6:00 AM: Dove season starts today and Sandy can thank JB’s sister for reminding him. JB moves into his new home today, and he has been staying at a hotel for the past few nights. He loves the route he takes from the hotel to work because he gets to stop at a convenience store. It makes him feel like a working man and he likes the feeling of interacting with someone besides us before he gets to work.  Alex’s wife Andria starts her new job today, so they are now a double income home. Sara is going to be on improv overload for the rest of the week as the Out of Bounds Comedy Festival started last night. Cassiday’s boyfriend did something funny yesterday and when she got home he told her what he thought she should wear on Saturday when they go watch the UT game. He’s never done that before so it caught her off guard, but she thought it was hilarious and pretty cute of him.  President Obama addressed the Nation last night about the states of the war in Iraq and the U.S. Troops place there for now and what we can expect moving forward.

6:20 AM:  Sara wants the world to know about the new fashion trend—jeggings. They are stretchy jeans that fit like leggings and they appear to be the new trend in fashion for fall. Cassiday got some last week and showed them off on KEYE, and Sara is now realizing they are in every store in the mall. The guys think they’re weird looking and only skinny women could probably pull them off.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. All new school buses that are produced from now will have to have seatbelts. Bethenny Frankel is leaving The Real Housewives of New York and will not be on the next season.

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Padma Laskhmi, Gloria Estefan, Billy Blanks, and Dr. Phil.  Headlines of the day. A man in Irvine California was golfing and he was off the fairway trying to hit his gold ball back onto the course. He was in a dry area and his golf club hit a rock, sparking, and causing a huge wildfire.  Milk is safe for a week after the sell by date; mayo is good for 3-4 months after you open it. Eggs last 3-5 weeks after the sell by date.

7:05 AM: Carrie Underwood and her husband who is a hockey player in Ottawa are having a bit of a dilemma. She lives in Nashville Tennessee and he lives in Ottawa.  We know this seems like an unconventional marriage, but more and more people are living lives that seem less than traditional these days. Tennis player Andy Roddick lives in Austin and his supermodel wife Brooklyn Decker lives in NYC. We got some great calls from listeners who are in similar situations. One guy is engaged to a woman who lives in Mexico. He’s known her for 13 years and they’ve never lived together. When they get married, she’ll move to Austin so they don’t have to do the long distance relationship anymore.

7:20 AM: Coach Brown calls in to us in the fall to talk about football season and other topics. We have our first UT Football game of the season this Saturday against Rice, so we expected him to call in and talk about the game today. He says he is tired of talking sports and today wanted to talk about another passion that he has.  He loves Dancing with the Stars, and wanted to talk about it with us. He thinks Jennifer Gray will win the season, but also likes David Hasselhoff in the competition. He thinks Brandy will come in 2^nd to Jennifer Gray at the end of the season. He is worried that if Bristol Palin can get pregnant in Alaska, something crazy is going to happen to her in LA.  Coach also likes Audrina Patridge, but only because “she makes his track suit move around a little” (if you know what we mean).

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There will be a new “Real Housewives” series set in Beverly Hills and Kelsey Grammar’s ex wife will be on the show. A Texas family will be on a new reality TV show about their lives with quintuplet babies. Apple is making some big announcements today and rumors are saying there might be a new white 4g iPhone or a new nano with a touchscreen. Michael Douglas was on Letterman last night talking about his battle with throat cancer. He says has chance for recovery is around 80% at this point.

7:45 AM: We heard something about speeding tickets that we wanted to see if it was true or not. Someone told us that if you mail a check for a few dollars over the amount you ow for your ticket, that they will have to mail the check back to you because they can’t process it. Then, you’re supposed to file the check away and don’t do anything with it. They say since it never gets processed that you won’t have to pay for the ticket and it won’t be on your record. Is this just an urban legend?  A woman called in and said her daughter tried it and it does NOT work. Too bad!

8:05 AM: 70% of Americans will try to diagnose themselves via the internet, thus causing them to think they’re a lot sicker than they really are. For example, Web M.D. could make someone think they were having a heart attack when they really are experiencing indigestion. The new trend for older ladies is the “grandkini”, which is where women over the age of 50 are choosing to wear a bikini instead of a one piece.

8:15 AM: Sandy wondered if women know they’re being checked out when men look at them.  Cassiday says she thinks women can tell, but Sara says she can’t ever notice it. One woman said she didn’t know she was getting checked out until she got pregnant and men stopped checking her out.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. President Obama addressed the Nation last night about the states of the war in Iraq and the U.S. Troops place there for now and what we can expect moving forward. All new school buses that are produced from now will have to have seatbelts. AISD will buy new busses this year to get on board with the safer busses. Bethenny Frankel is leaving The Real Housewives of New York and will not be on the next season.

8:45 AM: Replay of Coach Brown from earlier this morning.

8:55 AM: Sara hit the streets to ask people about the new cast of Dancing with the Stars.  

9:15 AM: Happy Birthday today to Padma Laskhmi, Gloria Estefan, Billy Blanks, and Dr. Phil.  Headlines of the day. A man in Irvine California was golfing and he was off the fairway trying to hit his gold ball back onto the course. He was in a dry area and his golf club hit a rock, sparking, and causing a huge wildfire.  Milk is safe for a week after the sell by date; mayo is good for 3-4 months after you open it. Eggs last 3-5 weeks after the sell by date.

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There will be a new “Real Housewives” series set in Beverly Hills and Kelsey Grammar’s ex wife will be on the show.  Apple is making some big announcements today and rumors are saying there might be a new white 4g iPhone or a new nano with a touchscreen. Michael Douglas was on Letterman last night talking about his battle with throat cancer. He says has chance for recovery is around 80% at this point.

9:45 AM: Be sure to sign up for The JB and Sandy Bikes for Kids Golf Tournament. It’s next week and we need teams to sign up! Just go to Mix947.com to sign up. Also, today at noon we’ll have Katy Perry on the air for a whole hour.

6:00 AM: Sandy is realizing he isn’t comfortable giving other people advice, and lately he’s been asked for advice a lot. JB is staying in a hotel right now because his family is in between houses, and he’s realizing he could totally live in a hotel. Alex is the kind of guy who likes to wash his car himself, but it’s so hot outside that he is going to go get it detailed by someone else for the first time ever.  Sara was out until midnight last night checking out bars and restaurants on the East side with an old friend.  On the other end of the spectrum, Cassiday spent her night home alone in her undies watching TV and eating saltine crackers.  The cast of dancing with the stars was announced last night and includes;  Kyle Massey, Margaret Cho, Audrina Patridge, Jennifer Gray, Rick Fox, Kurt Warner, Michael Bolton, Brandy, Florence Henderson, The Situation, David Hasselhoff, and Bristol Palin.

6:15 AM: Fact or bull-fact. Big Bird is 1 foot 1 inch taller than Shaquille O’Neal. Bubble gum is pink because only pink food coloring was available when it was invented. Fingernails grow 4x faster than toenails do. The first pregnancy tests were in ancient Egypt and consisted of women urinating on seeds to see if they would grow.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Construction started on northbound Mopac last night and they’re adding a third lane to help the bottleneck between 5^th and Enfield. Surprisingly this lane will be done by Thursday. Mac Brown was on TV yesterday still talking about how Vince Young should get the Heisman that Reggie Bush got. Local school districts are trying to create new policies to combat the problem of cyber bullying. Troy Polamalu hair has been insured for 1 million dollars by Head and Shoulders, since he is a spokes model for them.

