested during the event. Brad Paisley played the concert on the water, and according to what Sandy heard it was a very well organized and fun event.  Martin Lawrence, John Krazinski, and Carrie Underwood all were married over the weekend (not to each other, of course).  Jon Bon Jovi suffered a serious leg injury during a concert over the weekend, and continued to perform through the pain.  Despicable Me was the top movie over the weekend, and Eclipse was #2.

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Michelle Rodriguez (32), Topher Grace (32), Kristy Yamaguchi (39), Cheryl Ladd (39), and Richard Simmons (62). JB and Sandy say that Richard Simmons is the best radio guest they’ve ever had, and many other friends in radio agree.  A 47 year old guy in Las Cruces, NM was found walking naked on the side of the road by the police with some pretty severe burns. These resulted from him losing a drinking bet, and being set on fire by his friends (which was what they had agreed upon as the punishment for the loser of the game). The guy had a prosthetic leg, and it went up in flames immediately, giving him severe burns on his butt and back. He was airlifted to San Antonio immediately for burn treatment.  A prisoner in El Paso, TX escaped from prison through a garbage disposal system and into a dumpster. He was in the dumpster when the trash truck compacted the trash, smashing and killing him. JB’s daughter Raleigh left for a 3 week long sleep away camp yesterday. He said she acted totally cool and said goodbye to them without much of a fuss. They went back on the bus to say goodbye one last time and she was trying to hide the fact that she was crying from them.

7:00 AM: Audio has leaked of a phone conversation between Mel Gibson and his girlfriend Oksana, and it’s so graphic and derogatory that we had to do a lot of bleeping out choice words. Mel is going on a tirade and calls Oksana a bitch, a whore, and even worse words than that. His agency has dropped him, and we think at this point it’s likely that his career is done.

7:15 AM: We were curious about Aquapalooza, so listener Mike called in to tell us how it went. He said it was incredibly well organized, and he had a great time.  The boats were all lined up and tied together to create rows, and at the end of the day the boats were let out by row, making for a well organized and easy day.

7:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. Jessica Simpson and her new boyfriend were in Italy over the weekend, and her dad had the paparazzi following them around.  Jesse James bought a 2 million dollar home in Austin and will move here at the end of the month.  Edward Norton was not invited back to play the Hulk in The Avengers.  Lindsay Lohan will be going to jail soon, and they are saying she can expect to be living in a 12 x 8 cell for 22 hours a day. 

7:45 AM: JB and Sandy got an email from a woman who is getting married and wants to know if she is obligated to invite her boss to her wedding. We came up with mixed advice for her, but one woman said she is in the same boat and decided to move her wedding to El Paso so she wouldn’t have to feel obligated to invite her co-workers and boss to her wedding. We say, it’s your wedding, do what you want, but it might be worth inviting him just to avoid future conflict at work.

8:05 AM: Double rainbow guy is now a web sensation after we played his videos on our show Friday. You have to go see the videos at JB’s blog at www.mix947.com if you haven’t seen them yet!

8:30 AM: Four things you need to know with Sara. The Tour de France is still going on. Lance Armstrong is now ranked 39^th, and this means that his chance to win is over, but he will finish the race anyways.  The barefoot bandit has been caught. 19 year old Colton Moore has been caught after years of stealing boats, planes, and cars. He was caught in the Bahamas after trying to steal a boat.

8:50 AM: We talk to Charlie Tames, the owner of Jaime’s Spanish Village.  The Austin institution is closing its doors after 79 years. They are open until July 30^th, and they are having a benefit for the employees, because 12-15 of them will be losing their jobs. 100% of the proceeds will be going to employees because Charlie believes that they need the support because they are about to lost their jobs. He says people are even trying to buy the tables, furniture, and the equipment out of the place, and he’s willing to sell it.

9:00 AM: The winner of the Sing Like John Mayer contest is Austin’s own TY GRAHAM! He was the winner on Mix 94.7, and then we just found out this morning he won the entire National contest. He will get a trip to LA to meet John Mayer, and he will also get front row tickets, a backstage dressing room, and a meeting with a representative from Columbia Records.  We are so excited for him and are proud that the winner is from Austin.

9:20 AM: Sara and Cassiday went to see The Drowsy Chaperone on Friday night at The Zach Scott Theatre. They loved it and were so impressed with the production. It’s a show that was recently on Broadway, and the cast is all from Texas. The show runs until the end of August, so there are plenty of opportunities to go see this great local show!

9:50 AM: Audio has leaked of a phone conversation between Mel Gibson and his girlfriend Oksana, and it’s so graphic and derogatory that we had to do a lot of bleeping out choice words. Mel is going on a tirade and calls Oksana a bitch, a whore, and even worse words than that. His agency has dropped him, and we think at this point it’s likely that his career is done.