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday to Sarah Ramirez, Chris Tucker, Debbie Gibson, Gina Shock, Edwin Moses, Richard Gere, and Van Morrison. Headlines of the day. A 20 year old Michigan girl was on the jury for a resisting arrest case, and she made a big mistake. The trial had not ended yet and she posted “gonna be fun to tell the defendant their guilty” as her Facebook status. The defense lawyer caught wind of it; she was removed from the jury, and could now be found in contempt of court.  A 21 year old man in Florida pretended to be 14 years old do he could play in a pee wee football league. He got away with it, and played in one game. He was caught when he tried to enroll in school at a middle school on his own with no parents with him.

6:55 AM: JB and Sandy found a video on the internet of a little boy who they think could definitely be Alex when he was a child.  It’s a little boy dressed in short shorts and a cut up halter top style shirt dancing to some pop music in front of a pink backdrop.

7:05 AM: We got an email from a listener whose teenage daughter is dating a boy who calls the listener by his first name. He told the kid this was ok when they first met, but he still thinks the kid is being rude by not calling him “Mr. _____”. Do you think the kid is being rude or is he just doing what he was told?  JB said he probably wouldn’t care, but the rest agreed that it’s a sign of being taught good manners and respect.

7:25 AM: The brainiest cities in America; #1 is Boulder Colorado, #2 is Durham North Carolina, #3 is Washington DC, #4 is Boston, #5 is Trenton New Jersey. Austin was in the top 10 but not in the top 5. We’ll still take being in the top 10 anytime!

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. President Obama will address the nation tonight at 7 pm on all major TV and news channels. Shia LeBouf, Anne Hathaway, and Daniel Radcliffe top the list of actors who give studios the biggest return on their money. Justin Bieber wants to remake Grease with Miley Cyrus. Jesse James and Kat Von D are definitely dating even though they are denying that they are together. Snookie has a new boyfriend named Jeff Miranda and he proposed to her via a picture in a magazine.

7:45 AM: Yesterday JB and his wife were meeting with their Title Company and realtor to deal with some house stuff and someone quoted their grandfather. JB recognized the quote as being stolen from Hee Haw, and began to sing songs from Hee Haw for them. Then he was plagued with the songs being stuck in his head all day long.

8:00 AM:  Headlines. When polled, 76% of Americans still want to see Mel Gibson in movies.  That number surprised us as out of the 5 in the room, not a one of us would like to go see a Mel Gibson film.

8:15 AM: Why are you not on Facebook? These days it seems like everyone is a member of Facebook, and everyday we’re all getting friend requests from people we’d rather forget. We wanted to talk to people who have chosen not to join facebook and ask them why.  The ones who weren’t on Facebook weren;t on it because it takes up too much time and because it seems impersonal. One woman was particularly bothered by how people share the big announcements in their life via a website rather than calling their good friends to tell them.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Local school districts are trying to create new policies to combat the problem of cyber bullying. Troy Polamalu hair has been insured for 1 million dollars by Head and Shoulders, since he is a spokes model for them. The cast of dancing with the stars was announced last night and includes;  Kyle Massey, Margaret Cho, Audrina Patridge, Jennifer Gray, Rick Fox, Kurt Warner, Michael Bolton, Brandy, Florence Henderson, The Situation, David Hasselhoff, and Bristol Palin.

8:45 AM: What are you into right now? JB is listening to some good music lately. He loves the new Ray Lamontagne album and the new David Gray album. A new band he’s discovered is Civil Twilight, a South African band who recently came to play in his Airstream for his On Airstreaming Blog. Sara is really into improve comedy and she is excited about The Out of Bounds comedy festival this week, where an original member of Kids in the Hall will be performing.

8:55 AM: We replay the Steve Carrell prank soundboard call from yesterday.

9:20 AM: Sara wants to know why every day around 9 am Sandy is writing down things, cutting paper with scissors, and then retreating to the men’s restroom. It turns out Sandy takes news stories everyday and writes funny headlines and comments on them and posts them in the men’s restroom above the urinals. Sara wants to do something similar in the women’s room but the guys don’t want her to steal their idea.

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. President Obama will address the nation tonight at 7 pm on all major TV and news channels. Justin Bieber wants to remake Grease with Miley Cyrus. Jesse James and Kat Von D are definitely dating even though they are denying that they are together. Snookie has a new boyfriend named Jeff Miranda and he proposed to her via a picture in a magazine.

9:45 AM: Alex is pissed because Forbes has come out with the list of the top tailgating cities, and Austin didn’t make the list. He thinks that the cities that made the list are weak, and his tailgate is way better than any of them. Alex wants to tailgate someday in the south because he’s heard they throw the best tailgates in the country.

6:00 AM: Sandy’s parents are in town this week and are taking car of Landry when Sandy and Tricia go out of town at the end of the week.  JB hasn’t worked out in a long time and feels better than ever. He is usually an adamant work out guy, but has been so busy lately with moving that he hasn’t had the time to work out and he feels great. Sara didn’t do anything all weekend and loved it. There was a lot of watching movies and TV for her, and she did get out of the house to see the new “Scott Pilgrim” movie and really liked it. Cassiday got to use a Shake Weight yesterday and was so excited. Mad Men won the Emmy for Best Drama last night and Modern Family won best comedy. Glee won 2 awards out of their 19 nominations. They opened the show with a Glee-like performance from Jimmy Fallon and lots of stars.

6:15 AM: Unknown poll.  Who would you rather be friends with—Ellen DeGeneres, Oprah, or Chelsea Handler?  We thought women would want to be friends with Oprah, because they all love her show, but you’d be surprised that the one who the majority of women picked was Ellen! The women in Austin felt the same way. Nationally, Ellen was #1, then Chelsea Handler, and Oprah come in last place.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Roger Clemens will be arraigned today in a federal court and expected to plead not guilty to the charge that he lied to congress under oath about his steroid use.  Paris Hilton was arrested Friday night for cocaine possession. Toy Story 3 has crossed the 1 billion dollar mark worldwide. Only 7 movies have ever reached this mark, and Toy Story 3 is the latest to join the club.

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Cameron Diaz, Michael Chiklis, and Andy Roddick.  The smart dog breed list has come out; Australian Cattle Dog, Rottweiler, Papillion, Labrador retriever, Shetland sheepdog, Doberman, Golden retriever, German shepherd, Poodle, and The Border Collie is the #1 smartest breed of dog.  Headlines of the day. A 30 year old Massachusetts man decided to have his friend in Puerto Rico send him a kilo of cocaine inside of a hunk of bologna. The authorities still caught them, and the street value of the cocaine was $100,000. A new book called “The Male Brain” proves that men can’t help checking out hot women. Research found that the area of the brain that is responsible for sexual pursuit is 250% larger in a man’s brain than a woman’s brain.

6:55 AM: We played a video a few weeks ago of a little girl describing the noises she heard coming out of her parent’s bedroom the night before.  We got a ton of emails asking for us to replay it so this morning we played it again for the KEYE viewers to see it. 

7:05 AM: A pro golfer recently overslept and missed a gold tournament because his cell phone died and his alarm never went off. He was disqualified from a tournament the next day that had a large cash prize.  What did you sleep through that was a BIG thing to miss? One woman slept through her sister’s wedding, another man slept through the birth of his child, and the most surprising was the woman who slept through labor for her baby. The doctors had to wake her up when it was time to deliver.

7:20 AM: JB did something cool for our boss recently. Our boss had an Aeron Chair that broke, and for 3 months it’d been sitting in his office, broken and unusable. JB made it his goal to get the chair fixed, and with the help of a local business he found the broken piece the chair needed.  He surprised our boss with it on Friday and we think he’s employee of the year for doing such a nice thing.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Fantasia Barrino is pregnant with the child of a married man named Antoine.  Madonna is obsessed with Lady Gaga and she wants her to open for her on her latest world tour.  American Idol is still trying to get Elton John as a judge for the upcoming season. They said they will announce the judges in the next 3 weeks. Mad Men won the Emmy for Best Drama last night and Modern Family won best comedy. Glee won 2 awards out of their 19 nominations. They opened the show with a Glee-like performance from Jimmy Fallon and lots of stars.

7:45 AM: Our co-worker Greg Spencer is great at making song parodies based on recent news. This morning he made us a song about Paris Hilton’s recent arrest for cocaine possession called “stupid chick” to the tune of “Day and Night”.

7:55 AM: JB tested his daughter yesterday to see if she’d stop him from committing a crime or if she’d let him do it without saying anything. JB signed up awhile back for Car2Go and he never told his daughter about it. They were walking by Lift Café and he saw one of the Car2Go cars. He said “Hey Raleigh, want to steal a car?” she didn’t even hesitate and said “uh huh”. He scanned the key and drove off because he has a membership, but was so surprised that she was totally willing to let him steal the car.

8:05 AM: one out of 7 women admits to sleeping with their boss. 37% said it gave them a career boost, but 67% say they lose all respect for someone who has an affair with a co-worker. A man living in Madrid was released from jail and was set to be deported to Kazakhstan. He cut off his penis to get hospitalized in an attempt to avoid being deported. 55% of kids ages 5-15 wish their parents would spend more time playing with them. 89% of kids would rather play with their parents than on the computer or with a video game.

8:15 AM: We did a very funny sound board call with clips of Michael Scott from The Office. We placed an ad on the casual encounters section looking for a bi-curious guy. Once someone replied, we called them back with audio clips of Steve Carrell as Michael Scott.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Roger Clemens will be arraigned today in a federal court and expected to plead not guilty to the charge that he lied to congress under oath about his steroid use.  Paris Hilton was arrested Friday night for cocaine possession. Toy Story 3 has crossed the 1 billion dollar mark worldwide. Only 7 movies have ever reached this mark, and Toy Story 3 is the latest to join the club.

8:40 AM: Alex has been selected for a member of the wellness committee. Sara is pissed because she doesn’t understand how they possibly could choose him over her to be on a committee that helps people be fit and healthy. So, we called our HR guy Brandon to find out the scoop.  Turns out Alex was picked because he actually emailed them about it, and Sara didn’t. Also, every person who emailed got picked, so the selection process wasn’t very picky.

9:10 AM: Happy Birthday today to Cameron Diaz, Michael Chiklis, and Andy Roddick.  

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Ryan Reynolds and Bradley Cooper are planning to star in a remake of Lethal Weapon.  Madonna is obsessed with Lady Gaga and she wants her to open for her on her latest world tour. Mad Men won the Emmy for Best Drama last night and Modern Family won best comedy. Glee won 2 awards out of their 19 nominations. They opened the show with a Glee-like performance from Jimmy Fallon and lots of stars.

6:00 AM:  Sandy brought in a picture of what his nightly ice cream sundae looks like to show on KEYE. It’s pretty legit—complete with sprinkles and other toppings!  Sara had her first improve show last night at The Hideout and it went really well. She said she got some laughs and was cracking herself up during the show. We are very proud of her. Gmail has a new phone call feature and yesterday over 1 million calls were made using the feature. It’s a free feature and you can make calls right from your computer. Bristol Palin is confirmed to be competing on Dancing with the Stars this season.

6:15 Fact or bull fact. Taser stands for Thomas A Swift’s Electric Rifle. Except for 5 early shows in Canada, Elvis never played a gig outside of the U.S. Woodrow Wilson’s wedding was catered by Chef Boyardee. 40% of American marriages include a spouse who has been previously married.  In 1961 Martha Stewart was named one of the best dressed college students in the U.S.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Chilean miners trapped in the mine were able to send messages to their families. American Airlines was slapped with a 24.2 million dollar fine for failing to inspect something properly.  The latest career is an Internet Reputation Manager; someone who makes sure nothing bad comes up when they search your name on the internet.  Netflix unveiled their new iPhone app yesterday where if you’re a Netflix user you can now stream movies onto your phone for no additional charge.

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday to Paul Reubens (58), Alexa Vega (22), Sarah Chalky from Scrubs (34), Tony Kanal from No Doubt, and Chandra Wilson from Gray’s Anatomy.  Headlines of the day; on Tuesday a guy in California wanted to do a 25 mile swim and at certain points he was swimming through schools of jellyfish. He got stung all over his body but still finished the swim.

6:55 AM: We found a hilarious video online of a bulldog sitting and watching TV like a human would. We play it on KEYE for the TV viewers, but if you missed it, check it out on JB’s blog. It’s VERY funny!

7:05 AM: Cecily Knobler reviews the latest film releases for us every Friday. Out this week is “The Last Exorcism” which Cecily says contains a lot of clichés, but isn’t totally terrible. She graded it a C+. Also “Takers” is out this week starring Chris Brown and T.I. This film didn’t screen for critics, so that’s probably a bad sign. Also note that Avatar is being re-released in theatres today so you have another opportunity to see it in theatres.

7:10 AM: The week in review is every Friday and Alex puts it together to give people some of the best moments of the week edited together in a nice little package.

7:20 AM: Coach Brown calls in to the show to talk about the UT Football season which kicks off in one week in Houston against Rice University. They want to get into the mindset of a Houstonian because they will be there next weekend. So he has started researching Houston to see what kind of lists they make. They’ve topped the follow lists; fattest city, worst drivers, worst traffic, most humid, most hotels with bedbugs, biggest corporate fraud, highest consumption of Big Red, most flatulent, most open sores, most unwed mothers, the bunion capitol of the world, most polluted, biggest hair, worst makeup, home of the queso eating champion, and the camel toe capitol of the world.  The only two good things that came out of Houston according to Coach are Fozzie Whitaker and Chykie Brown.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Jessica Simpson was caught in a bad photograph lately and people are calling her fat again. Sara put the pictures on her blog and we actually think Jessica looks great.  David Letterman is going to appear on the View for the first time on September 7^th for their season premiere. Chad Ocho Cinco has been fined 25 grand for tweeting during a football game. The producers of The Jersey Shore are creating a show called “Party Down South”, also a show about the Boston nightlife, and a series in L.A. based on the party life of Persians called “Persian Version”.

7:40 AM: What did you accidentally drink? When JB was a kid he accidentally chugged water with fish poop in it thinking it was iced tea. We got some hilarious calls from people who accidentally drank motor oil, urine, and flies.

8:10 AM: The week in review is every Friday and Alex puts it together to give people some of the best moments of the week edited together in a nice little package.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Chilean miners trapped in the mine were able to send messages to their families. American Airlines was slapped with a 24.2 million dollar fine for failing to inspect something properly.  The latest career is an Internet Reputation Manager; someone who makes sure nothing bad comes up when they search your name on the internet.  Netflix unveiled their new iPhone app yesterday where if you’re a Netflix user you can now stream movies onto your phone for no additional charge.

8:45 AM: Alex vs. Sara for wellness tip of the day. Sara wants people to first drink water when they think they’re tired instead of choosing soda or water.  She thinks everyone should have a reusable stainless steel water bottle. Alex thinks Red Bull should sponsor the station and everyone should have Red Bull when they feel tired. He also wants everyone to go out tonight and get crazy with smokes and booze, but make sure not to eat after midnight tonight. He says if you feel hungry, then take a shot. Then go to a sauna on Sunday for 3 hours to sweat out all the booze.

9:00 AM: Replay– Coach Brown calls in to the show to talk about the UT Football season which kicks off in one week in Houston against Rice University. They want to get into the mindset of a Houstonian because they will be there next weekend. So he has started researching Houston to see what kind of lists they make. They’ve topped the follow lists; fattest city, worst drivers, worst traffic, most humid, most hotels with bedbugs, biggest corporate fraud, highest consumption of Big Red, most flatulent, most open sores, most unwed mothers, the bunion capitol of the world, most polluted, biggest hair, worst makeup, home of the queso eating champion, and the camel toe capitol of the world.  The only two good things that came out of Houston according to Coach are Fozzie Whitaker and Chykie Brown.

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Jessica Simpson was caught in a bad photograph lately and people are calling her fat again. Sara put the pictures on her blog and we actually think Jessica looks great.  John Mayer wants everyone to know he is NOT getting back together with Jennifer Aniston. Will Forte is leaving Saturday Night Live. Forte is best known for his “McGruber” role.

6:00 AM: Sandy snapped a picture of himself the moment he woke up this morning to show on KEYE, and it’s pretty funny. JB’s view this morning was of a tower of moving boxes in his office since they’re currently in the process of moving. He says it’s so stressful and he hopes that this is the last time they have to ever move again. Alex had a good time last night at Cool River’s Vodka Fest and tried double espresso flavored vodka. Sara is performing in her first real improv show tonight at The Hideout Theatre. She and her group will perform for 25 minutes based on a suggestion from the audience.  Cassiday is going to see her boyfriend for more than 5 minutes for the first time since Sunday tonight. Their work schedule has been keeping them from seeing much of each other this week, and she’s glad they can hang out tonight.  The big new items at the Texas State Fair have been announced for this year and include; fried beer inside of a pretzel, deep fried margarita, deep fried smores pop tart, fried club salad, fried chocolate brownie, friend lemonade, fried caviar, and a fried Frito pie.  Elin (Tiger’s Ex) is doing a tell-all with People Magazine. One of her big points in it is that she never hit him the night he crashed his car, and she also says she had no clue he was cheating and never suspected him being a cheater even once.

6:20 AM:  If someone describes themselves as “frugal” what comes to mind? Do you think of them as sexy? Well, only 1 out of 25 people thought someone frugal would be sexy. However, 49% of people associate frugal with the person being smart. 27% of people would think the person was stingy, and 15% would think they are boring.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know. An Austin resident was hospitalized for salmonella after eating eggs, and she is suing the egg manufacturer and Taco Cabana for serving the eggs.  She was hospitalized for 4 days after eating at the Taco Cabana at 620 and 2222. TX/OU Weekend is coming up and Dallas is stepping up public transportation to accommodate everyone that will be in town. Heidi Montag wants to get a breast reduction. She wants to take her G cups down to DD or D. Vampires have brought in 7 billion dollars to Hollywood in the last 2 years alone.  

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to KeKe Palmer, Chris Pine, Macaulay Culkin, and if she were still alive Mother Theresa would be 100 years old today. Headlines of the day; In Elma Washington a couple decided to steal a camcorder and break into a home to make their own sex tape with the camera. A neighbor was checking on that home because the family was on vacation and walked in on the couple. The police watched the tape and immediately knew who the people were because they had been in trouble with the law many times before.  A 68 year old man from Florida was fighting with his bicycle in the parking lot of a gas station. He was arrested and they quickly realized he was extremely intoxicated.

6:55 AM: Danielle Staub from The Real Housewives of New Jersey is trying to start a hopeless career as a pop star. She can’t sing, but someone must have told her she can, because she appeared on a TV show in New York this week and performed song. We decided we had to play the video on KEYE for our TV viewers to see how ridiculous this performance was. She had 3 male backup dancers who were dressed like gay versions of the guys from The Jersey Shore and doing hilarious dance moves as she sang terribly.

7:05 AM: Diet busters—Alex’s is the monster basket of chicken tenders from Pluckers. Sara’s is cake, and Sandy’s is ice cream. In fact Sandy makes himself a full-on sundae every night in the summertime complete with toppings like sprinkles and pralines.   We got calls from listeners who say their diet busters are; skittles, Swedish fish, bread, mike and ikes, and extra cheesy goldfish crackers.

7:20 AM: We have been hearing a lot from Fantasia lately as she’s been all over TV promoting her new album and talking about her recent suicide attempt.  So we called a record store in New Jersey to ask the clerk to help us understand what kind of person would buy the CD. The girl said they only sold one and it was to “some gay child”. The girl we talked to was very funny, and said she didn’t think they’d be getting any more CDs in.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend have broken up and she is rumored to be dating a new guy who is in her new film “LOL” with her.  Jennifer Aniston will be going “full frontal” in her next movie role, which is in a Judd Apatow directed film alongside Paul Rudd.  Barbara Walters wants to produce a unisex opinion version of The View with male and female co-hosts doing a similar style of show. Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab, and will have to attend AA every single day as part of the judge’s ruling.

7:45 AM: Alex vs. Sara for the Entercom Wellness Committee. They are looking for people in our office to join a wellness committee. This committee will help the staff stay healthy and give them tools to lead a healthier life. Yesterday Alex told us he thinks he should be on it, but we think Sara would be a better candidate.

8:00 AM: Headlines of the day; getting married slashes the amount of sexual relations you have by 75%. Within 3 years of marriage frequency of sex drops from 3 times a week to 1 time a week.  Teenagers are bailing on Facebook. 1 in 6 teens are planning to quit Facebook because their parents are members of it.

8:15 AM: If you’ve been following the story of the Chilean miners trapped in a mine, you know that they have a 6 inch tube where they can send food and items down to them. If you were stuck in the mine, what would you want sent down the tube?

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Elin (Tiger’s Ex) is doing a tell-all with People Magazine. One of her big points in it is that she never hit him the night he crashed his car, and she also says she had no clue he was cheating and never suspected him being a cheater even once. An Austin resident was hospitalized for salmonella after eating eggs, and she is suing the egg manufacturer and Taco Cabana for serving the eggs.  She was hospitalized for 4 days after eating at the Taco Cabana at 620 and 2222. TX/OU Weekend is coming up and Dallas is stepping up public transportation to accommodate everyone that will be in town. The big new items at the Texas State Fair have been announced for this year and include; fried beer inside of a pretzel, deep fried margarita, deep fried smores pop tart, fried club salad, fried chocolate brownie, friend lemonade, fried caviar, and a fried Frito pie.  Heidi Montag wants to get a breast reduction. She wants to take her G cups down to DD or D. Vampires have brought in 7 billion dollars to Hollywood in the last 2 years alone.  

8:45 AM: Replay— We have been hearing a lot from Fantasia lately as she’s been all over TV promoting her new album and talking about her recent suicide attempt.  So we called a record store in New Jersey to ask the clerk to help us understand what kind of person would buy the CD. The girl said they only sold one and it was to “some gay child”. The girl we talked to was very funny, and said she didn’t think they’d be getting any more CDs in.

9:14 AM: Happy Birthday today to KeKe Palmer, Chris Pine, Macaulay Culkin, and if she were still alive Mother Theresa would be 100 years old today. JB’s birthday is coming up in September but he doesn’t want to do anything special for it.

9:30 AM: The Oprah show is looking for the people who were in the audience for her first show ever to try and get them back in the audience since it’s her last season. Barbara Walters wants to produce a unisex opinion version of The View with male and female co-hosts doing a similar style of show. Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab, and will have to attend AA every single day as part of the judge’s ruling. Jennifer Aniston will be going “full frontal” in her next movie role, which is in a Judd Apatow directed film alongside Paul Rudd. 

9:40 AM:  Sara is running in the Balance 5k this weekend and performing in her first improv show tonight at The Hideout on Congress. JB is doing the Silicon Labs Marathon Relay in September and is working on getting his team together.

6:00 AM:  Yesterday JB got to go to the distillery for Tito’s vodka and take a tour.  For two days in a row Alex has been going to bed around 8 pm, but last night he was called in the middle of the night by 911. He thinks he must have rolled over the phone and accidentally called 911, and then they called him back to make sure he was ok, waking him up from a dead sleep and confusing the hell out of him. Sara has been on a diet with My Fit Foods, and yesterday her “skinny shorts” fit her for the first time ever! She is so excited and we are proud of her. Last night Cassiday went to an ACL taping for John Legend and The Roots and had a great time. Headlines of the day;  Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab after only 23 days in treatment.  The judge in her case ruled that she didn’t have to complete all of the 90 days and let her out yesterday.  Fantasia Barrino is making the rounds and talking to media outlets about her suicide attempt, but it seems timed perfectly to promote her new album that was just released.

6:15 AM:  JB has a new website called On Air Streaming, and it’s a music blog where he is inviting musicians to come play in his Airstream, he video tapes it, and puts the performances up on the blog. Today, we play you Bob Schneider’s “airstreaming” version of his single “40 Dogs”.  You can check this out at http://www.on-airstreaming.com/

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Classes start today at UT, and last night was the rally where they teach all of the UT songs and traditions to new students. A girl was attacked walking to school Monday morning while walking to school. 4 men tried to kidnap and sexually assault her, and she managed to get away.  The ACL after shows were announced yesterday and it’s your chance to go see some of the ACL bands outside of the festival atmosphere. Paris Hilton tweeted yesterday that she woke up to a man with two knives trying to break into her home.

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Blake Lively, Alexander Skarsgaard, Claudia Schiffer, Rachael Ray, Billy Ray Cyrus, Tim Burton, Elvis Costello, Regis Philbin, and Sean Connery. Headlines for today; a German man went to the doctor thinking he has a cyst on his neck near the back of his head. The doctors x-rayed it, and they found he has a 22 caliber bullet lodged in the back of his skull.  He figured out that 5 years before, he had felt a sharp pain in the back of his head at a New Year’s party. He had been living for 5 years with this bullet in his head and didn’t know! A man saved a 15 year old boy from drowning and the paper printed the wrong name. So the Grandma of the boy called the paper to correct their mistake. It turns out the man gave the police a fake name because there was a warrant out for his arrest for the last 5 years.

7:10 AM: I’m not a 10, but my _____ is at least an 8! Sandy’s teeth are at least an 8, and JB’s legs and eyelashes are at least an 8. Alex’s calves are an 8 and Sara’s smile is an 8. We got calls form listeners pimping out the following features; backs, breasts, butts, and feet.

7:25 AM: Rules to break in college—Do skip class, but spend the time away from class doing something enriching for your brain like reading a book or going to a museum.  Don’t join a fraternity or sorority, it’ll keep your social network all under on roof and keep you from expanding your horizons.  Do fall in love repeatedly. Don’t go home for the holidays at least once, and spend your holiday with other students who aren’t going home.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. People magazine is reported to have a BIG story on their cover this week, and Perez Hilton is speculating that it’s going to be that Jennifer Aniston is adopting a baby.  Rumored contestants on Dancing with The Stars this season are; David Hasselhoff, Kurt Warner, Michael Bolton, The Situation, and Audrina Patridge. Yesterday on public TV in New York Danielle Staub from The Real Housewives of New Jersey performed her new song and it was horrible.

7:45 AM: The numbers game. What’s your number? We talked to Maggie who has had 56 surgeries in 16 years, a woman who is at the beginning of her 22^nd year in teaching,

8:10 AM: Some guy left us a mean voicemail yesterday after the show, and we played in on air for you guys against our boss’ wishes.  He hates that we were talking about back to school since he has no kids, and he hates that JB and Sandy talk about their own kids.  He told Sara she needs to get laid and Alex needs to “go back to Mexico”.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.  Classes start today at UT, and last night was the rally where they teach all of the UT songs and traditions to new students. Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab after only 23 days in treatment.  The judge in her case ruled that she didn’t have to complete all of the 90 days and let her out yesterday.  Fantasia Barrino is making the rounds and talking to media outlets about her suicide attempt, but it seems timed perfectly to promote her new album that was just released. Elin Nordengren has broken her silence and is doing one interview only. It’s going to be in People Magazine this week, and Sara is curious to hear her side of the story.

8:40 AM: We need your help!!  Sign up now for The JB and Sandy Golf Tournament. It benefits Bikes for Kids, and will be a really fun day for everyone involved. Go to www.mix947.com and click on the picture of the golf balls on tees to get all of the information and sign up! We can’t wait to see you out there!

8:50 AM: We found audio of a hilarious moment during a horse race. One of the horse racing was named “The Wife Doesn’t Know” and another horse’s name was “My Wife Know Everything”. They were neck and neck towards the end of the race and it’s hilarious to hear the announcer calling this race between the two names.

9:15 AM: Replay– Some guy left us a mean voicemail yesterday after the show, and we played in on air for you guys against our boss’ wishes.  He hates that we were talking about back to school since he has no kids, and he hates that JB and Sandy talk about their own kids.  He told Sara she needs to get laid and Alex needs to “go back to Mexico”.

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Sandra Bullock is going to give her first TV interview since the Jesse James infidelity soon. Rumored contestants on Dancing with The Stars this season are; David Hasselhoff, Kurt Warner, Michael Bolton, The Situation, and Audrina Patridge. Heidi Montag wants a breast reduction.  Yesterday on public TV in New York Danielle Staub from The Real Housewives of New Jersey performed her new song and it was horrible.

9:40 AM: Tomorrow –be sure to tune in for our Fantasia investigation. We’re going to call a record store and figure out of anyone is really buying her new CD, and if so, who on earth wants it?

8/24/10….

6:00 AM: Sandy’s desk looked like a one man party last night as he worked on stuff for the show.  He had two prescription bottles, a bottle of beer, and stuff spread out all over his desk. Our producer Jeff at KEYE has an interesting desk too.  Sara is on a Charlie Chaplin kick lately, and can’t get enough of his movies. She was surprised to learn that Charlie Chaplin had a ton of kids and says he was the original man whore. Yesterday was the hottest day in Austin since 1995, yet JB went for a run on the Townlake hike and bike trail anyways. He said he was the only one out there and felt like it was worth running in the heat to have it all to himself. Cassiday is hot on the trail to find Dave Chappelle, who has been spotted all over Austin recently. She is curious as to why he’s in town, but more importantly is just excited about it because he’s seems like such a cool and funny dude.  Tiger Woods and Elin are officially divorced as of yesterday. They think Elin walked away with at least 100 million dollars, but she won’t release how much she got. Elin asked to have her maiden name restored, and they are allowed to live a “significant” distance apart.  Last night Miss Mexico won the Miss Universe pageant, and Bret Michaels was one of the hosts of the show.

6:15 AM: Fact or bull-fact. You could order horse meat at the Harvard Professors Club up until 1985. There are 84,000 Americans who work full time as Elvis impersonators. PEZ is derived from the German word for peppermint. Asian countries consume 4 million cats per year. Abe Lincoln was the first president to wear a full beard, thus starting a trend of facial hair for the presidents that followed.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday an Austin man pled guilty to killing UT grads last year in West Campus. Gmail has a new feature where you have a 30 second window to retrieve an email if you accidentally sent an email you didn’t mean to send. You can check out Sara’s blog to find out how you can do this if you’re a Gmail user.  A new study is out that says if you drink 16 ounces of water before each meal, you’ll lose a lot of weight.  The Situation will earn 5 million dollars this year. He gets paid for the show, event appearances, endorsements, fitness video, chewable supplements, rap career, and more.

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Dave Chappelle, David Koechner, Linda Hogan, Vince McMahon, and Marlee Matlin.   A study has found that drivers under the age of 18 who took driver’s ed. are in 4x more accidents than drivers who didn’t take the classes. There has been a traffic jam in China that has lasted for 10 days. Local people are taking advantage of the situation by selling goods to the people stuck in the traffic.  1/3 of Americans believe in ghosts, and 19% believe in witchcraft. 6% of Americans still think the landing on the moon was a hoax.  Be sure to sign up for our JB and Sandy golf tournament—click this link to find out more http://www.mix947.com/pages/5079868.php.

7:05 AM: What is your out of date obsession? Sandy sees people waterskiing on Lake Travis on old-school slalom skis from time to time, which seems really out of date to him.

7:20 AM: Sara went to talk to the kindergarteners yesterday at the end of their first day of school.  They had a good day and made a lot of new friends. What was for lunch? Spicy fries, pineapple, strawberries, and hamburgers.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Lindsay Lohan should be out of rehab today, and her judge will issue a ruling today to decide her fate in this case. Fantasia Barrino has a new album out today and a behind the music special on VH1 to talk about her suicide attempt, which all seems like a ploy for attention.  Katy Perry’s new album “Teenage Dream” is out today.

7:55 AM: The most popular “dream job” in America is movie star, with pro athlete coming in 2^nd. President and Rock Star were tied for 3^rd.  How did Al Stoltz from Colorado get banned from a grocery store? He said “I like the large ones” to a obese woman who was behind the deli counter when talking about the chicken he wanted.  The manager called the police and he was banned for an entire year from the store. “The Backup Plan” and “City Island” are out on DVD today as well as “Lost: 6^th season” and “Top Chef: Las Vegas”.  In Beijing China there is a 62 mile long traffic jam that has been there for 10 days.  A freeway was closed due to damage, and this caused the hopeless traffic jam. They don’t think it will be fully cleared to mid-September.  

8:10 AM:  5 signs you’re stinky.  1) If you snore you’ll have bad breath. Brush your teeth and your tongue to help this problem, and rinse with mouthwash. 2) If you’re eating healthy and adding fiber to your diet, you’ll have gas. Drink more water to help with this. 3) While in weight loss mode, your body releases something that makes you have bad breath. Once your body evens out a bit, the smell will go away 4) Use anti-perspeant! A lot of people are just using deodorant and not realizing it. If you have problems with sweat, wear anti-persperant at night. 5) If your feet constantly stink, you need to get a pedicure.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The number of US troops in Iraq is the lowest it’s been since invading in 2001. .  Tiger Woods and Elin are officially divorced as of yesterday. They think Elin walked away with at least 100 million dollars, but she won’t release how much she got. Elin asked to have her maiden name restored, and they are allowed to live a “significant” distance apart.  Meat in Wal-Mart Stores nationwide is unsafe. Its deli sandwich meat and all of the information about it can be found on Sara’s blog. The Situation will earn 5 million dollars this year. He gets paid for the show, event appearances, endorsements, fitness video, chewable supplements, rap career, and more.

8:40 AM: Cassiday got a big laugh when Jerry’s (her boyfriend) parents come to Austin to visit. Her boyfriend’s dad was very impressed by how beautiful the women are in Austin and couldn’t get over how much leg was being shown. He kept telling them “I wish I was young again” and “I REALLY love Austin”. He even wanted to bring a car down to Jerry all the way from New York so he could get some more time in Austin but bailed on the trip because his wife wanted to join him.  We heard this story and figured a lot of women have heard things from their boyfriends or husbands fathers that shocked or surprised them.  One listener’s father in law took her out for a drive and said “I need to know if you’re into S&M”. Another listener was giving birth, looked down at the midwife and saw her father in law looking over the midwife’s shoulder (he was not invited to be in the room during the birth!). One father asked his 15 year old son if he was “getting in where he fit in yet”.

9:20 AM: Happy Birthday today to Dave Chappelle, David Koechner, Linda Hogan, Vince McMahon, and Marlee Matlin.  

9:30 AM: George Michael has pled guilty to his drunken driving charge from last year. He has lost his license for 6 months, and may face jail time.  Kara DioGuardi claims she tried to quit American Idol two months ago as a judge. Kanye West will release a new song via twitter every Friday until Christmas.

9:40 AM: Tomorrow night at 6 pm the Vodka Fest at Cool River Café starts. Alex is there for the even representing Mix 94.7, and it’s a huge event where you can sample 50 different kinds of vodka.  Also, The JB and Sandy Golf Tournament is coming up on September 9th! Get your foursomes together now and go sign up at www.mix947.com.

6:00 AM:  Sandy is playing in a golf tournament today that is billed as “The hottest tournament in Texas”, with the high of 106 today, they might be right! JB borrowed a friend’s truck since he is moving this week, and he loves it. It’s actually bigger than Sandy’s truck, and for people who have never been “truck people”, he, his wife, and daughter all love this truck.  Alex’s wife has been out of town for a week and a half and she finally got back last night. He had to clean up their apartment before she arrived home, which produced 3 entire bags full of trash.  Sara got “styled” on Saturday by Cassiday at BCBG (the store Cassiday works at in the mall), and she loves her new outfit.  Cassiday pulled “an alex” last night. She went out for sushi with her boyfriend and friends, and on the way home they stopped at Taco Bell because they were still hungry.  Betty White won an Emmy over the weekend for her hosting gig on Saturday Night Live. True Blood stars Steven Moyer and Anna Paquin were married over the weekend.  17 days after 33 Chilean miners went missing; they have been discovered underground in a shelter. They haven’t been able to get them back up to the surface yet, but say they could get them up in 3-4 months.

6:15 AM: According to a National survey 80% of pet owners carry pictures of their pets in their wallet or on their phone.  We wanted to test this poll against Austinites and see how we compared. Austinites were exactly the same as the National poll, as only one listener we talked to didn’t carry a photo of their pet with them.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The last movie ever played last night at The Dobie Movie Theatre on the UT campus. It has closed due to low ticket sales. Wyclef Jean is running for president of Haiti. The Expendables is #1 at the box office for two weeks in a row. The Switch with Jennifer Aniston is in 8^th place this week.  Lady Gaga has surpassed Ashton Kutcher and Britney Spears on Twitter for the most followers of anyone on the website.

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Kobe Bryant (32), Barbara Eden (76), Jimmy Jameson (59), Shelly Long (61), Rick Springfield, and Rudy Rudiger. Headlines of the day, a woman in Bellevue Washington got a DUI the night before her wedding. She was driving 90 mph and was twice the legal limit when pulled over. The cops processed her DUI on the spot, let her go home in a cab, and attend her own wedding.  A Florida woman named Mimi is 101 years old, and at 99 years old she got her first tattoo. At age 100 she got her 2^nd tattoo, and at 101 she just got her third tattoo.

7:05 AM: There is a 4 letter word that is nearly impossible to guess in a game of Hangman. The word is “jazz”, and a mathematician figured out that it is the hardest word to guess. He said most people will not guess J or Z in their first 13 guesses. For a full list of the hardest words, check out Sandy’s facebook or twitter.

7:10 AM: JB is moving this month and in packing and cleaning up the house, he found a TON of USB and firewire cables. He says he thinks he has more than any other person, and he was shocked by how many he had.  He also found a ton of power cords that he doesn’t know what device they belong to.   We have been making some prank calls lately with soundboards of different actors and characters. This week we called a rehab center and used a soundboard of Lindsay Lohan clips.

7:20 AM: It’s the first day of school and you’ve got drama already?  We talked to a listener whose daughter is starting pre-k today and mom has her “look” all picked out. She didn’t want to wear her hair up in a bow like mom wanted, and dad made the mistake of telling her she didn’t have to hear it if she didn’t want to. Drama ensued!

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. It would appear that Mariah Carey is pregnant. The Jersey Shore and Wipeout are the top 2 TV shows of the summer. There is a report out that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer might be getting back together. Spencer Pratt claims he has a sex tape with Heidi Montag and is trying to sell them to Vivid Entertainment. One video is of Spencer and Heidi having sex and the other video is Heidi and a Playboy playmate having sex.

7:45 Did Alison call off the wedding or not? We talked to Alison last week, a bride-to-be that was having some doubts. She was to be married this past weekend and had a gut feeling that he wasn’t “the one” for her. So we talked to her today to see what happened. She said during the rehearsal dinner on Friday night, she got emotional and when her fiancé pulled her aside to see why, she told him everything. He was upset, but they decided to not go through with the wedding because of her doubts. Her parents handled the whole thing and got her out of the situation to have some alone time to think about it. She knows it’ll be a process and there is a lot of healing still to do, but she says she feels very relieved.

7:55 AM: My big weekend; Cassiday went to the King of Kombat MMA fight on Friday night and was excited to see two girls fighting in the ring. Sara saw a new TV show “My Generation” filming at Pure Austin Gym on Friday and loved watching them film a scene set in a spin class. Alex had his fantasy football draft on Saturday, and is excited because he has Brett Favre as his quarterback. JB went to the Austin Fashion Awards on Saturday night and had a great time. He met Tito, from Tito’s vodka fame and enjoyed his evening. Sandy had the weekend alone with his baby this weekend, and he discovered that little girls can pee like boys can when standing up.

8:00 AM: A 16 year old girl missed curfew, so he dad sentenced her to 30 hours of free babysitting. He placed an ad in the paper to advertise her services.  A woman took her daughter with her when she was robbing a bank. She tried to rob the bank with a butter knife, the silent alarms were set off, and she was arrested. On the same day, after she posted bail she tried to rob another bank and was arrested for a SECOND time!  A few of the new words added this year to the Oxford Dictionary include; vuvuzela, bromance, social media, staycation, buzzkill, cheeseball, hater, wardrobe malfunction, frenemy, and turducken.

8:10 AM: Ways to live a longer life; make more friends (a good social network is as important to your health as not smoking cigarettes), put on a little bit of weight, learn a foreign language, and live near plants or have them in your home.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The last movie ever played last night at The Dobie Movie Theatre on the UT campus. It has closed due to low ticket sales. Wyclef Jean is running for president of Haiti. The Expendables is #1 at the box office for two weeks in a row. The Switch with Jennifer Aniston is in 8^th place this week.  Lady Gaga has surpassed Ashton Kutcher and Britney Spears on Twitter for the most followers of anyone on the website.

8:45 AM: Alex reads “I Hope You’ll Treat Her Well” for the first time. Sandy has read it on air for years and years in honor of the first day of school, and today the torch has been passed to Alex.  Alex had a lot of trouble reading it, and said it felt weird to say such sweet, sappy stuff.

9:10 AM: Happy Birthday today to Kobe Bryant (32), Barbara Eden (76), Jimmy Jameson (59), Shelly Long (61), Rick Springfield, and Rudy Rudiger.

9:30 AM: True Blood stars Steven Moyer and Anna Paquin were married over the weekend. Spencer Pratt claims he has a sex tape with Heidi Montag and is trying to sell them to Vivid Entertainment. One video is of Spencer and Heidi having sex and the other video is Heidi and a Playboy playmate having sex.  There was an auction over the weekend of props from the TV show “Lost”, and the items went for really high prices.

6:00 AM: An American Airlines flight from San Francisco to New York had to do an emergency landing last night after a caller threatened to hijack the plane.  This weekend is Tax-Free weekend and you will have about $8 on every $100 you spend.  Roger Clemens has been indicted by a federal grand jury for lying to a jury.  This is all related to him claiming under oath that he’s never used steroids.

6:15 AM: Fact or bull-fact. It takes anywhere from 144 to 411 licks to get to the middle of a Tootsie Pop. Rootbeer was originally called root tea, but the name was changed to make it more appealing to miners in Pennsylvania where it originated. 11% of a pig can be made into bacon. Social networking is the first thing to surpass porn in popularity on the internet. An average human will grow 590 miles of hair in their lifetime.

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. USA Baby in south Austin is closing and customers are trying to pick up products they’ve already paid for, but the store isn’t allowing them to pick it up.  The new Timberview Middle School which opens on Monday will only use iPads. They won’t use any paper during class, and this is a first for schools in Austin. A 20 year old man fell at a Disney Theme Park 25 feet because he looked over a railing while waiting in line for a ride. Steve Miller is teaching classes at USC this year.

6:45 AM: Today’s birthdays include; Al Roker, Amy Adams, Demi Lovato, Robert Plant, and  Dimebag Darrell would have been 44 today were he still alive.  Headlines of the day.  A man has created a car than runs off of whisky byproducts.  A study has shown that people with lower income tend to have much stronger charitable instincts than people who are wealthy.  Bizarre marriage laws that still exist. If someone in the military can’t be present for their wedding, in certain U.S. states they will allow for someone else to stand-in during their wedding. If a guy in South Carolina over the age of 16 proposes to a girl just to trick her into sleeping with him, he can be arrested.

7:05 AM: Cecily Knobler reviews the new film releases for us every Friday. Out this week is Pirhana 3D (Earned no grade because it’s so weird/bad), The Switch (Graded a C+ by Cecily), and Nanny McPhee Returns (Cecily gave this movie a C+).

7:10 AM: The week in review.

7:25 AM: Coach Brown calls in to teach us some new jokes he’s learned.  His D Backs have been teaching him some “yo mama” jokes, and he wanted to share them with us. “Yo mama’s so ugly, she tired to enter an ugly contest and they said we don’t take professionals here”.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.  Anderson Cooper has been offered 1 million dollars to take a pill that will turn his hair from gray to brown.  Spencer Pratt is writing a tell-all book about his marriage to Heidi and his time on The Hills in an attempt to get on the NY Times Best-Seller List. Jennifer Aniston said “r*tard” on The Regis and Kelly Show yesterday and it’s causing a lot of uproar, especially with the Special Olympics.

 7:45 AM: What is your irrational fear? JB has a fear of pulling the cotton out of a bottle of pills. Sandy realized it one time they were on a trip together and JB asked Sandy to pull the cotton out for him. What irrational fear do you have?  We got a LOT of calls from listeners who feared masks, dinosaurs, driving over bridges, newsprint, blowing up balloons, popsicle sticks, styrafoam, and opening the tube of canned biscuits because of the popping noise it makes.

8:00 AM: Headlines of the day. Asia has passed Europe as the biggest beer-consuming continent in the world.  A German man decided to rob a bank a few weeks ago and got away with about $3,200. He saw the description in the newspaper about his robbery and it was very inaccurate. So this idiot emailed the newspaper to correct them, and he was shocked that the police caught him by tracing the email address. The top 6 celebrities that you will search on the internet that are most likely to give your computer a virus; Adriana Lima, Brad Pitt, Gisele Bundchen, Jessica Biel, Julia Roberts, and Cameron Diaz.

8:15 AM: The week in review.

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.  This weekend is Tax-Free weekend and you will have about $8 on every $100 you spend.  Roger Clemens has been indicted by a federal grand jury for lying to a jury.  This is all related to him claiming under oath that he’s never used steroids. An Austin police officer pulled out his penis at Expose Strip Club in Austin and he was arrested.  Steve Miller is teaching classes at USC this year.

8:40 AM: Replay– Coach Brown calls in to teach us some new jokes he’s learned.  His D Backs have been teaching him some “yo mama” jokes, and he wanted to share them with us. “Yo mama’s so ugly, she tired to enter an ugly contest and they said we don’t take professionals here”.

9:00 AM: Replay– Cecily Knobler reviews the new film releases for us every Friday. Out this week is Pirhana 3D (Earned no grade because it’s so weird/bad), The Switch (Graded a C+ by Cecily), and Nanny McPhee Returns (Cecily gave this movie a C+).

9:15 AM: Today’s birthdays include; Al Roker, Amy Adams, Demi Lovato, Robert Plant, and  Dimebag Darrell would have been 44 today were he still alive. 

9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.  Anderson Cooper has been offered 1 million dollars to take a pill that will turn his hair from gray to brown.  Spencer Pratt is writing a tell-all book about his marriage to Heidi and his time on The Hills in an attempt to get on the NY Times Best-Seller List.  Jennifer Aniston said “r*tard” on The Regis and Kelly Show yesterday and it’s causing a lot of uproar, especially with the Special Olympics.

6:00 AM: This weekend Sandy and his 15 month old daughter will be alone all weekend as mom is going to Houston.  JB got a new laptop yesterday and it’s HUGE!  Alex’s wife has been out of town this week and he’s eaten every meal out somewhere. He desperately needs her to come home because he doesn’t want to buy groceries until she comes home. Sara is reading a book called “Three Cups of Tea” right now that she highly recommends.  Yesterday after 7 ½ years the last U.S. brigade combat team left Iraq. That leaves 56,000 U.S. Troops in Iraq with more slated to leave in September.  Stephen Tyler has signed on as a judge for American Idol this season.

6:15 AM: A list has come out of the most heavily tattooed cities and Austin is on the list!  Los Angeles(10), Kansas City(9), Honolulu (8), San Francisco (7), Austin (6^th), Portland(5), Flint Michigan (4),Richmond Virginia (3), Las Vegas (2), and coming in at #1 is Miami Beach.  Alex wants to get a sleeve, but he doesn’t know what he wants. Sara thinks he would not look right with a sleeve, which Cassiday says go for it!

6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A Cedar Park police office died yesterday after a freak accident during training.  Two Austin City Employees have been caught padding their wallets by lying on their timecards. One man made an extra $30,000 by doing this! There is a National egg recall, but we do NOT need to worry about it. No eggs in Texas are affected by this recall.  American Airlines is adding on more fees. If you want to sit in the first couple rows of Coach, you can pay a fee. They are called “Express seats” and prices start at $19 and go up from there. Jimmy Johnson (former Dallas Cowboys coach) is on the new season of Survivor: Nicaragua. He said it was the most difficult thing he’s ever gone through, and they got less than 100 calories per person per day.

6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Bill Clinton (64), John Stamos (47), Erika Christensen (28), Matthew Perry (41), LeeAnn Womack (44), Kyra Sedgwick (47), and Kevin Dillon (45). Headlines of the day. In Bethany New York a man was driving drunk. The cops easily spotted him because he had a busted tire and drove for 11 miles on the rim, with sparks flying everywhere. He was 3 ½ times the legal limit when they caught him and was driving on a license that had been expired for 33 years!  List of most stressful cities in the U.S. include; Detroit, Chicago, NYC, Dallas, Miami, Riverside California, Tampa Florida, Houston, Los Angeles, and coming in at #1 is Las Vegas.

7:00 AM: Recurring nightmare about work.  Sandy has a recurring nightmare where he is sitting in front of the soundboard at work and nothing will work, there is dead air, and he can’t think of anything to say.  JB used to have nightmares when he was a waiter about never being able to “get out of the weeds”. We heard from a listener who is a crane operator who has a nightmare that he can’t get the crane to stop spinning out of control.

7:20 AM: Google trends; Dr. Laura, Heidi Montag, Rolling Stone, and Jessica Simpson. Sara went around and asked Austinites if they knew why those topics were trending.

7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. John Mayer is supposedly going after Heidi Montag now that she’s divorced.  Kat Von D tweeted out yesterday and confirmed that she and Jesse James are dating. She quickly deleted it, but not before a bunch of people re-tweeted it.  Snookie has been charged with being too annoying in a recent arrest. She will go to trial September 8^th. Lady Gaga joins the likes of U2 and The Rolling Stones in highest grossing tours in history.

7:40 AM:  We talk to a listener named “Allison” who is in a huge dilemma. She is supposed to get married on Saturday, and her rehearsal dinner is tomorrow night. She loves him and thinks he is a perfect guy, but she just has a gut feeling that he isn’t “the one”. She just feels like something about it is wrong and doesn’t know why. She feels like her gut is telling her to call off the wedding but she is absolutely terrified.

8:00 AM: Headlines of the day.  3 out of 5 straight couples today have met online.  Two girls in Virginia couldn’t pay their rent, so they offered to pay their married landlord back in sexual favors. He agreed, and went into the bedroom with them and then things turned bad. Turns out they were planning on blackmailing him, and were charged with a felony attempt to extort money.

8:10 AM: Relationship non-negotioables. What in your relationship is absolutely not something you’re willing to waiver on? Is it a hobby, something to do with your family getting along with them? Maybe something that has to do with kids?

8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.  Yesterday after 7 ½ years the last U.S. brigade combat team left Iraq. That leaves 56,000 U.S. Troops in Iraq with more slated to leave in September.  Stephen Tyler has signed on as a judge for American Idol this season.  There is a new feature called “Facebook Places” that is like GoWalla, where Facebook users will be able to post their current location and tag who else is there with them.

8:45 AM:  Alex and his wife have been dubbed “The Fighting Francos” by Sandy because they seem to fight a lot. The recent fight is over a Facebook picture. Alex and Andria (his wife) were out with friends this weekend and a picture from the weekend ended up on Facebook and has started a huge fight in their household. It’s a picture (which you can see on Alex’s blog) of a guy and a girl and Alex is making a kissy face in the background.  She wants Alex to un-tag himself in the picture and he thinks if he does, then it will start a landslide of problems. 

9:00 AM: Matt Swinney from Austin Fashion Week joins us in studio to tell us about Austin Fashion Week. Tonight there are events at all the boutiques in the 2^nd street district starting at 5 pm.  Tomorrow most of the events take place at the Domain, and Saturday night is the big awards ceremony.  JB is presenting an award at the awards on Saturday night, and there will be a runway show during the awards ceremony as well.  www.fashionweekaustin.com is where you can go to check out all of the events.

9:15 AM: Happy Birthday today to Bill Clinton (64), John Stamos (47), Erika Christensen (28), Matthew Perry (41), LeeAnn Womack (44), Kyra Sedgwick (47), and Kevin Dillon (45).

9:30 AM: Tune in tomorrow for an awesome show. We’ll have the week in review, Cecily Knobler, and we’ll talk about irrational fears among many things! See you tomorrow!